he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.