I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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Nobody has just patron in their liquor cabinets though...
You may be overestimating yourself.
Both will destroy your liver and fuck you up.
So you're expensive and overrated?
Yeah. Patron = pretty bottle but overrated and overpriced. Makes you think you want to go there but starts being a real bitch before you know it. I totally see the resemblance.
Lmmfao! Really Hunny? As long as its wet
Yet sometimes you've had too much Patron and what you really need is water.
oh yea? Well, I have a bridge out in San Francisco that I'm looking to unload, real cheap.
My parents have multiple bottles of patron in their cabinets....I'm not sure what that says about our family lol.