I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I love you. Go after that dick
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HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down