He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
we f'd six times
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested