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  • Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 26, 10 at 11:45am

    ...the reason she refuses to give you head, ass.

  • Submitted by Puno on Feb 26, 10 at 11:25am

    What's wrong with a guy wanting to get his knob wetted once in a while?

    • 70 82
      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 26, 10 at 9:09pm

      Nothing, but an adult brings this up maturity. A child does this. And children shouldn't get blow jobs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 3:00pm

    This is wat every guy would say if we said the first thing that popped in our heads and didn't censor every little thing for our sensitive-ass gf's. This man is my hero

    • 55 85
      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 26, 10 at 9:12pm

      And you will die lonely.

  • Submitted by randomname on Feb 26, 10 at 11:09am

    My response to that text would be to break up with his selfish ass. Prick

  • 78 79
    Submitted by maxdmins on Apr 20, 10 at 8:18pm

    Half an hour after this text was sent, someone's best friend was getting the best blowjob of his life. What a douche.

  • 86 97
    Submitted by Sharniqua on Feb 27, 10 at 3:38am

    Wow, I think we've found a prime candidate for the Toolbox of the Year award!

  • 85 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:35pm

    First line=my girl Second line=me nice one

  • 69 66
    Submitted by fairamar on Apr 13, 11 at 2:41pm

    Ouch.

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:32am

    That is awesome

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:34pm

    I'm guessing Westland.

  • 71 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 10:17pm

    Stay classy livonia

  • 76 85
    Submitted by green_eyedcutie on Feb 26, 10 at 12:14pm

    lmao good comeback although i would be pissed if my Bf said that to me lol

  • 80 93
    Submitted by artnerd on Feb 26, 10 at 11:17am

    Oral comes standard in a relationship, but (734) probably just voided it. That's not the open a dialogue about an unsatisfying sex life you douche.

  • Submitted by knomye on Feb 26, 10 at 12:22pm

    Not very funny

  • 76 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:55am

    Hahahahaha

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:04am

    First Jordan™

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:07am

    Jimmy™

  • 46 36
    Submitted by omgb_ on Mar 31, 12 at 11:22pm

    Lol people need to lighten up! This shit is funny. Have a sense of humor geez.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by dmacharron on May 10, 10 at 9:53am

    Hahahahhaahahhaah omg love this

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:41am

    Awesome

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 5:11pm

    Lol@ open a dialogue about sexual frustration Inspirational. Gonna fire one like this off to my girlfriend at an appropriate juncture.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:52pm

    Dump that bitch

  • 66 90
    Submitted by KELLIS on Feb 27, 10 at 2:22am

    I feelz ya!

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:21pm

    In soviet Russia our cocks wish for mouths around them, but it always happens.

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:11am

    hahahahaha excellent

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 9:14pm

    way to just lay it out there

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:27pm

    Hola

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:02pm

    Good ol' Ann Arbor, Michigan.

  • 58 92
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 26, 10 at 2:10pm

    They forgot to add the 1 to the second 734. Tard mods.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by MITDown on May 9, 11 at 3:58pm

    Hahaha. Yes!!

  • Submitted by sadasaaa on Feb 26, 10 at 11:25am

    ahaha classic.

  • 39 69
    Submitted by sweetfatalityx on Feb 19, 11 at 7:33am

    Not going to lie, I laughed hard but I know I'd be mad as hell if my boy said that to me.

  • 51 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 2:21pm

    The OP is an idiot (not the mods) for forgetting to add the 1 to the area code.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:12pm

    Leave her ass home to cool you up some food. After you leave the strip club head overto her place and f her brains out, make sure to close your eyes and pretend she is someone else. That's the only way I finish with my bitch ass gf.