I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE