My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME