i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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If it's "roses are red, violets are blue, I want a threesome with your sister, so I can fuck her too" then you probably aren't gonna get laid
Isn't this a quote from Keats?
How about..."silence is golden, duct tape is silver"....
just because writing a poem might get you laid doesnt mean it doesnt make you a pussy for writing it.
There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night. To find that his dream had come true.
don't count on it, Nice Guy™
"There once was a man from Nantucket..."
Is a "fucking poem" about fucking?!
You misspelt him..
a fucking poem? like a poem about fucking?
Shutup you dumbass you'll get Get laid if she feels like layin ya!
U wrote a fucking poem or a poem about fucking?! Please explain
Ooooo, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Wow what a waste if time. I hate when guys do that kinda if stuff, just ask and I'll do anything. And no I'm not a slut
Maybe she knows you are a suck up...maybe I'll get laid if u stop ass kissing and actually mean what u say :) yes?
Ex boyfriend wrote me a poem. It was super shit. He didn't get sex.
Bfd. You should only get laid if it's a GOOD poem, not a limerick like I'm sure the OP wrote.
I've done that before. It works everytime!
Okay, theres is a lot wrong with this situation. You obviously have not slept with her yet, which means she is not yet your girlfriend. \nNow, me being a girl, I can say for sure, some random guy im not even dating writes me a fucking poem and he is not getting laid. Hes getting some pepper spray to the eyes and a restraining order. \nSo good luck.
Why don't you learn how to play the guitar so you can be like every other douche bag jerkin off with his tears
There once was a man from Nantucket,\nWith a dick so long he could suck it. \nHe said with a grin as he whiped off his chin, \n"If my ass was a pussy, I'd fuck it."