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  • "you're stupid," not "your stupid."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:40am
  • Haha, darling you are not a whore! You are a women who knew what she wanted, even though you do not remember. Doggy style will sometimes do that, next time put a blanket or towel down. Fuck all of you for calling her a whore, you are just mad it wasn't you who caused her rugburn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:58am
  • 12:40 Didn't get laid today..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:42am
  • In Soviet Russia, tits rugburn you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:08am
  • She could have been texting a long term boyfriend to ask. Why is there an immediate assumption that all women are whores?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:06am
  • Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to fuck!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:30am
  • Do we need to draw this lady a picture?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:11am
  • It's just proof that you had a good night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:14am
  • It's not really rugburn. I have a beard and u motorbites the hell outta your tits last nite. Sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:31am
  • Ok 9:07am. Taylor and Ypsilanti are still in the 735, right? Nuff said. U of m girls are too classy for rugburn on their tits. Right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:53pm
  • Friction burn from carpet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:54am
  • Probably got motorboated by a guy with stubble. Happens to my gf all the time. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:37pm
  • is it really that hard to figure out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:25am
  • 12:49 is obviously a virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:19am
  • Ur not a whore. Just a go getter. I like my girls like that. Hell i am. Virgins suck

    Submitted by kayotik1 on Apr 23, 11 at 6:55pm
  • Taking into account she used the term "someone" in this text...I don't think it'd be far off the mark to believe this was a mass text to at least a handful of people. Ho fa sho.

    Submitted by JayRock on Mar 3, 11 at 11:26am
  • let me cum all over those tits of your and make that burn feel better. or do you want more rug burn, i can help with that. or how about some rug burn on your back?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:51am
  • CLEARLY it was wheelbarrow style

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:30pm
  • they can usually take the tip OK. But when you are in a couple of inches they start to feel it. If you get six inches or more in they usually start to cry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:33am
  • Haha I had that happen once!!! Nipple burn is the worst I think almost every girl who goes topless during rough sex is likely to experience it....doesn't make u a whore u go girl get ya some!!! Either that or u were just really drunk decided to take ur top off and started army crawling across the floor which I believe is totally legit ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Fake!! Girls saying tits is not classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:26pm
  • a good load of jizz is good to soothe a rug burn on the tits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:15am
  • I've gotten them from cars and floors. It's really not that trivial.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:33am
  • Yea, you were drunk face down on the floor. We lifted your skirt and 5 of us banged you for about an hour. The top of your blouse kept being pushed further and further down along w your bra. I grabbed your nipples and pinched them hard ANC all you said was ooooooooh yes! If it's any consolation, we have knee burns!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:58pm
  • I've never been with a girl that calls them tits... do I need to get out more, or do most girls refrain from calling them that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:42am
    • I'm a girl and we call them tits all the time..

      Submitted by kwpn on Sep 9, 10 at 7:09pm
  • Because whores are awesome, as long as they are not big whores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:08am
  • Well it sounds as if you had some realllll great sex tht you ate nvr going to remeber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:42am
  • Haha I like 7:24s response

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:15am
  • No but I will show u!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:09am
  • Whoever said "I want to kick your puppy" Must be from Madison Mississippi... Because my friends and I made that up a couple of years ago!! Remember? Getting raped is like an old guy kicking a puppy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:52am
  • @ 9:15 -- we need to call for an amber alert; your balls have been abducted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:25am
  • you must have been taking it up the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:22am
  • You were so drunk you dumb BITCH!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:08am
  • Given that this came from the 734, maybe a tractor pull gone terribly bad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:14am
  • if you're doing anal you gotta go long. This dipping the tip and claiming anal is for sissies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:31am
  • to the OP -- how about a detailed description of how the nipples look and feel?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:30am
  • ok 8:14 has obviously never been to ann arbor. it's a city dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:07am
  • Gettin fucked up the ass on the Berber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:36am
  • Titty fucking a carpet duuuh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:38am
  • Because obviously your a filthy slut

    Submitted by StallionDavis on Apr 12, 10 at 10:06pm
  • Common condition doctors call it "bein a tramp" but the kids call it tramp for short -crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:28pm
  • 8.02 I don't wish to undermine your logic, but i am neither a woman or a whore, just a guy who isn't so bitter and twisted through repeated rejection that i actually like and respect women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:15am
  • anygirls want to send pics of their tits??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:13am
  • sounds like a deep anal session

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:28am
  • 9:42 - Every girl I know says tits. Classy bitches.. And yes, you do need to get out more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:10pm
  • any woman that sleeps with me is a whore; and woman that does not is a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:02am
  • i want to kick your puppy..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:51am
  • When you were being a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:18am
  • Let me explain, it's really simple. Carpet sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:33am
  • some serious thrusting to put a rugburn on the tits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:30am
  • @6:06 -- all women with texts on TFLN are whores -- including you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:02am
  • I like lawn gnomes!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:29am
  • Fake wanna be slut. Wow your stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:38am
  • Keep your fucking clothes on and you won't have that problem, ya dirty, drunken whore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:40am