He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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No! Do not feed crazy!!
I believe "dick chowder" is more accurate...
Don't drink his kool-aid.
…but DO drink his dick soup.
Any guy who says shit like that deserves a good fingering, not a handy.
You should tell him to use that prayer energy to image you while he beats off.
Props to her