the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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That is so very sad. Handcuff him to a couple doorknobs & force repeated orgasms instead!
No, it doesn't.
Let's draw the distinction here between "long term relationship" and "bad relationship"
Passion - congrats.
I don't know if your relationship is going too well in that case. :S You shouldn't ever let yourself go, even if you are in a long term relationship. I'm in one and I keep everything hairless all the time.
While I do think OP should make wayyy more of an effort, part of being in a relationship is realizing that everything doesn't have to be perfect ALL THE TIME. Monica, just because she's not always picture-perfect doesn't mean her relationship is going badly. It means they're comfortable around each other. You seem like an incredibly vain, superficial person, so I don't expect you to understand this.
Taipan: What's with your animosity towards Monica? It's unwarranted. Grow the f*ck up.
well who is monica to judge the OP's relationship? if it's long term, one can guess it's going fine. for all monica knows, the OP could be exaggerating to be funny, could be very blond with thin hair and not need to shave as much as someone darker, etc. she might not be letting herself go at all. i remember seeing monica attack some other couple in a text for having sex in sweatpants. she seems to think she's on a relationship high-horse. if they're happy, let them be.
Good night? Really? Sounds boring as hell. That spark is gone.
Never take your partner for granted. Make the effort like you did in the early stages of the relationship; it shows respect.
I hear that's a great ab workout
Wow lucky guy
If you voted "good night", you aren't a little homo like legonut
You know your trolling is effective when they start mentioning you in threads you haven't even posted in.
I hate to say it, but you're right.
Stop using gayness as a slur. There is nothing wrong with it.
They must be married!