we f'd six times
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"