He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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A. He brought treats. B. he is funny. What's not to fuck?
He needs your help since he can't reach his dick with those tiny fucking arms
As long as he wasnt a velociraptor...they sketch
She sounds a little easy to impress, but whatever works for dinosaur guy.
and by tail you mean penis...
Barney is fucking creepy, don't be fooled by the cup cakes!!!
I'm sure your offspring will eat paint chips.
And that is a problem why? Gotta love anyone with a great sense of humor after all. I think you got a winner.
So happy for egoraptor.
Sounds like the cupcakes are the first step in Rapeasaurus' plan for the night.