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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face

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(320): I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face http://tfl.nu/yj9t

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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...

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Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.

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(320): He won't sleep with me again until I commit... (1-320): Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick. http://tfl.nu/wb9n

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Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.

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(320): Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean. http://tfl.nu/p8ix

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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?

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(320): It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college? http://tfl.nu/c66r

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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...

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It's been a bad semester.

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(320): I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill... (1-320): It's been a bad semester. http://tfl.nu/n3pf

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3pm strippers are depressing

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(320): 3pm strippers are depressing http://tfl.nu/w12t

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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride

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(320): she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride http://tfl.nu/iegm

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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.

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(320): In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen. http://tfl.nu/m4s0

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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.

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(320): What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off. http://tfl.nu/fj7u

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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....

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(320): I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early .... http://tfl.nu/6r9w

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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING

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(320): don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING http://tfl.nu/kogd

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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol

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(320): I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol http://tfl.nu/5ctw

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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday

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(320): Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday http://tfl.nu/a582

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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off

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(320): there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off http://tfl.nu/58y7

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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.

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(320): Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year. http://tfl.nu/8zt2

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