I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after