Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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...the reason she refuses to give you head, ass.
What's wrong with a guy wanting to get his knob wetted once in a while?
Nothing, but an adult brings this up maturity. A child does this. And children shouldn't get blow jobs.
Half an hour after this text was sent, someone's best friend was getting the best blowjob of his life. What a douche.
Wow, I think we've found a prime candidate for the Toolbox of the Year award!
My response to that text would be to break up with his selfish ass. Prick
Lol@ open a dialogue about sexual frustration
Inspirational. Gonna fire one like this off to my girlfriend at an appropriate juncture.
I'm guessing Westland.
I feelz ya!
Not very funny
Stay classy livonia
Oral comes standard in a relationship, but (734) probably just voided it. That's not the open a dialogue about an unsatisfying sex life you douche.
This is wat every guy would say if we said the first thing that popped in our heads and didn't censor every little thing for our sensitive-ass gf's. This man is my hero
And you will die lonely.
First line=my girl
They forgot to add the 1 to the second 734. Tard mods.
lmao good comeback although i would be pissed if my Bf said that to me lol
Lol people need to lighten up! This shit is funny. Have a sense of humor geez.
That is awesome
In soviet Russia our cocks wish for mouths around them, but it always happens.
way to just lay it out there
Good ol' Ann Arbor, Michigan.
Hahahahhaahahhaah omg love this
Not going to lie, I laughed hard but I know I'd be mad as hell if my boy said that to me.
Dump that bitch
The OP is an idiot (not the mods) for forgetting to add the 1 to the area code.
Leave her ass home to cool you up some food. After you leave the strip club head overto her place and f her brains out, make sure to close your eyes and pretend she is someone else. That's the only way I finish with my bitch ass gf.