i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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Liking the sound of this...
Fuck yeah, I hear you sister.
I think I'm going to live vicariously through whoever wrote this.
Amen sister!! If this was a cult, I'd join...
This is the best idea I've heard all day
Keepin' it real, yo...
Now that's a party!
...things to buy, giggity.
That is a Fayetteville area code which means she keeps screwing around with silly soldiers and getting her heartbroken.
i was stationed there for a while...you probably hit the nail on the head
Sounds like a plan.
sound like a web cam show to me.
Lmao! I could have written this
But then how would we men continue to ruin your life and render your existence miserable and pathetic? Just sayin', your making hard.
Preach on sister