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  • i enjoy bjs a lot more when my gf really wants to do it for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:47pm
  • That's right! They will just die alone b/c sooner or later there will be a guy that knows how to treat a woman with respect. And HE will get all the bj's and sex when ever he wants however he wants and where ever he wants. Keep your man happy or somone else will... be my guest b/c when my man keeps ME happy first hes going to be begging me to let him catch his breath we'll be fucking soo much!-2:01

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:12pm
  • oh noes! all it takes to lose my man is to refuse a bj one time! but i love assholes like him and he knows he can get it from other girls so i should be shamed into giving him head! waaaaah! You should give him a blowjob when he immaturely demands it. That's when you bite it off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:07pm
  • if i don't feel like giving head i'm not fuckin doing. he wants to go get it from someone else, then he needs to get his shit and get the fuck up out my house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:36pm
  • or you could just say "i don't feel like it today" just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Really? Because you can't go a night without a blowjob, 1:35? I suspect you've probably gone years...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:37pm
  • My girl and I never go farther than what she wants to do, and I've gotten to stick it in her pooper. Game, set, match.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Assholes that cheat b/c I won't give them head on demand dont deserve to live...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:01pm
  • 1:53 for you, I doubt that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Exactly, 2:01. All these guys think they're worth keeping around with an attitude like that? Haha, go cheat, go find some skank who gives you herpes. I won't be missing you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Thank you to the other person with a sane mind. Saying you don't want to is all it should take.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Boys, you'd be very surprised by the amount of girls who didn't fuck you because you're a moron, not because they're lesbians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Hahahaha! Lighten up people, it's funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:35pm
  • those guys probably don't have g/f

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:35pm
  • 2:31 will never know good head without an attitude adjustment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:35pm
  • I personally think mouth-periods are a great idea, in theory.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:57pm
  • A guy who has to ask for a BJ is a guy who hasn't earned a BJ. Lads, take note.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:29pm
  • Why do these guys think they're worth keeping around? Threatening to cheat is not an actual threat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Lots of guys without girlfriends in this thread...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:36pm
  • Fuck you 2:21 that's total BS! Well i guess when your tiny dick doesn't live up to the job i can "outsource" to find a better one too? Oh but wait... that would make me a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:24pm
  • You would think guys would clue in to this little secret of being loving and faithful to their g/f or wives b/c then we wouldnt put on the breaks all the time.... HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE Shit even my Fuck buddy treats me with respect and he gets whatever he wants!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:15pm
  • You don't have to give head when you don't want to. If he doesn't want to accept no for an answer, he doesn't deserve head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:28pm
  • How about no bitch!

    Submitted by snyderlr23 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:39am
  • What little boys in this thread. If you cannot pace and appreciate your sexuality, you'll find no satisfaction indulging it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Men with high expectations for themselves = rapists

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:10pm
  • 2:22 is MY hero and I am a chick. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:17pm
  • Why does any girl who mentions sex get called a slut? She didn't say it was about random guys, it could be about a boyfriend with an insatiable sexual appetite, we don't know. Fuck your judgement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:08pm
  • I get more blowjobs than all of my buddies who call me whipped because i'm not an asshole to my girlfriends. Jealous, bitches?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:15pm
  • fine, 2:06, he can find someone else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:09pm
  • funniest yet most disgusting mental image......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 9:20, you're right. The true stat is 80%. For adults. That doesn't include teens. And if gonnorhea and pregnancy are rising in teens, it would be fair to say many non-adults are getting herpes. Therefore over 80%. Funny how the only fault you could find in that argument is that I exaggerated. I'd say that's just being a little picky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:38pm
  • 2:22 is my new hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:35pm
  • There's always your ass !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:52pm
  • 2:46 did you also realize that's why you're stuck with other people's boyfriends and don't have one of your own?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:01pm
  • I wish my feet had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like going to work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:29pm
  • @ 1:38: I'm new to the thread... the notion of disposability is interesting. I suppose with how society is set up, where the norm is the guy goes after the girl, the idea of simply waiting for another guy to step forward, should someone not be interested in a particular offering, does imply what you say. I would argue that we are a tournament species in that regard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:31am
  • FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR FUCK YOU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:33pm
  • Warts on your package** If warts ARE your package...Hahaha that's a whole new level of STD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:30pm
  • all these men saying they'll go get action from some other chick, and all these chicks giving it to them...and we wonder why over 90% of the population has oral herpes. Oh, or why genital herpes is on the rise. Guys, don't go to girls you're not dating just for a BJ. Warts are your package... Such a turn off. Then you'll REALLY never get head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:29pm
  • Getting a blowjob is a gift not a requirment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:45pm
  • how about 'no' you gd slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:57am
  • I am not a dude!! -2:18

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:18pm
  • hahaha i totally believed you thought it was funny 4:02 but then you were all like NOT! then i was like oooo fake out BWAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:19am
  • If she won't give you head, she's giving it to someone else. True story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:07pm
  • 2:17 I'll blow you if you buy me dinner first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:18pm
  • Haha, yes!!

    Submitted by Stephaniea on Mar 13, 10 at 4:32am
  • If u don't wanna suck dick... Don't, pretty fkn simple

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:30pm
  • 12:59: So men should think women are people, so they can have better sex? K. Silly me, thinking women should be considered people of their own right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:02pm
  • what the fuck is wrong with you? this girl doesn't mind giving head, she just wants a break once in awhile. sexual coercion and domestic violence are never acceptable, 3:51. in the unlikely event you find a woman who doesn't consider your behavior psychological abuse, i hope you never have daughters. funny, in your scenario, you're the immature, selfish one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:15am
  • 7:22 - it's obvious to me that you probably pay for any sexual gratification you receive. While this is understandable, please think of future generations of Mankind by choosing not to breed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:49pm
  • blow jobs are like flowers for men right? what girl demands flowers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:27pm
  • why give head all the time? why don't you have sex and actually get something out of it instead a mouthful of nasty?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Loreena Bobbit knew how to say no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Your excuse is, "I'd rather do you up the butt!" and you pull out your vibrator.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:47pm
  • wowww this is absurd. girls are probably just as likely to cheat on their asshole boyfriends who demand head as the guys who arent getting it. no one wants to be with a selfish bastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Dentist appointment, works every time ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Um I don't know where u get your stats but i'm pretty sure 90% of thr population doesn't have herpes. There may be a lot, but no 90%

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:20pm
  • Why are bjs such a big deal???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 9:38 you're still exaggerating - it's an estimated 50-80%. It's a range for a reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:43pm
  • 2:37 I did not loose my b/f to outsourcing. I do have a sense of humor sometime the guys here just piss me off... Love, 2:24

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Then both your mouth and cunt would smell like rotten milk and tuna...fuck that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Try saying no, whore lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:14pm
  • what a tool... how about you dont doit if you dont feel like it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Dear everyone, Please try to teach your daughters that they are more than the sum of their holes. Kthxbai

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 10:38pm
  • ...Am I the only one who thought this was really funny? Cause I know what she means... you don't WANT to say no, 'cause you wouldn't want your guy to say no to you, either. It just feels selfish. Saying no is obviously an option but sometimes you don't want to just flat out say NO I don't want to give you a bj. It's a blow to the ego. Dunno... I thought this text was really funny, and relatable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:22pm
  • 14 year olds giving head?!?! If I ever find out my little sister is giving head I'm sticking soap in her mouth untill she pukes. Jeezzzz..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:37pm
  • 12:36 doesn't know what she's talkin about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:28am
  • My worth is not determined by the availability of my orifices, 3:49.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:00pm
  • 12:36 is wrong. That does not mean they don't have a man to blow. If you would rather submit to sexual subservience (giving head or sexual favors when you don't want to) to please your man, thats you. Go ahead with that backwards thinking and keep taking several steps back for women. anyway this text was funny people, take it for what it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:42am
  • 7:22 is a pseudo intellect and virgin and fails to realize that men are actually the disposable ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:38am
  • You're right, 9:22, but it spiraled out of control once all the guys started calling her a slut and saying they'd cheat on the girl who doesn't give them any. Then we had to address it differently. But yeah, it's funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:41pm
  • I think you're the best thing ever.....please please please be my girlfriend. I'll give you every fifth day off.........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:41pm
  • That's really sad if you judge your self worth on your sexual performance "keeping" a man, 12:36. I have a boyfriend right now, but if I didn't, I wouldn't think less of myself as a person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:51am
  • guess what, women like sex. we like giving and receiving oral. we like from behind and in the behind. and you may enjoy the benefits of sexual freedom if you're not acting like some petty child in the sack when you don't get your way all the time. if you're loving and patient, you'll get yours. just don't be a dick because we'll lose interest and find someone better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:00pm
  • If he won't take no for an answer, he deserves to have it bitten!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:20pm
  • women don't like being the douchebag in this series

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:51pm
  • thanks for the grossest image i've had in a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:26pm
  • I'm confused. What would be keeping you from saying "I don't feel like giving head today."? Is it your job or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:35am
  • There are no excuses!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:22pm
  • 2:15 is not Katie sorry...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:25pm
  • If you said that to me, you WOULD have a period in your mouth. After I punched you there, that is....just sayin....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:51am
  • fuck you both. If the guy wants a BJ you better give it to him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Just ask him "How dry do you want it? I'm going to make it like sandpaper!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:58pm
  • You better give it to him good. Bjs make me cum so hard so when im askin for one, i better get one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Disgusting.

    Submitted by jmg1985 on Mar 7, 11 at 7:55pm
  • Shit* not shot. Stupid iPhone not letting you see what you're typing. Excuse the typos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:55pm
  • ^ 2:22 respects a girl and gets the reward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:50pm
  • Will a mouth-period also shut the bitch up once in awhile? If so then I'm in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:41am
  • Your mouth dies have a period. Every time you open it, whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:45am
  • Omfg just bc u give a blowjob doesn't make u a whore...it makes u know how to have a good time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:13pm
  • That's what the back door is there, when you don't want to do anything else offer the entrance to the back dizzy ;0)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:50pm
  • I'm all for giving my man other forms of pkeasure should I not be in the mood. However, there are times when you just aren't up to it. And yes, after being with someone for a long time, one should know the signs of when it is or isn't a good time. It is a mutual respect and understanding for one another unfotunateky, some men only care about what they want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:12am
  • Haha personalities.. Not personalititwa or whatever I said hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Blowjobs are fun. So is reciprocal oral! I hate flowers, though. It's such a generic romantic gesture and they just die in three days or so. Maybe a bonsai tree?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 6:45pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA domestic abuse is hilarious! oh wait it's NOT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:02am
  • "Herpes is caused by a virus: the herpes simplex virus (HSV). HSV is in a family of viruses called herpesviruses. This family includes Epstein-Barr virus (the cause of mono) and the varicella zoster virus (the cause of chicken pox and shingles). Although there are several viruses in the herpesvirus family, each is a separate virus and different from one another. Having one virus does not mean you will have another." 9:43

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:44pm
  • Hey i'm single (and a girl) and i give out of this world head... any takers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:38pm
  • Who gives a shit about percentages?? 50% of the population has herpes, is that not gross enough? The point of me saying "hey guys how bout the possibility you might get an STD" was not to argue about how many people have it! The point was "hey, if you know some chick down the roAd who gives awesome head, think about why she has that reputation" she probably gave head to a lot of guys, and you're essentially getting whatever nasty shit on his dick onto yours. The t

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:49pm
  • from the replies and the thumbs up or thumbs down I see a LOT of anger in the women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Nice^^ I hate getting flowers I beg people not to buy me flowers so does that mean I don't ever have to give head! YES! haha Well that would kind of suck b/c i really like giving head to be honest it's fun and guys are always really really into it when i do it so i get a lot of satisfaction out of that. Maybe the OP just needs to improve her skills.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Umm just say no - slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:23pm
  • i see a lot of anger from the boys too, just sayin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:01pm
  • @ 2:09 i nearly pissed myself!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:38pm
  • 12:36 has low self-esteem. I have no problem going down on my guy, nor do I have a problem politely refusing a sexual request. And vice versa, if he's not in the mood. That's something you should familiarize yourself with: mutual respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:14am
  • 2:22 is my new hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:35pm
  • and I would imagine that he always has. . .right 2:09?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:13pm
  • keep your man happy or someone else will . . . .true story. Always has been.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:06pm
  • Why wouldn't you want to give head? I'm a girl and absolutely love giving head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 7:18pm
  • some guys in here gonna get raped by a girl on her period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:38pm
  • I agree.. Sometimes I just feel like skipping to strait sex lol.. But already being in a relationship like that at 14 is just wrong..-_-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Lol well if u don't feel like giving head just don't haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:19pm
  • I enjoy being sexually subservient. People that think it sets the women's movement back must not understand how empowering it is to always say, "yes." :)

    Submitted by unclestuffy on Feb 27, 12 at 11:37am
  • That's not being a champion.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 2, 10 at 10:30pm
  • That's disgusting. I just threw up a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:56pm
  • 3:38 I love that you must be a guy and think that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:54pm
  • man you people take these txts too seriously -.-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Lighten the fuck up 2:24. You're pissed because you lost your bf to "outsourcing." Maybe if you had a sense of humor you could keep a guy around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:37pm
  • One, it's called gingivitis. Bam, there's your mouth period. Two, it's not cheating, it's outsourcing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:21pm
  • 3:29 Thank you! When I give head without being asked it's because my boyfriend did something worth it.

    Submitted by norymarshall28 on Jul 21, 11 at 1:57am
  • Yeah.... Girls from L.A wouldn't need the mouth period if they just started sucking instead of bitching...

    Submitted by SgtZero on Jan 18, 11 at 4:12am
  • The schoolyard insults dressed up as 'mature' advice doled out by the women on here make me glad we're relying on your looks, and not your personality, for the procreation and survival of the species.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:22pm
  • WTF. There is the word no if you don't want 2 do it. Whore!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Why would you want to avoid giving head? It's pretty fun...with the right person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:27pm
  • poor slut...she doesn't feel like giving a BJ but does it anyhow. Boo, hoo, hoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:28pm
  • i just realized... im the girl they go to when they cant get bjs from their girlfriends... :-\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Guys who think it is a REQUIRED job for women to blow them deserve to have their dicks cut off and turned into mush in a blender.

    Submitted by thatsxourxsong on Jun 9, 11 at 12:24pm
  • 7:18 the problem isn't with giving head. The problem is not being in the mood for sex sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:29pm
  • It's all right, OP. He can wait and he shouldn't blame you for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:32am
  • Just say no. If he has a problem with that ask him if HE wants to suck a dick...go from there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:29pm
  • 2:19 gives bad head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:31pm
  • You don't HAVE to suck dick, you know. It's not an obligation. I'm perfectly fine with never talking to you again.

    Submitted by exosus on Jul 31, 11 at 6:41pm
  • Better not hurt your hand, 3:51. You'll be relying on it for awhile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 4:00am
  • HAHAHA! That text is amazing! I love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:12pm
  • That's a slut for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:52pm
  • I bet 3:53 has never let a dick get into her mouth --- and probably owns a lot of cats, wakes up alone each day, and has a dyke haircut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Women need to stop faking...I'm a woman and sometimes I really don't feel like it but,I would do it to please my Man the women saying they wouldn't don't have a man to blow any how...lls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:36am
  • and women are surprised when men cheat?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:35pm
  • she wont do it but her sister will, when she boogie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:58pm
  • if you don't give him a BJ and he finds a girl that will, don't piss and moan about how he cheated on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Buck up and swallow, girlie. There's plenty of others out there ready and willing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:53pm
  • These bitches think their mouth is lined with silk. They don't have nothin' that their girlfriend or roommate or sister doesn't also have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:32pm