I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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This is the text of a responsible individual. Well done!
Failure to plan is a plan to fail.
Always need to have your woman "topped off" before you head out of town for a while.
If by 'topping your woman off' you mean 'draining your balls', then yes.
I like a dude on a schedule
PS - if you leave me Stephanie's phone/address, I'll check in on her...
I can help out if you've got other plans...
This guy and the next guy should meet on the plane
No sense going off half-cocked.
Reppin the 815
I was just going to say the same thing. Good to know that the 815 has people with such good ideas.
Wow, that girl must be really hot
Ah 815, you never fail to amaze me, even after 10 years.
This strikes me as more than 160 characters....
it could have been sent in 2 pages, kill-joy. take ur negative comments elsewhere
I favorites this text just because my name is Stephanie;)
I do this all the time! I've only missed 3 flights out of 89.
Gimme a pic of Stephanie geese