Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!