Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell