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  • If it's "roses are red, violets are blue, I want a threesome with your sister, so I can fuck her too" then you probably aren't gonna get laid

    Submitted by Mondu on Jun 16, 10 at 11:30am
  • Isn't this a quote from Keats?

    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jun 16, 10 at 10:30am
  • How about..."silence is golden, duct tape is silver"....

    Submitted by jprincess on Jun 16, 10 at 3:41pm
  • just because writing a poem might get you laid doesnt mean it doesnt make you a pussy for writing it.

    Submitted by gNarbog on Jun 16, 10 at 10:27am
  • There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night. To find that his dream had come true.

    Submitted by lawlessWV on Jun 16, 10 at 12:56pm
  • don't count on it, Nice Guy™

    Submitted by californiaraisin on Jun 16, 10 at 1:12pm
  • You misspelt him..

    Submitted by ojg15 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:25pm
  • "There once was a man from Nantucket..."

    Submitted by thedood on Jun 16, 10 at 11:48am
  • Is a "fucking poem" about fucking?!

    Submitted by highallthetime on Jun 16, 10 at 2:51pm
  • a fucking poem? like a poem about fucking?

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 16, 10 at 2:51pm
  • Shutup you dumbass you'll get Get laid if she feels like layin ya!

    Submitted by sal22 on Jun 19, 10 at 10:07pm
  • U wrote a fucking poem or a poem about fucking?! Please explain

    Submitted by britney09 on Jun 16, 10 at 5:55pm
  • Ooooo, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

    Submitted by gatormustang on Jun 16, 10 at 10:24am
  • Pussy.

    Submitted by zealous on Jun 16, 10 at 10:18am
  • Wow what a waste if time. I hate when guys do that kinda if stuff, just ask and I'll do anything. And no I'm not a slut

    Submitted by 697769 on Aug 19, 10 at 11:03pm
  • Maybe she knows you are a suck up...maybe I'll get laid if u stop ass kissing and actually mean what u say :) yes?

    Submitted by Bear4 on Jun 16, 10 at 2:28pm
  • Ex boyfriend wrote me a poem. It was super shit. He didn't get sex.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 1, 12 at 7:05am
  • Bfd. You should only get laid if it's a GOOD poem, not a limerick like I'm sure the OP wrote.

    Submitted by Betweenthebars93 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:19am
  • I've done that before. It works everytime!

    Submitted by 23jordan23 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:18am
  • Why don't you learn how to play the guitar so you can be like every other douche bag jerkin off with his tears

    Submitted by E82Stud on Jun 20, 10 at 3:36am
  • Okay, theres is a lot wrong with this situation. You obviously have not slept with her yet, which means she is not yet your girlfriend. \nNow, me being a girl, I can say for sure, some random guy im not even dating writes me a fucking poem and he is not getting laid. Hes getting some pepper spray to the eyes and a restraining order. \nSo good luck.

    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jun 16, 10 at 6:15pm
  • There once was a man from Nantucket,\nWith a dick so long he could suck it. \nHe said with a grin as he whiped off his chin, \n"If my ass was a pussy, I'd fuck it."

    Submitted by cjschmidt2 on Jun 17, 10 at 3:32am