Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.