He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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He needs your help since he can't reach his dick with those tiny fucking arms
A. He brought treats. B. he is funny. What's not to fuck?
She sounds a little easy to impress, but whatever works for dinosaur guy.
As long as he wasnt a velociraptor...they sketch
and by tail you mean penis...
Barney is fucking creepy, don't be fooled by the cup cakes!!!
I'm sure your offspring will eat paint chips.
And that is a problem why? Gotta love anyone with a great sense of humor after all. I think you got a winner.
So happy for egoraptor.
Sounds like the cupcakes are the first step in Rapeasaurus' plan for the night.