it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.