I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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oh noes! all it takes to lose my man is to refuse a bj one time! but i love assholes like him and he knows he can get it from other girls so i should be shamed into giving him head! waaaaah!
You should give him a blowjob when he immaturely demands it. That's when you bite it off.
That's right! They will just die alone b/c sooner or later there will be a guy that knows how to treat a woman with respect. And HE will get all the bj's and sex when ever he wants however he wants and where ever he wants. Keep your man happy or somone else will... be my guest b/c when my man keeps ME happy first hes going to be begging me to let him catch his breath we'll be fucking soo much!-2:01
i enjoy bjs a lot more when my gf really wants to do it for me.
if i don't feel like giving head i'm not fuckin doing. he wants to go get it from someone else, then he needs to get his shit and get the fuck up out my house.
Assholes that cheat b/c I won't give them head on demand dont deserve to live...
or you could just say "i don't feel like it today" just sayin
My girl and I never go farther than what she wants to do, and I've gotten to stick it in her pooper. Game, set, match.
Really? Because you can't go a night without a blowjob, 1:35? I suspect you've probably gone years...
1:53 for you, I doubt that
Thank you to the other person with a sane mind. Saying you don't want to is all it should take.
Exactly, 2:01. All these guys think they're worth keeping around with an attitude like that? Haha, go cheat, go find some skank who gives you herpes. I won't be missing you.
I get more blowjobs than all of my buddies who call me whipped because i'm not an asshole to my girlfriends. Jealous, bitches?
You don't have to give head when you don't want to. If he doesn't want to accept no for an answer, he doesn't deserve head.
fine, 2:06, he can find someone else.
Lots of guys without girlfriends in this thread...
Hahahaha! Lighten up people, it's funny!
I personally think mouth-periods are a great idea, in theory.
Boys, you'd be very surprised by the amount of girls who didn't fuck you because you're a moron, not because they're lesbians.
Why do these guys think they're worth keeping around? Threatening to cheat is not an actual threat.
2:31 will never know good head without an attitude adjustment.
Men with high expectations for themselves = rapists
You would think guys would clue in to this little secret of being loving and faithful to their g/f or wives b/c then we wouldnt put on the breaks all the time.... HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE
Shit even my Fuck buddy treats me with respect and he gets whatever he wants!
those guys probably don't have g/f
Fuck you 2:21 that's total BS! Well i guess when your tiny dick doesn't live up to the job i can "outsource" to find a better one too? Oh but wait... that would make me a whore.
What little boys in this thread. If you cannot pace and appreciate your sexuality, you'll find no satisfaction indulging it.
A guy who has to ask for a BJ is a guy who hasn't earned a BJ.
Lads, take note.
funniest yet most disgusting mental image......
2:22 is MY hero and I am a chick. :)
9:20, you're right. The true stat is 80%.
That doesn't include teens. And if gonnorhea and pregnancy are rising in teens, it would be fair to say many non-adults are getting herpes.
Therefore over 80%. Funny how the only fault you could find in that argument is that I exaggerated. I'd say that's just being a little picky.
How about no bitch!
Warts on your package**
If warts ARE your package...Hahaha that's a whole new level of STD
2:22 is my new hero.
2:46 did you also realize that's why you're stuck with other people's boyfriends and don't have one of your own?
I wish my feet had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like going to work
If u don't wanna suck dick... Don't, pretty fkn simple
Why does any girl who mentions sex get called a slut? She didn't say it was about random guys, it could be about a boyfriend with an insatiable sexual appetite, we don't know. Fuck your judgement.
There's always your ass !!
If she won't give you head, she's giving it to someone else. True story.
@ 1:38: I'm new to the thread... the notion of disposability is interesting. I suppose with how society is set up, where the norm is the guy goes after the girl, the idea of simply waiting for another guy to step forward, should someone not be interested in a particular offering, does imply what you say. I would argue that we are a tournament species in that regard.
Getting a blowjob is a gift not a requirment.
blow jobs are like flowers for men right? what girl demands flowers?
hahaha i totally believed you thought it was funny 4:02 but then you were all like NOT! then i was like oooo fake out BWAHAHAHA
how about 'no' you gd slut.
7:22 - it's obvious to me that you probably pay for any sexual gratification you receive. While this is understandable, please think of future generations of Mankind by choosing not to breed.
Your excuse is, "I'd rather do you up the butt!" and you pull out your vibrator.
So men should think women are people, so they can have better sex? K. Silly me, thinking women should be considered people of their own right.
all these men saying they'll go get action from some other chick, and all these chicks giving it to them...and we wonder why over 90% of the population has oral herpes. Oh, or why genital herpes is on the rise. Guys, don't go to girls you're not dating just for a BJ. Warts are your package... Such a turn off. Then you'll REALLY never get head.
Why are bjs such a big deal???
FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR FUCK YOU
why give head all the time? why don't you have sex and actually get something out of it instead a mouthful of nasty?
what the fuck is wrong with you? this girl doesn't mind giving head, she just wants a break once in awhile. sexual coercion and domestic violence are never acceptable, 3:51. in the unlikely event you find a woman who doesn't consider your behavior psychological abuse, i hope you never have daughters. funny, in your scenario, you're the immature, selfish one.
My worth is not determined by the availability of my orifices, 3:49.
2:17 I'll blow you if you buy me dinner first
That's really sad if you judge your self worth on your sexual performance "keeping" a man, 12:36. I have a boyfriend right now, but if I didn't, I wouldn't think less of myself as a person.
what a tool...
how about you dont doit if you dont feel like it!
You're right, 9:22, but it spiraled out of control once all the guys started calling her a slut and saying they'd cheat on the girl who doesn't give them any. Then we had to address it differently. But yeah, it's funny!
Loreena Bobbit knew how to say no.
wowww this is absurd. girls are probably just as likely to cheat on their asshole boyfriends who demand head as the guys who arent getting it. no one wants to be with a selfish bastard.
I'm confused. What would be keeping you from saying "I don't feel like giving head today."? Is it your job or something?
7:22 is a pseudo intellect and virgin and fails to realize that men are actually the disposable ones.
I am not a dude!! -2:18
2:37 I did not loose my b/f to outsourcing. I do have a sense of humor sometime the guys here just piss me off... Love, 2:24
12:36 is wrong. That does not mean they don't have a man to blow. If you would rather submit to sexual subservience (giving head or sexual favors when you don't want to) to please your man, thats you. Go ahead with that backwards thinking and keep taking several steps back for women.
anyway this text was funny people, take it for what it is
Dentist appointment, works every time ;)
thanks for the grossest image i've had in a while
I think you're the best thing ever.....please please please be my girlfriend. I'll give you every fifth day off.........
Try saying no, whore lol
12:36 doesn't know what she's talkin about
...Am I the only one who thought this was really funny? Cause I know what she means... you don't WANT to say no, 'cause you wouldn't want your guy to say no to you, either. It just feels selfish. Saying no is obviously an option but sometimes you don't want to just flat out say NO I don't want to give you a bj. It's a blow to the ego. Dunno... I thought this text was really funny, and relatable.
Then both your mouth and cunt would smell like rotten milk and tuna...fuck that.
If you said that to me, you WOULD have a period in your mouth. After I punched you there, that is....just sayin....
guess what, women like sex. we like giving and receiving oral. we like from behind and in the behind. and you may enjoy the benefits of sexual freedom if you're not acting like some petty child in the sack when you don't get your way all the time. if you're loving and patient, you'll get yours. just don't be a dick because we'll lose interest and find someone better.
14 year olds giving head?!?! If I ever find out my little sister is giving head I'm sticking soap in her mouth untill she pukes. Jeezzzz..
Blowjobs are fun. So is reciprocal oral!
I hate flowers, though. It's such a generic romantic gesture and they just die in three days or so. Maybe a bonsai tree?
Who gives a shit about percentages?? 50% of the population has herpes, is that not gross enough? The point of me saying "hey guys how bout the possibility you might get an STD" was not to argue about how many people have it! The point was "hey, if you know some chick down the roAd who gives awesome head, think about why she has that reputation" she probably gave head to a lot of guys, and you're essentially getting whatever nasty shit on his dick onto yours. The t
9:38 you're still exaggerating - it's an estimated 50-80%. It's a range for a reason.
women don't like being the douchebag in this series
If he won't take no for an answer, he deserves to have it bitten!
Um I don't know where u get your stats but i'm pretty sure 90% of thr population doesn't have herpes. There may be a lot, but no 90%
You better give it to him good. Bjs make me cum so hard so when im askin for one, i better get one
Your mouth dies have a period. Every time you open it, whore.
Haha personalities.. Not personalititwa or whatever I said hahaha
There are no excuses!
Please try to teach your daughters that they are more than the sum of their holes.
i see a lot of anger from the boys too, just sayin.
Just ask him "How dry do you want it? I'm going to make it like sandpaper!"
2:15 is not Katie sorry...
fuck you both. If the guy wants a BJ you better give it to him.
That's disgusting. I just threw up a little.
^ 2:22 respects a girl and gets the reward.
"Herpes is caused by a virus: the herpes simplex virus (HSV). HSV is in a family of viruses called herpesviruses. This family includes Epstein-Barr virus (the cause of mono) and the varicella zoster virus (the cause of chicken pox and shingles). Although there are several viruses in the herpesvirus family, each is a separate virus and different from one another. Having one virus does not mean you will have another."
That's what the back door is there, when you don't want to do anything else offer the entrance to the back dizzy ;0)
Hey i'm single (and a girl) and i give out of this world head... any takers?
Will a mouth-period also shut the bitch up once in awhile? If so then I'm in.
some guys in here gonna get raped by a girl on her period.
and I would imagine that he always has. . .right 2:09?
Why wouldn't you want to give head? I'm a girl and absolutely love giving head.
Shit* not shot. Stupid iPhone not letting you see what you're typing. Excuse the typos.
Nice^^ I hate getting flowers I beg people not to buy me flowers so does that mean I don't ever have to give head! YES! haha Well that would kind of suck b/c i really like giving head to be honest it's fun and guys are always really really into it when i do it so i get a lot of satisfaction out of that. Maybe the OP just needs to improve her skills.
I'm all for giving my man other forms of pkeasure should I not be in the mood. However, there are times when you just aren't up to it. And yes, after being with someone for a long time, one should know the signs of when it is or isn't a good time. It is a mutual respect and understanding for one another unfotunateky, some men only care about what they want.
Omfg just bc u give a blowjob doesn't make u a whore...it makes u know how to have a good time.
from the replies and the thumbs up or thumbs down I see a LOT of anger in the women
I agree.. Sometimes I just feel like skipping to strait sex lol.. But already being in a relationship like that at 14 is just wrong..-_-
HAHAHAHAHAHA domestic abuse is hilarious!
oh wait it's NOT!
Lol well if u don't feel like giving head just don't haha
keep your man happy or someone else will . . . .true story. Always has been.
Umm just say no - slut
3:29 Thank you! When I give head without being asked it's because my boyfriend did something worth it.
12:36 has low self-esteem.
I have no problem going down on my guy, nor do I have a problem politely refusing a sexual request. And vice versa, if he's not in the mood. That's something you should familiarize yourself with: mutual respect.
I enjoy being sexually subservient. People that think it sets the women's movement back must not understand how empowering it is to always say, "yes." :)
One, it's called gingivitis. Bam, there's your mouth period. Two, it's not cheating, it's outsourcing.
3:38 I love that you must be a guy and think that way.
i nearly pissed myself!
Lighten the fuck up 2:24. You're pissed because you lost your bf to "outsourcing." Maybe if you had a sense of humor you could keep a guy around.
man you people take these txts too seriously -.-
Guys who think it is a REQUIRED job for women to blow them deserve to have their dicks cut off and turned into mush in a blender.
That's not being a champion.
7:18 the problem isn't with giving head. The problem is not being in the mood for sex sometimes.
WTF. There is the word no if you don't want 2 do it. Whore!!!!
It's all right, OP. He can wait and he shouldn't blame you for it.
The schoolyard insults dressed up as 'mature' advice doled out by the women on here make me glad we're relying on your looks, and not your personality, for the procreation and survival of the species.
I bet 3:53 has never let a dick get into her mouth --- and probably owns a lot of cats, wakes up alone each day, and has a dyke haircut
Why would you want to avoid giving head? It's pretty fun...with the right person.
Yeah.... Girls from L.A wouldn't need the mouth period if they just started sucking instead of bitching...
poor slut...she doesn't feel like giving a BJ but does it anyhow. Boo, hoo, hoo
i just realized... im the girl they go to when they cant get bjs from their girlfriends... :-\
2:19 gives bad head.
Better not hurt your hand, 3:51. You'll be relying on it for awhile.
That's a slut for sure
HAHAHA! That text is amazing! I love it!
and women are surprised when men cheat?
You don't HAVE to suck dick, you know. It's not an obligation. I'm perfectly fine with never talking to you again.
Just say no. If he has a problem with that ask him if HE wants to suck a dick...go from there...
she wont do it but her sister will, when she boogie.
if you don't give him a BJ and he finds a girl that will, don't piss and moan about how he cheated on you
Women need to stop faking...I'm a woman and sometimes I really don't feel like it but,I would do it to please my Man the women saying they wouldn't don't have a man to blow any how...lls
Buck up and swallow, girlie. There's plenty of others out there ready and willing.
These bitches think their mouth is lined with silk. They don't have nothin' that their girlfriend or roommate or sister doesn't also have.