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  • About a year and a half ago, one of my roommate's was working at Disney, and I truly think the best text message I ever got from her was: "I just fucked Minnie Mouse. And she squirts." It made my life and also shattered my childhood in one go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:20pm
    • I wouldn't believe your friend if I was you. I also worked at Disney World and the people inside of the Mickey and Minnie costumes were usually little old people cause they're the only ones small enough and happy enough.

      Submitted by 021487 on Feb 2, 10 at 3:10pm
      • burn

        Submitted by recyclops on Feb 12, 10 at 12:50am
        • Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com

          Submitted by Joe037 on May 24, 11 at 1:02am
          • BTW @ and for Joe037, there is NO peoplearejustdumb.com.\nBetter check your info before telling others what is what. Obviously, some PEOPLE, Joe037, "are JUST dumb"!\nSo please, don't bother us other people, who are just looking for a good laugh at the expense of others, by waisting our time and posting shit that doesn't even exist!!!

            Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:14am
    • priceless.

      Submitted by dcd224 on Feb 10, 10 at 5:42pm
    • So you're friend thats a girl, fucked another girl? that alone is priceless

      Submitted by Yocheckitout on Mar 11, 10 at 5:07pm
  • I thought 2:20 was pretty good, but it got a whole lot better when I read slowly and realized that it was a woman who fucked Minnie Mouse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:10pm
  • Ticket to Disney World: $50 Souvineers: $100 Bar tab: $68 Sleeping with Cinderella: Priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:49pm
    • hahaha, i love this comment

      Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 12:39pm
    • i think you have that backward... ticket 50$ Souvenirs 69$ bar tab 300$ sleeping with Cinderella and Snow White? Priceless.

      Submitted by 007Archer on Oct 19, 11 at 7:44am
      • Wow! I must have super OCD. I bet I'm the only person who did the math on those two lines. LMAO!!!

        Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:18am
  • Disney employs multiple people for each character... what, you think one woman is Snow White all day, every day? You, sir, are a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:15pm
    • ONE. That's not very important\nTWO. You're obviously an angry virgin who gets pissed at others who get laid.

      Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Jan 19, 12 at 5:03pm
    • I concur w/Meaty_McSausage...\n\nAny Snow White these days is a catch. Esp. since they ALL have to be gorgeous and have low self esteem. That being said: \n\nAnd I quote, "You, sir, are a moron."

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:21am
  • its still disney. what were they supposed to say "whistle while you work?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:52pm
  • You sure did poke-her-hontas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Snow White between my legs ... Little Mermaid sitting on my face ... Beauty fucking me with a strappn in my ass ... and Cinderella sucking my boobs ... now THAT is a Disney dream vacation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:23pm
    • UUhhhh.... man boobs???? (i hope)

      Submitted by Kate_FTW on May 30, 10 at 7:40pm
    • Little mermaid doesn't have a vagina have her and snow white switch positions

      Submitted by tlovell on Feb 11, 11 at 11:50pm
      • Ariel had a vagina after she got legs....

        Submitted by ziggycurrans on Apr 3, 11 at 11:47pm
      • When does Snow white become a mermaid? LOL...\nDid I miss something? \nOh, NM....you must be referring to Ms. anonymous up there, saying that The Little Mermaid should swith positions with Snow White and she should get between said "Anonymous'" legs, while Snow white sits on her face. \n\nYou really need to watch the movie The Little Mermaid all the way through...she gets her VJJ. ;D

        Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:25am
    • You had me going for a little bit aaaaand then you lost me at the strap-on... you can be Megan Fox and that strap on is not going up my ass!

      Submitted by BOOM7 on Feb 1, 12 at 2:19pm
  • oh my god, that is like my new sexual fantasy: to meet a girl playing one of the disney princesses and then blow my load on her face... there's probably something wrong with me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:21am
  • i work at disney and i can 100% say that this is true...the area code is true....and there are SO many face characters and each and every one of them is just as human as anyone else...just bc u work somewhere doesnt mean shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:29pm
    • No, but it IS a definite ONE UP, when you get laid by a disney character! I don't care who you are! \n\nWhat, let me guess, you work there and still have yet to get laid by a Disney Princess? \n\nOr even a Disney Evil Queen?\n\nOr even another Disney Cartoon Character? \n\n(It's ok, I'd be pretty butt hurt too...)\n\nSimba, Moglee, Anybody???

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:29am
  • personally id rather have cinderella because shed have to bail at midnight so no awkward morning shit but hey i guess beggers can't be chossers good work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:09am
    • What if Cinderella is just really getting started with you, and the clock starts chiming? Do you let her bail and just leave a shoe to j/o with?

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:33am
  • I work as Jasmine and I'll have you know that under all that Disney Princess prissiness I'm just an actress with needs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:47pm
  • I like how so many people claim its fake. Why is it so hard to believe someone fucked a person who plays/dresses up as Snow White? 4:15 we all know there is more then one he still fucked snow white who cares. Its Awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:33pm
  • Next up is the Little Spermaid

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:34pm
  • Well. Fucking. Done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:38pm
  • lol I love how people are saying this is fake... like people who play snow white take a vow of celebacy like a nun or some shit. I also enjoy the people who think there is one snow white who works all the time. People are retarded. I think i'll fuck cinderella next time I go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:17am
    • Haha, holy shit. I just spilled Grape Koolaide at the nun part

      Submitted by BuRiLiThoMaN on Feb 11, 10 at 10:40am
    • Agreed. I know 2 Disney princess actresses/characters and I can guarantee they like sex too. Well.... At least one of them does.

      Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 4:23pm
    • DO IT!!! And get her to text you....post some of your Cinderelly porn via text on here so people can say it's fake!!!

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:35am
  • Dude, you're a dwarf among men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Why the fuck is everybody saying "sir"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:03pm
  • After Disney closes its like one BIG PARTY for the workers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:16pm
  • 1:45 WTF is wrong wit u!!! (imma throw up)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:15pm
    • Oh, poor little Dis. princess lover...imagining all of them in their purest form...

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:03am
  • i've always wanted to fuck aladdin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 5:22pm
  • FUCK, YOU JUST MADE AND RUINED MY DAY SIMULTANEOUSLY. And as long as we're doing this, I have dibs on Milo Thatch. <3 FFFFffffff.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:42pm
  • this makes me not want to take my child to disney world but rather make it a vacation for my husband and I lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:21am
    • That is my thought. Almost to the mark, except, well...N/M. Let's just say I my kids could have their cake, and I would eat it too.

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:59am
  • I worked there back in 2004 on the college program and dated a girl that played Cinderella. Being a straight guy down there is amazing. She ended up on a website in just her cinderella wig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:54am
  • wow!!! Now we know why she is named "Snow White" hahahah...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:04pm
  • I ducked belle , she had huge titts and we played make the cake , fucking fun , they all love Chum :) best night ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:58pm
  • that has to be one of the coolest things ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:52pm
  • it happens all the time actually if u work there, like me, who has personally fucked a Cinderella. College program workers have nothing else better to do when they are there lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:44am
    • You mean, the Disney Princesse's go to college???\nBoo.. Way to ruin the hopeless, "I am only a pretend princess, and I have self esteem issues, because when all the makeup comes off...I am alone and I have needs. I'll get attention from someone without my makeup/princess ideals..." Gee...people that go to college tend to have higher self esteem, and be more picky. I was hoping that sometime during our next visit at Disneyl@nd, we could get a twofer, maybe Ariel and Ursula? What fun

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:53am
  • this is the single greatest thing ive ever heard. and 6:07, Jasmine is mine

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:43pm
  • @ 12:22 HAHA! i hadnt heard 'the condoms'. i was in one of the first groups to live in patterson, i do have to wonder what its nickname will be. lol and lemme guess the bar this dude was at...something tells me alehouse on a tuesday?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:37am
    • What does living in Patterson have to do with anything?! Is there a special alehouse on tuesday where the Disney workers travel to on their TO or something?! Lame...

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:02am
  • omg. 6:17 when i was little i got a picture with arielle! haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:23pm
  • this & 2:20 ........... awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:38pm
  • I knew the princess thing was just the day job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:24pm
  • @26 May 10:11--You're aware of the irony of that last sentence?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:25am
  • Yeah, this dude is totally for real. Right area code and everything, and Disney kids go nuts on their off days. I mean when you spend all day making nice and fake-smiling at rude, stupid cunts, you've gotta find SOME way to blow off steam!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:36am
  • You just lost the game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:25am
  • um 4:14 i REALLY worked at disney and there are MANY people approved to play one character. i.e. there's probably about 30 snow whites working there at any given time. odds are whoever you claim to know is not the same person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:24pm
  • We all bow to the friend of "2:20" That is just too fucking awesome (Im a straight girl)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:44am
  • This really doesn't deserve top position... This is not that funny at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:25am
  • "Gotta love Vista Lay and Chatham Screw. They came up with the Condoms, apparently. Wondering what Patterson Court will be. " PATTERSON CUNT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:25am
  • I'm pretty sure you're going to hell. But you are a GOD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:29pm
  • this just ruins everything disney for me. i almost cried when i read this, lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:48pm
  • I would do Captain Jack Sparrow! OMG hotness!! We saw peter pan in orlando and didn't know if it was male or female for real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:54am
  • "Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought it would happen to me BUT....."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Snow White actually wishes into a wishing well and hears it echoed. There are no stars in her life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:28pm
  • @ 9:41 Not bullshit. Prostitution ring was very true. This was before your time most likely, back in the early 90's. Sure they tell you how much you make...but not good details about the living arrangements, and how your wages are garnished to pay rent @ Vista Way, etc. When they got wind of what the girls were doing, the girls were sent home. College program kids live on Ramen noodles! I've been on WDW property for 20+ years. Believe me, I know bad pay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:24pm
  • This is not funny at all. If u disagree then smell my gutch sweat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Lol, what's sad is that out of all the posts saying they fucked pocahontas or jasmine or snow white, etc., the only guy I believe is the original text, the rest of you are sooo fucking lame trying to be as cool as that guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:43am
  • A psychoanalyst would a field day with this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Dude my sister is snow white at Disney world

    Submitted by mycookie on Mar 7, 10 at 11:08pm
  • 11:20 But Ariel has no...ahem. She has only a fishes tail. No good at all when you are getting down to business ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:59pm
  • 4:33, you're an idiot. 4:15 was obviously replying to 3:39. and only 3 people said it was fake...that's not a lot of people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:38pm
  • I WANT TO MAKE THIS A TSHIRT!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:14pm
  • I gave Pluto head 15 years ago.. Somehow that doesn't seem as sexy. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:56pm
  • lol I ended up with cinderella one night then my boys got her a few days later. Thank god for the disney college program

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:30pm
  • My question is where were the 7 dwarfs when this all went down? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:58am
  • You sir, are an American hero!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 11:02pm
  • :D YES! This just made my night. Not just the original text, but all the responses to it. I literally fell over laughing with a big grin on my face when I read the original text. I can believe it, college kids are crazy. Walt Disney was a horny guy, I guess they're keeping the tradition.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:07am
  • ive actually seen (a) tinkerbells tits 3 months ago, her nipples are weird fyi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:57am
  • wait thats my fantasy damn u

    Submitted by cigandcoffee on Jan 16, 10 at 10:11pm
    • how can it not be??? check out: www dot icanbecreative dot com backslash 30-sexy-disney-princesses-comic-book-style-for-adults.

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:22am
  • was her name KELLI?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:43pm
  • next stop, leeping beauty, jasmine, and ariel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:59pm
    • What about Cinderelly? Or Pocahontas? Mulan? Belle??? Takers? Anybody??? Poor little things will be left out...

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:14am
  • dear 11:59 DAIRY contains lactose... DARY is you alone and sad that the best chance you have is one of the dwarfs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:39pm
  • this is so LEGEN...wait for it...hope youre not lactose intolerant...DARY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:59am
  • Just found out today who this girl was, as I'm in the 407 and my gf works with her. What a small world it is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:11pm
  • I have a new favorite TFLN. Fucking SPECTACULAR.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:33pm
  • So are you the ugly dwarf??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:41am
  • I dated a girl who was Snow White at Hong Kong DisneyLand for 6 months (her other two characters were Belle and Aurora) I met her at a New Year's Eve party and things sorta went from there

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:41pm
  • Why the fuck is everybody saying "sir"? haha yeah in the earlier parts of this thing, i have no fucking clue. but fuck that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:09am
  • What bar were you at? I saw the snow white at raglin rd. She chilled with us but didn't put out

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:16am
  • I actually know her. Dated her a few years ago. She's a huge slut. Her diseases have diseases, and now you have them. (seriouspost)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:20pm
  • You are my new hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:17pm
  • It was probably a CP...they are all sluts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:28am
  • i have lived in orlando my whole life. my cousin was cinderella one summer and she's a whore. right after she left the park she would hit bars and find the richest guy to take her home that night. she found one rich enough once so she could quit her day job. so, it's highly possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:49pm
  • im a chick....and even im jelious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:49am
    • me too...there's nothing like being able to tell your grandchildren (while on your deathbed), that the most memorable thing you ever did was give it to snow white. lol

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:17am
  • my cousin is snow white at disney world

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Ummmm I worked at Disney couple months ago as a college intern and sorry to inform u but if its the same Snow White from 5 months ago i heard she mite of had something. I cant confirm how true the rumor is or what std she allegedly had but i really hope you were having safe sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:14pm
    • Really?! Did you not read the comments above? You really think there's just one Snow White working there? ROFLMFAO!!! Hater

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:16am
  • i always dreamed of banging minny...i wonder....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:34am
  • @3:25 these are really not meant to be funny. just epic. which this is epic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Lmafo dude I freaking luv you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Hmm... I think my whole opinion of Disney World has been warped (used to be in contempt of it).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:06pm
  • I just realized people are refering to other people as three digit numbers. I've lost faith in humanity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:55am
  • I had a threesome with a Snow White and a Cinderella - and I am a girl. Best night ever! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:25am
  • I am a girl...and I think this is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:51pm
  • tht should be consedered a sin for skrewing with a disney character. but o well, someone has to haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:05pm
  • this makes me proud to be an american

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:46pm
  • i want Kim Possible... if it's the same girl from 2008.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:40am
  • I bow before your greatness and the friend at 2:20.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:44pm
  • I'm going to move to Florida just to work there and bone all the princesses you have inspired my lifes goal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:13am
  • Haha that's my friends sister, gonna schedule intervention...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:47am
  • @ 4:04am december 2... that is the most fucked up shit ive ever heard. do everyone here a favour and go jump off a cliff headfirst =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:21pm
  • I am fucking jealous

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:44am
  • greatest tfln ever! Hands down. i wonder what other princesses are squirters..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:20pm
  • Epic. I wish I was a squirter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:59pm
  • ohh mann...ill tell tht to my grandchildren someday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:37pm
  • lol i know a girl named Chelsea who is Snowwhite at Disney, and works nights at a bar

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:53am
  • I sometimes look at this post just cheer me up! It never fails.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:47pm
  • Haha you're officially my new hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:17pm
  • I want to go be a princess now, or a character..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:35am
  • this is so fuckin great hahahahaaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Hahah 1124

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:05am
  • It's a very funny "text" but I've heard that one before. But it's alright kiddo....snaps for u ^.^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:27pm
  • I'm straight ! Proud of it! I love vagina!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:54pm
  • hahahaha this is the best fucking post thread let alone text. 6:10 i agree with you about 2:20

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Damn't people are fucking stupid if u look back when this was posted there is like 50 people that say they are friends of snow white and it didn't happen maybe not your friend but there is more and maybe your friend is just a lil whore hahaha fucking fuck tards from he'll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:08am
  • i used to work at Disney. It is so easy to get fucked there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:36am
  • for the fucking win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:52pm
  • 8:29----you seem bitter....u must clean the bathrooms:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Hahaha, this is sooooo funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:53pm
  • That just made my day...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:52pm
  • this. is. HILARIOUS. I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:35pm
  • dood. my cousin used to work up there like 6 years ago. no lie he got all that princess pussy aha. im so excited to start workin there XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:00pm
  • FIRST

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:51pm
  • Lol u made her "snow, white" all right rofl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:24am
  • @ 6:07 ... Jasmine is mine. You can have Cinderella.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:37pm
  • How could you tell it was her if she was in a costume and those ppl are discusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:49pm
  • Fucking amazing. I love Disney.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Kissimmee in the house, Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:48pm
  • was her name shannon bilo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:14pm
  • "when you wish upon a star is pinocchio, not snow white" ironic

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:00pm
  • hells yes. my best friends cousin lives down there and works as tinkerbell. i fucked her. but i dont think shes tinkerbell anymore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:26am
  • Fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:09pm
  • Petition to let tfln users moderate the posts!! The admins are letting too many fake posts through and ruining the site. Post this on all tfln if you agree. --The Admiral

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:39am
  • Who cares if it was from pinochio,, the fact of the matter is he just fucked snow white!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:59pm
  • Fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:33pm
  • i just got to vote number 30,000!!! whoo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:56pm
  • When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are- if she's drunk enough- your dreams will come true!

    Submitted by Girlbaby on Jun 8, 11 at 2:05am
  • BULLSHIT. When you wish upon a star you're still going home with only a bottle of lotion and your hand. I hope it doesn't get bord and fall asleep again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:46pm
  • I always wanted to be a Disney princess :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:15am
  • Haahaa that is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Note: work at fucking Disney world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:09am
  • I would do the lion king

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:27pm
  • i knew snow white was a slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Hey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:59am
  • What about the dwarfs? Was it a serious gangbang? 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:40am
  • Wow your a lucky son of a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:15pm
  • 252 is my area code!!! USMC bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:02am
  • hahaha I love the 2:20's friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:27am
  • I ended up having sex with Jack sparrow..:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:02pm
  • This has consistently been among the top TFLNs forever. Proud to be a 407 girl :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:22pm
  • I'm on my way to orlando! I want em all...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:36am
  • If that really happened, you're my new hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:27pm
  • BTW~ Disney "workers" are called Cast Members. Little known secret: Years ago, a prostitution ring was made by the girls from the Norwegian Pavillion. They came over and only then learned how bad the pay was, so made extra $$ at Vista Way (Vista Lay) that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:31pm
  • shit's weak i fvcked mickey

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:00pm
  • nov 7 3:07 knows whasssup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:58pm
  • The best part was when the dwarves did a reacharound

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:18pm
  • lol fake, cant even spell passed @2:48am did u check yourself, he coulda smuggled a snuke up your snize

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:52pm
  • If you're Peter Pan or Prince Charming, just hang out under MK long enough and you can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Snow White just texted me and said "I fucked Goofy last night!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:24pm
  • I did snow white as well with my 6 other frineds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:01am
  • i swear on my life the same shit happened to me about 9 years ago!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:02pm
  • I love this way to much ahhaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:44pm
  • I live near Disney World...totally plausable.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Did she bring the dwarfs? That could be awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:48pm
  • @ 5:31 bullshit - they tell you how much money you're going to be making before you accept the job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:14am
  • As a former College Programmer working at the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland I can attest that it's an easy place to get laid. Lots of Cast Members see each other outside of work and sometimes while at work. If the walls of the Mansion could talk...especially in the expanding room when the doors close ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:19pm
  • this is by far the greatest thing i heard all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:38pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:49am
  • This is by far my favorite TFLN ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:36pm
  • 8=====D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:23pm
  • 2:20 FUCKING AWESOME (bi girl)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:15am
  • First --The Admiral

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:39am
  • Dude you are my idle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:50pm
  • This was posted on my birthday, lol. Good job OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Wow something actually beat the grinding the 9th grade teacher one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:57pm
  • give ariel some legs and i would totaly hit that i soo dig redheads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:05am
  • this is actually kind of hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:09pm
  • What does YDI mean??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:05pm
  • June 7, 2009 2:47PM You're a liar because if you were Jasmine, you wouldn't tell anyone that you were.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:01am
  • I think it's so funny people believe there is only ONE Snow White!! LMAO! Really people just because your friend is Snow White

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:26am
  • \ l / Look out the dwarfs are back - O - / \

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:49pm
  • to bad all 7 of the dwarfs have been passig her around for years...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:31pm
  • ok if you have ever lived in orlando, you know this is entirely possible... lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:12pm
  • @2:58 The 7 dwarfs were watching from the closet haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:16pm
  • October 13; 9:03 - owange. Pahahahhahahaa I think that was funnier than the tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:22pm
    • Did you mean "ownage". Meaning to "own". my ocd ness made me look up dude's/gal's post to see why "owange" was so funny. :/

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:37am
  • hey jasmine at 2:47, want to fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:18am
  • so what shes had 7 dwarfs in her at once you were just a prick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:44pm
  • cant wait to go in december now

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:09am
  • 407 represent!

    Submitted by xaann on Feb 25, 10 at 12:46am
  • get her to holla at peter pan for me ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:41pm
  • never laughed so hard in my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:52pm
  • best one ever. easily.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:57am
  • <3 fucking classic...disney classic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:49pm
  • I want Eric from the Little Mermaid to bone me a good time or two.....or more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:50am
  • 10 08 you aré such a SLUT!!!!!!!!! You Hor Get off the Internet!!!!!!!! (im just kiddin!!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 5:39pm
  • I remember my first time banging snow white

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:24pm
  • Hell yaaaaaaaa

    Submitted by AllStarLB on Mar 3, 10 at 12:23pm
  • I knew she puts out!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:53pm
  • oh shit...which bar? i know her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:23pm
  • that is not the disney look haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:22pm
  • yesss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:10pm
  • And which dwarf are you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:29pm
  • so fake. unless grumpy gave her a rufie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:18am
  • I love ruining the movie for some of my friends when I tell them I married Snow White :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:18pm
  • lol doooooooooood idk wat I'm doaann yo ???????????????????????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:50am
  • i woulda gone for jasmine

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:32pm
  • 6:25 sounds like a goo night for everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:17am
  • This is made of win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:36am
  • Lick her vagina for me!!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:01pm
  • a better song to fit the situation: HI HO!!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:20pm
  • That's where I'll be fucking all the bitches there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:39am
  • I use to date one of the Betty Boops at universal. She was great in bed and LOVEs Anal! Orlando is awsome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:15am
  • Dt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:18pm
  • In Soviet Russia, star wish upon you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:52pm
  • Dude below me needs to shut the fuck up. Shit wasn't funny the first 5,000 times

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:52am
  • can i fuck aladdin please?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:22pm
  • *face palm* @ May 29, 2009 6:03PM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:06am
  • That's when you know your fucked up.....

    Submitted by TheChronic on Mar 12, 10 at 2:10pm
  • My friend works at disney I must find out if he's heard occurance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:57am
  • 16th.

    Submitted by socialmoose on Mar 10, 10 at 10:15pm
  • How can anyone give this a thumbs down?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:46am
  • I would mind being with the seven dwarfs and snow white at the same time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:43am
  • GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:54am
  • Well if you got snow white, then how the hell do I get prince charming LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:40am
  • That sounds awesome!

    Submitted by pimpman on Mar 18, 10 at 6:50pm
  • i have a huge dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:45pm
  • This is so wrong on so many different levels. Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:56pm
  • My old platoon leader went to UCF and worked Disney on breaks. I'd believe this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:36pm
  • My friend was Cinderella. She's short, has red hair, and is feisty and hilarious...so picturing her as demure floor-scrubbing serving wench Cinderella...that's priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:41pm
  • i've always wanted to fuck aladdin... Used to work for Disney a few years ago - I beat you to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:13pm
  • mickey = little asian girl. sorry everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Hey people ever think they were joking when they said they were friends with her? The only "fucktard" is you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:47pm
  • LOL, great great story. I don't care if its true or not. If it is, you're the man! If its not, you're still the man for making up such a great one :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:38pm
  • My boyfriend and I play jasmine and aladdin in the bottle, It feels so real sometimes because he really is arabian :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:48am
  • 8:29: Yeppers. I worked there and it was fab. By the way - met Ron Stoppable, who doubles as Peter Pan and is going out with Aladdin. So sad for anyone who adores Aladdin. *goes to cry* *snark*

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Hahaha. (: Good job. I heard that Tigger and Pooh once got into a fist fight, but this definitely tops that.

    Submitted by HannahSpazzface on Feb 21, 10 at 6:51pm
  • this would be a good facebook status update google my status is baddest for more good ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:31pm
  • That soviet Russia f a g is so annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:53pm
  • I think I went to college with the girl who is playing Snow White. That was so weird to read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:00pm
  • Ahhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:49am
  • awesome. maybe the same thing will happen to me with Captain John Smith from Pocahontas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:11am
  • Um, my question is, was she still dressed like snow white at the bar drunk? Because, ya I think that is almost funnier...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:40pm
  • pfff...so what I got with Fiona at Universal. haha gotta love florida!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:39pm
  • I hope you whistled while she worked and she left in the morning to you cheerily singing bye ho bye ho its of to work you go.

    Submitted by Gtawin93 on Sep 27, 11 at 9:03pm
  • Orlando ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:24am
  • if her name was ashleigh then its my ex-girlfriend....and awkward as well... Go UCF!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:58pm
  • I like fucking passed out chicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:44am
  • HahhahahhH that's sooo funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:16am
  • USC 34 - Notre Dame 27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Gotta love Vista Lay and Chatham Screw. They came up with the Condoms, apparently. Wondering what Patterson Court will be. Chatham had better parties - Security wasn't freaking out as much. :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:22am
  • I also don't understand why this is so hard to believe. As if the actress that plays Snow White are an unattainable relic that men can only fantasize about. Guess you haters lack game huh?

    Submitted by maxdmins on Apr 17, 10 at 1:49am
  • Pussy ...if your gona fuck a princes u fuck cenderelia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:33pm
  • Bull shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:18am
  • Hahaha that soviet Russia shit is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:49pm
  • B R A V O !!\nThat's all that can be said ....\nIt doesnt get much better than this

    Submitted by roxfoxtrot on Feb 14, 11 at 6:35pm
  • I had sex with ur mom!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 3:58pm
  • wow. hope you pounded her good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:36pm
  • this is by far one of the best, that is the definition of a great night

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:16pm
  • those soviet russia jokes are really dumb but for some reason 10:52 made me laugh really hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:01am
  • and thats the magic of disney. awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Really. She posted her number

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:24am
  • Haha sept 1. Did she give you a diviated septom?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:11pm
  • There is no life on mars..because chuck Norris visited it first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:52pm
  • I'd rather fuck cinderalla but I would settle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:26am
  • much love bro. you have just inspired my new life goal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:25am
  • Yo guy talkin bout the girlss number wats the area code I need it on my fone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Wait, what if this was a lesbian and NOT a man? Think of how awesome that would be.

    Submitted by ziggycurrans on Apr 3, 11 at 11:51pm
  • Another fake TFLN. This site blows now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:22am
  • Your my role model !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:16pm
  • @ 5:22... aladdin is MINEEE

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 11:05pm
  • I don't get how it's funny it's stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:57pm
  • Ahahaha good old Disney!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:15am
  • 9:32, ever figure that there's more than one Snow White?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Maybe Disney should give you a free day pass after you fuck all of the Disney Princesses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Most of the Disney princesses at Disney world look like trannies so I don't know why you're bragging about this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:55pm
  • I fucked a girl that played Stich and I want to say Tinkerbell from Disney Land. Best lay of my life, still in the spank bank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:17am
  • Ahhh disney........ Hidden penis', hating Jews, you never fail us. Except you gave us the jonus brothers. That was a cruel, cruel joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:35pm
  • Look for her on Jerry Springer with the topic of the episode: "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Its Off To Bed We Go". XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:37am
  • what a coincidence! i did snow white too -- up in the castle no less, on her stepmom's bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:07pm
    • I think you're thinking about Cinderella. She's the one who lives with her stepmother.

      Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 7, 10 at 12:13am
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 7:38pm
  • I don't even know where to start with this. all kinds of wrong(lol)

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 12:26pm
  • I think that was me asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:20pm
  • There's more than one actress who plays snow white fucktards, or what, did you think one girl spent all day every day at Disney world dressed as snow white, fucktards!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:22am
  • its still disney. what were they supposed to say "whistle while you work?" actually that would fit better, especially if she had work the next day....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:03pm
  • I would of fuked her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:26am
  • My anal is huge call me at 254 1814

    Submitted by bigdack on Mar 1, 10 at 5:02pm
  • Next time go for Pocahauntus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Goooo on chatroullette all u foos!

    Submitted by splashsixty on Mar 3, 10 at 4:18am
  • hahahahhaha! i love this so much. kudos kid. youll remember this forever. and its great that you got so many "good nights" your a legend on this site.

    Submitted by jsfistpump on Jan 14, 10 at 12:44am
  • wow, i don't think i'll ever think of snow white the same again. that's fantastic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:34pm
  • If u didn't like it that makes u an anti pount

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:33pm
  • possibly the best night ever

    Submitted by textmetomorrow on Mar 11, 10 at 11:28pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:38pm
  • I am seriously curious to hear how one of the 1200 jackasses can call this a bad night. "Oh, you fucked a hot chick, that blows."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:06pm
  • lol Learn how to spell before posting BS you 12 year old thug.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:40pm
    • Hood Err Lou talky moo? Wuso third proudly? I hurt alt to corrects! Ughs!!! Are!!! Damns' ett!!! Why the Front!!! Are!!!

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 9:06am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:35am
  • I know snow white too. She gave me a sinus infection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:09pm
  • How the hell can almost 2000 people say this is bad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:26am
  • That is fucking EPIC!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:52pm
  • Learn the truth call 963 0635

    Submitted by LJ21 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:04am
  • NOV 16 8 PM is a pedophile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:55pm
  • If someone gives you a kazoo and toots around the house to It's a small world, they're not gonna fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:51pm
  • In soviet Russia snow white gets done by a wolfman!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:21pm
  • Isn't that a Disney trend? They must hire from craigslist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Prince charming here I cum!!! ;p

    Submitted by BeccaRocksUrBed on Dec 1, 11 at 3:30am
  • 10:52 is fuckin hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:44am
  • Bullshit liar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:15am
  • So, wait, this was nine-way?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 6:30pm
  • In sunny Florida, old people wish upon stars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:51am
  • You all lost the game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:40am
  • Your all messed up for really having this conversation. Lmao

    Submitted by dieadren on Apr 4, 11 at 2:46am
  • Love it.

    Submitted by ssuperbd on Mar 24, 10 at 5:53am
  • No u fuck a milf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:30pm
  • Not fake! Awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:19am
  • 8====D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:45am
  • Come on....that alladin chick is hotter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:52pm
  • hell yeah central florida

    Submitted by austinyoung on Mar 15, 10 at 8:58pm
  • Ah If only Walt were still around

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:51pm
  • Hahahahahha this shit made my day:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 2:12am
  • Lela, you never had a childhood?

    Submitted by marcusjay on May 9, 10 at 1:26pm
  • Yes, this is the right area code. I'm from Florida, 2 hrs south of Orlando. No they do not have the same person playing different characters, but that doesn't mean this did not happen. BTW my favorite was 2:20

    Submitted by MarineWife on Jan 12, 10 at 4:49pm
  • hahhha funnny stufff right heeere (: gotta looove this site, am i right? seriouuusly tho, best tfln eveeer! lol -always

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:15pm
  • haha, my friend's sister is cinderella at disney world...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Who is Charles Rutherford people on tfln keep saying his name in jokes and I googled him and I only came up with the fact that he disapeared. So why is every one makin fun of him and who is he?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:17pm
  • That is a big piece of win with a side of ownage sauce

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:03pm
  • these pretzels are making me Firsty!

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 10:29pm
  • When you believe in magic bum ba bum bun bum

    Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Mar 15, 10 at 2:10pm
  • Better watch yourself her 7 dwarves might come after you

    Submitted by themain on May 21, 11 at 3:06pm
  • Lol wtf 7:58 kills babies o.o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:13am
  • I always knew Snow White was a whore. It's always the innocent looking ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Came from a story posted online. Fake fake. You fail twice for acting like this was you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:22pm
  • Haha I you're A 407 Number In Florida? I'm 352(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:21am
  • It's so easy to make up stories...i.e. THE OP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:31am
  • Weak....

    Submitted by Perezbah on Mar 15, 10 at 1:46am
  • Having sex with snow white is now something I can Jack off to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:16pm
  • 11:25 so does that mean Hannah Montana isn't one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:49am
    • I know it's been a few years, but hannah montana is now a "Bangerz' Babe": http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/10/10/miley-cyrus-before-and-after-hannah-montana-style-change/

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 9:34am
      • http://hollywoodlife.com/pics/miley-cyrus-style-evolution-young-hannah-montana-fashion-pics/#!11/miley-cryus-throwback2013/

        Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 9:36am
  • Scoring with the disney princess? Nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:34pm
  • ha ha what a fucking skank... i went to high school with that bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:15am
  • Now try fucking the little mermaid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Snow white turns me on too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:34am
  • Up next....sleeping beauty gets banged while passed out at a party....by seven midgets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:37am
  • fuck you dolphin and whale!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Did I miss the "Droopy" remarks? Classic

    Submitted by S_P_Q_R on Oct 25, 10 at 6:40pm
  • Good job. I'll think of you from now on when I watch Disney movies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:26pm
  • my sister was a badass artist and when she was in 8th grade someone stole her art book and it had Jasmine gettin anal from Aboo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:12am
  • Good ol Vista Lay

    Submitted by TommyP on Mar 13, 10 at 5:23am
  • WTF dude were talking about sex and Disneyland, and ur talkin shit to Jews???!!1 keep up the good work , but don't doubt hitler ( he's backk.....)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:22am
  • Haha, awesome..

    Submitted by SPARTAN34 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:57pm
  • O.O .... Teach me your ways, oh wise one

    Submitted by l337n1nj4 on Mar 24, 10 at 4:02pm
  • Haha Kayla said she wants snow wite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:10pm
  • Gotta love snow white

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:18am
  • Well... When in Rome bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:09am
  • @Madelyn. I am peterpan in friday nights. I have the otlutfit, complete with my own blend of fairy dust. ;)

    Submitted by texas0110 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:35pm
  • This is the best txt i read in a while!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:22am
  • congratulations...you see...dreams do come true ;)

    Submitted by weeweebee on Mar 28, 10 at 11:13pm
  • The only problem is that he would probably have problems recognizing the girl who plays Snow White without all the gobs of makeup a Princess character puts on to look the part

    Submitted by TommyP on Mar 13, 10 at 5:32am
  • this makes me wanna get a job at Disney. all the characters are freaks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:58pm
  • I was boning scooby for awhile from universal studios.. But his scooby snacks weren't as.. Crunchy or small;) haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Youre in the hotel room rubbing one out while watching the little mermaid. You dont have to lie to make friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:14pm
  • first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:39pm
  • thats funny, because I know a girl who potrays snow white at Disney...

    Submitted by bhrchef41 on May 18, 10 at 1:48am
  • Sorry. I went to school with the girl who is Snow White. This story is not true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:32pm
  • this totally reminded me that my friend's sister is arielle/cinderella at disney world..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:17am
  • AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by xToxic on Dec 29, 11 at 12:31am
  • Jasmin here i come :-D

    Submitted by Stimofo on May 26, 10 at 6:03pm
  • I don't see why this is so popular

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:26am
  • I used to work for Disney world and I went to a party at the dorms and two cinderellas were making out still in costumes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:06pm
  • BadMitch fucked Cinderella, www.badmitch.com

    Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 3:08pm
  • Orlando rep!! Gotta apiece a tinkerbells a$$ one time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:56pm
  • holy shit. my best friend's cousin works as snow white at disney....small world.

    Submitted by bomberlefty08 on Jan 28, 10 at 3:48am
  • You are my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 1:10am
  • 9:50. Idol. Not idle... Buttfucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:14am
  • fake.

    Submitted by ratowitz on Aug 27, 10 at 1:17pm
  • I'm totally gonna Poke-a-hot-ass next time I go. Well played, OP.

    Submitted by Anonemess on Mar 5, 10 at 12:45am
  • Anyone with xbox live file a complaint on I OHC SWAG gamertag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:50pm
  • In Soviet Russia, star wish upon you

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:40am
  • omg... I'm pretty sure I met this person's roommate earlier this week... what a small world!

    Submitted by FunnyGirl309 on Mar 15, 10 at 1:21am
  • How could people not find this funny

    Submitted by gisawesome on May 11, 10 at 11:03pm
  • YOU WISH JELLY FISH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:35pm
  • oh my god... dude, you are the freaking king. teach me.

    Submitted by lookatmyhorse on Oct 20, 10 at 9:01am
  • Cock balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Pictures or it didn't happen

    Submitted by Bazel on Mar 4, 10 at 7:09am
  • this is so fake..shouldn't be a top text

    Submitted by siaaaxox on Apr 13, 10 at 12:05am
  • Just leaving Disney didn't get a chance to ask her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:39pm
  • Ask me anything: http://www.formspring.me/ALSongsLover11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:34am
  • Not funny. How is this the top best night.

    Submitted by tec27 on Mar 3, 10 at 6:54pm
  • i just wished upon a star and found this website http://snipurl.com/ulug3

    Submitted by mrtechnology1312 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:36pm
  • anyone from Orlando would probably think this is really lame because we all know the real Disney World..... not a big deal to know someone who works there. But we won't ruin it for all of you not lucky enough to grow up in Florida.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:53am
  • smooth man teach me

    Submitted by yo1090 on Jul 22, 11 at 3:14pm
  • I love Disney!

    Submitted by M2daC on Mar 16, 10 at 5:38am
  • They don't call it the magic kingdom for nothing lol

    Submitted by RamonaFlowers82 on Apr 18, 12 at 7:11am
  • "When You Wish Upon a Star" is from Pinnochio, not Snow White.

    Submitted by kgraham21 on Mar 27, 10 at 1:48pm
  • Hahahahahahahaha I remember goig and seeing my sister at a strip bar. Right after she had been playing tinkerbell.

    Submitted by bubby123 on Jul 18, 11 at 9:47pm
  • hey my cousin is actually one of the snow whites down there so it might've been her haha

    Submitted by Dak07 on Mar 11, 11 at 6:01pm
  • Firsty!

    Submitted by PurpMcGurp on Aug 18, 10 at 1:28am
  • that's awesome

    Submitted by sdpk on Nov 19, 10 at 11:06pm
  • mm. I need to go to Disney World soon and see if I can't score some toon tang

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:00am
  • I wound fuck her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 3:03am
  • I have always wanted to fuck Peter Pan .. maybe one day my dreams will come true... you have given me hope

    Submitted by Madelyne on Feb 19, 10 at 11:17am
    • texas0110 on Mar 2, 10: @Madelyn. I am peterpan in friday nights. I have the otlutfit, complete with my own blend of fairy dust. ;) of course, that was three years ago, but who knows...hahaha

      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 9:27am
  • Thast my boy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 10 at 1:36am
  • I just peed myself I am laughing so hard. ahahah greatest one everrr!!!!

    Submitted by Tylaah1414 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:42pm
  • ahhahahah nice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:09pm
  • Go to itunes, search- search. Roobie Breastnut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:18am
  • In soviet russia, we have funnier jokes for top of all time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:36pm
  • Does anybody else find it morally problematic that he took advantage of a woman so drunk she passed out? Or were you all too busy stoking your pre-adolescent fantasies?\n\nAnd The Little Mermaid sitting on your face? Didn't think that one out, did you?

    Submitted by SexLuthor on Jan 16, 11 at 3:02am
  • Real or fake this crap is ingenious so going Disney land when I get the chance so I can bang the girl from beauty and the beast.

    Submitted by upinherguts on Jan 19, 12 at 11:33am
  • snow white only hangs with animals.... oh dissed and served motherfuckas!!!!!!!!! from Justin bieber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 11 at 9:08am
  • Hi i am a 21 year old slut wanna fuck me???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 10:08am
  • seriously was her name zoe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Thas wassup mah dude!

    Submitted by nou on Dec 28, 10 at 2:28am
  • holy crap this comment list is 2 years old p.s. when i read this stuff it made me "snow white " everywhere....

    Submitted by lispylover911 on Oct 11, 11 at 11:35pm
  • WIN WIN WIN!

    Submitted by yourlittledecoy on Jun 13, 10 at 4:37am
  • Yessssssss

    Submitted by andrewbeach22 on Jan 21, 11 at 7:09am
  • When u wish upon a star was pinochio!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:55pm
  • Was jiminy crickit filming?

    Submitted by SEV on Apr 27, 10 at 2:40am
  • Did she leave an eightball by your pillow?

    Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 4:20am
  • Man wish my trip was that good

    Submitted by zenn605 on Jun 9, 11 at 7:29am
  • I love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:29pm
  • Hahaha kgraham21 U WOULD KNOW, wouldn't u?

    Submitted by xXLelaXx on Mar 31, 10 at 9:14pm
  • I wouldn't touch snow white with Your dick...

    Submitted by BamBam2014 on Sep 28, 11 at 2:16am
  • It all makes sense now. "A face as white as snow." Hmm, that must have been after Prince Charming *cough* came *cough* and rescued her.

    Submitted by AL3XMAR5 on May 31, 11 at 4:14am
  • That was Cinderella. Just sayin'...

    Submitted by LiaBell on Jan 24, 11 at 5:57pm
  • You must be a midget.

    Submitted by kupalizer69 on Apr 15, 11 at 7:26pm
  • This is not a unique experience. This happens A LOT. My best friend and I had a foursome with prince philip and peter pan

    Submitted by highestof5s on Mar 8, 11 at 8:57pm
  • Most of the face are good lays:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 4:49pm
  • Lucky fuck tard!!!

    Submitted by fucktard69 on Mar 24, 11 at 11:47am
  • when you wish upon a star is pinocchio, not snow white

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Somehow I'm not surprised...

    Submitted by Jinx1313 on Feb 2, 11 at 1:38pm
  • Did there happen to be 7 dwarfs there that joined in? Cuz I heard that they were some really kinky mother fuckers! Whips and chains while Rollin on ecstasy and doin blow type of shit! Dwarfs, they're down for ANYTHING I'm tellin ya! Straight up FREAKS!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 3:31am
  • I met Donald once, you...really don't wanna know.

    Submitted by Terminator92 on Sep 27, 12 at 1:00pm
  • How do you get an internship at Disney?

    Submitted by cat_man on Nov 20, 11 at 9:49pm
  • lol that might have been my ex gf.. and that sounds like something she would do.

    Submitted by richardbme on Jun 20, 10 at 4:17pm
  • Riiiiiiiggggghhhht. Anyone that believes this is a bigger asshole than the asshole that posted it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Nice fuckin the princess

    Submitted by Lunabell on Feb 21, 13 at 8:02am
  • I don't get why people say this is fake. Real people play those characters.. And they must have sex at some point. I doubt Disney checks to see if the people they hire are against one night stands or not. Or if they like to get drunk and hook up with ransoms. So it's a real girl that likes to have sex. She has to fuck someone at some point!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:10am
  • SXYeah. Just two cars. I just got off a shift.

    Submitted by setseth on Apr 19, 14 at 3:44am
  • awesome!

    Submitted by princesstink on Nov 28, 13 at 2:30pm
  • @ May 30, 09 at 4:06pm: ROFL! Too funny!

    Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:51am
  • True nigga.

    Submitted by rudeboybass on Jul 26, 14 at 2:28am
  • My friend IS Snow White at Disney....you, sir, are a liar because this did not happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:39pm