On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.