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  • 82 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:40am

    "you're stupid," not "your stupid."

  • 77 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:58am

    Haha, darling you are not a whore! You are a women who knew what she wanted, even though you do not remember. Doggy style will sometimes do that, next time put a blanket or towel down. Fuck all of you for calling her a whore, you are just mad it wasn't you who caused her rugburn.

  • 68 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:42am

    12:40 Didn't get laid today..

  • 63 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:30am

    Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to fuck!!!

  • 62 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:08am

    In Soviet Russia, tits rugburn you!

  • 60 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:06am

    She could have been texting a long term boyfriend to ask. Why is there an immediate assumption that all women are whores?

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:14am

    It's just proof that you had a good night!

  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:54am

    Friction burn from carpet

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:25am

    is it really that hard to figure out?

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:31am

    It's not really rugburn. I have a beard and u motorbites the hell outta your tits last nite. Sorry.

  • 41 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:53pm

    Ok 9:07am. Taylor and Ypsilanti are still in the 735, right? Nuff said. U of m girls are too classy for rugburn on their tits. Right.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:11am

    Do we need to draw this lady a picture?

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:26pm

    Fake!! Girls saying tits is not classy.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:25am

    @ 9:15 -- we need to call for an amber alert; your balls have been abducted

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:37pm

    Probably got motorboated by a guy with stubble. Happens to my gf all the time. ;)

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:09am

    No but I will show u!

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:30pm

    Haha I had that happen once!!! Nipple burn is the worst I think almost every girl who goes topless during rough sex is likely to experience it....doesn't make u a whore u go girl get ya some!!! Either that or u were just really drunk decided to take ur top off and started army crawling across the floor which I believe is totally legit ;)

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:30pm

    CLEARLY it was wheelbarrow style

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:51am

    let me cum all over those tits of your and make that burn feel better. or do you want more rug burn, i can help with that. or how about some rug burn on your back?

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:42am

    I've never been with a girl that calls them tits... do I need to get out more, or do most girls refrain from calling them that?

    • 30 39
      Submitted by kwpn on Sep 9, 10 at 7:09pm

      I'm a girl and we call them tits all the time..

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:07am

    ok 8:14 has obviously never been to ann arbor. it's a city dumbass

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:33am

    I've gotten them from cars and floors. It's really not that trivial.

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:31am

    if you're doing anal you gotta go long. This dipping the tip and claiming anal is for sissies

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:19am

    12:49 is obviously a virgin.

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:33am

    they can usually take the tip OK. But when you are in a couple of inches they start to feel it. If you get six inches or more in they usually start to cry

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:58pm

    Yea, you were drunk face down on the floor. We lifted your skirt and 5 of us banged you for about an hour. The top of your blouse kept being pushed further and further down along w your bra. I grabbed your nipples and pinched them hard ANC all you said was ooooooooh yes! If it's any consolation, we have knee burns!!!

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:52am

    Whoever said "I want to kick your puppy" Must be from Madison Mississippi... Because my friends and I made that up a couple of years ago!! Remember? Getting raped is like an old guy kicking a puppy...

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:15am

    Haha I like 7:24s response

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:30am

    to the OP -- how about a detailed description of how the nipples look and feel?

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:08am

    Because whores are awesome, as long as they are not big whores.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:28am

    sounds like a deep anal session

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:42am

    Well it sounds as if you had some realllll great sex tht you ate nvr going to remeber

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:14am

    Given that this came from the 734, maybe a tractor pull gone terribly bad?

  • 30 39
    Submitted by kayotik1 on Apr 23, 11 at 6:55pm

    Ur not a whore. Just a go getter. I like my girls like that. Hell i am. Virgins suck

  • 35 49
    Submitted by JayRock on Mar 3, 11 at 11:26am

    Taking into account she used the term "someone" in this text...I don't think it'd be far off the mark to believe this was a mass text to at least a handful of people. Ho fa sho.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:36am

    Gettin fucked up the ass on the Berber

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:51am

    i want to kick your puppy..........

  • 28 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:08am

    You were so drunk you dumb BITCH!!!!!!

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:13am

    anygirls want to send pics of their tits??

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:15am

    a good load of jizz is good to soothe a rug burn on the tits

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:30am

    some serious thrusting to put a rugburn on the tits

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:22am

    you must have been taking it up the ass

  • 32 51
    Submitted by StallionDavis on Apr 12, 10 at 10:06pm

    Because obviously your a filthy slut

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:15am

    8.02 I don't wish to undermine your logic, but i am neither a woman or a whore, just a guy who isn't so bitter and twisted through repeated rejection that i actually like and respect women.

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:02am

    @6:06 -- all women with texts on TFLN are whores -- including you.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:18am

    When you were being a whore.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:28pm

    Common condition doctors call it "bein a tramp" but the kids call it tramp for short -crispy

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:02am

    any woman that sleeps with me is a whore; and woman that does not is a bitch

  • 27 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:29am

    I like lawn gnomes!!!!!!!

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:10pm

    9:42 - Every girl I know says tits. Classy bitches.. And yes, you do need to get out more.

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:38am

    Titty fucking a carpet duuuh

  • 25 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:38am

    Fake wanna be slut. Wow your stupid

  • 20 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:33am

    Let me explain, it's really simple. Carpet sex.

  • 30 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 12:40am

    Keep your fucking clothes on and you won't have that problem, ya dirty, drunken whore!