i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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If it's "roses are red, violets are blue, I want a threesome with your sister, so I can fuck her too" then you probably aren't gonna get laid
Isn't this a quote from Keats?
How about..."silence is golden, duct tape is silver"....
just because writing a poem might get you laid doesnt mean it doesnt make you a pussy for writing it.
There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night. To find that his dream had come true.
don't count on it, Nice Guy™
"There once was a man from Nantucket..."
Is a "fucking poem" about fucking?!
a fucking poem? like a poem about fucking?
You misspelt him..
Ooooo, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Shutup you dumbass you'll get Get laid if she feels like layin ya!
U wrote a fucking poem or a poem about fucking?! Please explain
Wow what a waste if time. I hate when guys do that kinda if stuff, just ask and I'll do anything. And no I'm not a slut
Maybe she knows you are a suck up...maybe I'll get laid if u stop ass kissing and actually mean what u say :) yes?
Ex boyfriend wrote me a poem. It was super shit. He didn't get sex.
Bfd. You should only get laid if it's a GOOD poem, not a limerick like I'm sure the OP wrote.
Okay, theres is a lot wrong with this situation. You obviously have not slept with her yet, which means she is not yet your girlfriend. \nNow, me being a girl, I can say for sure, some random guy im not even dating writes me a fucking poem and he is not getting laid. Hes getting some pepper spray to the eyes and a restraining order. \nSo good luck.
I've done that before. It works everytime!
There once was a man from Nantucket,\nWith a dick so long he could suck it. \nHe said with a grin as he whiped off his chin, \n"If my ass was a pussy, I'd fuck it."
Why don't you learn how to play the guitar so you can be like every other douche bag jerkin off with his tears