You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself