I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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Just saw it. Thank god someone else saw the really freaking twisted geography.
From a quality standpoint, it did suck. But it's pretty damn funny.
my bad sinai peninsula...whatever micheal bay may put out crappy movies but at least they're mildly entertaining even if they're not geographically correct
get the fuck over it and enjoy the movie you fuckin skid mark!!!
No and no, assholes.
Suspension of belief is applied when watching a movie based on Alien robots - you'll allow all sorts of shit pertaining to them and the plot. In fact, it nice to watch garbage from time to time. However, certain things must hold constant. The world must still be geoid, the Sun must still be a fusion reactor and geographic locations must still be where they are supposed to be. Imagine King Kong fell of the Empire State Builing onto the Washington Monument. Srsly.
It's your own fault for going to see a michael bay movie.
shia lebouf is hot as hell. so worth $8 tickets!
yeah...but you're watching a movie about a race of alien robots that turn into cars because THAT'S more efficient than being a giant robot with swords and guns...i believe the term is "suspension of disbelief". plus, it's a badass movie. and Megan Fox is crazy hot...
i think its pathetic the only reason people see this movie is for megan fox.
Historical type flicks are one thing to bitch about when things are inaccurate, I do it all the time. However, the big difference is John Adams, William wallace, and other such historical firgures weren't dealing with ALIEN ROBOTS looking for anything including the stick rammed up your ass. Sit back, watch the movie and eat your ten dollar tub of popcorn, you dolt.
if megan fox weren't in it, i would've walked out 40 minutes in.
I wouldn't pay 12 dollars to go see this crap. The only way I would pay is if Megan Fox was doing a porn scene. But even then I wouldn't cause I don't want to get arrested for jacking it in the theater.
You're an archaeology major, aren't you?
Ok... not gonna lie... this movie was one of the worst movies i've seen in a long time. Even if you go just for fight scenes and Megan Fox, the plot and dialogue, which sounds like it was written and acted by a bunch of leprous retards, is just too distracting to be enjoyable. *clap clap* Michael Bay, you've sufficiently screwed me over.
ITS A DAMN MOVIE.....STFU
your first mistake was buying a ticket to the sequel of a piece shit. I mean, Transformers 2 is really just one more corn in the floating turd that is Michael Bay's filmography
OMG!!!!! a movie based on fiction is full of untruths.....i'm shocked!
The architecture was off as well, no where in egyptain history did the capitals of the columns look as they did in some of the "ancient" buildings.
Im not sold on it being total crap, OK, there was a dry humpin robot, dry humpin dogs, and a whole lot of Megan just to see her body that did not fit the moment. But, the action was good, the effects were way good, and the general feeling of good vs evil was dead on. Did I mention a whole lot of Megan? Her lips were always wet and shiny too..
the other hot chick would give a mean rim job
The point is ur a nerdy virgin shit up!!! No one cares!!! Oh and BTW Megatron is Awesome!!!
except that the temple at Karnak is nowhere near the pyramids in Giza...
Here, here! I'm glad there are others who require some truth in a movie. It's fiction sure, but in a real world setting.
You're watching TransFormers AND you can read?
The other hot chick is Isabel Lucas. I would not mind getting between her and Megan Fox and I'm a girl... But damn they're sexy.
fuck everyone else...im glad someone knows something about geography.
EGYPTOLOGY IS not THE SUXOR
The other chick in the new one is hotter anyway...and has a crazy tongue.
And then they all walked over to Petra??!!
who the fuck cares? theyre transforming robots from space...the geography is the part you have a problem with?
Those movies are complete trash.
AGREED! i laughed and all my friends looked at me like i was crazy i was like R U SERIOUS! yeah but my favorite was how they walked to Petra and were supposed to be at the Suez canal lol i guess they figured people don't know there geography lol
Dude, your crazy Geography skillz are nice, but...if you're watching a movie about giant alien robots that turn into vehicles and the geography is the part that makes you say "WTF?" then I grant you a FAIL.
The problem with things like this is that once you've noticed them you can't stop being annoyed. Like when people are in the middle of a really intense scene and they don't close the doors so anyone walking by would get a show. Also, people need to stop assuming everywhere in Egypt is within twenty feet of everything else.
how bout the fact that the whole fight scene was supposed to be taking on the suez peninsula no where near either giza or karnak