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  • 92 29
    Submitted by maskedman on Jun 6, 10 at 12:06pm
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    Maybe she just has really strong feelings against you raping her. I feel like this text is from Quagmire.

  • 74 29
    Submitted by Herschel on Jun 6, 10 at 11:55am
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    There really are other ways you can get laid besides a blacked-out chick, you know.

  • 56 18
    Submitted by prophetchuck on Jun 6, 10 at 11:08am
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    Maybe her tolerance is just way better than yours.

  • 52 22
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 6, 10 at 11:13am
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    Well maybe she needs somethin beside your pussy ass wine coolers

  • 49 19
    Submitted by Lauren26 on Jun 6, 10 at 2:32pm
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    i've never blacked out. and my tolerance is really low, like 3 beers low.

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Erykah on Jun 7, 10 at 1:05am
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    @breezknees: I really hope ur joking! Such a dangerous game... and destroys brain cells every time.

  • 24 19
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 7, 10 at 2:08am
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    Lauren26 are you from tx? Cause you sound like someone I know lol

  • 23 21
    Submitted by Masquerade90 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:04am
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    I blacked out once, after I threw up everything I drank, and took a sleeping pill... Apparently I was awake and talking for 45 minutes after I stopped remembering things... but that's the closest I've got to it. Unfortunately I remember everything else...

  • 18 14
    Submitted by Gleicheniaceae on Jun 12, 10 at 9:30pm
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    @ maskedman: now that you mention it, it makes so much sense.\n\nGiggity-giggity-gig-gi-ty!

  • 19 26
    Submitted by cowgirl on Jun 6, 10 at 1:18pm
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    Georgia peaches for ya!!

  • 13 15
    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 4, 11 at 4:10am
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    Are these my roommates?! Haha

  • 21 35
    Submitted by suttonkb on Jun 6, 10 at 11:04am
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    Lol that's funny

  • 23 57
    Submitted by breezknees on Jun 6, 10 at 1:30pm
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    I think mybe he was talking about choking her til she blcked out. Me n my boyfran do that

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