i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
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About a year and a half ago, one of my roommate's was working at Disney, and I truly think the best text message I ever got from her was: "I just fucked Minnie Mouse. And she squirts." It made my life and also shattered my childhood in one go.
I wouldn't believe your friend if I was you. I also worked at Disney World and the people inside of the Mickey and Minnie costumes were usually little old people cause they're the only ones small enough and happy enough.
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
BTW @ and for Joe037, there is NO peoplearejustdumb.com.\nBetter check your info before telling others what is what. Obviously, some PEOPLE, Joe037, "are JUST dumb"!\nSo please, don't bother us other people, who are just looking for a good laugh at the expense of others, by waisting our time and posting shit that doesn't even exist!!!
So you're friend thats a girl, fucked another girl? that alone is priceless
Wondering the same thing.
Usually we call them lesbians, you did know we existed, right?
I thought 2:20 was pretty good, but it got a whole lot better when I read slowly and realized that it was a woman who fucked Minnie Mouse.
Ticket to Disney World: $50
Bar tab: $68
Sleeping with Cinderella: Priceless
hahaha, i love this comment
i think you have that backward... ticket 50$ Souvenirs 69$ bar tab 300$ sleeping with Cinderella and Snow White? Priceless.
Wow! I must have super OCD. I bet I'm the only person who did the math on those two lines. LMAO!!!
Disney employs multiple people for each character... what, you think one woman is Snow White all day, every day? You, sir, are a moron.
ONE. That's not very important\nTWO. You're obviously an angry virgin who gets pissed at others who get laid.
I concur w/Meaty_McSausage...\n\nAny Snow White these days is a catch. Esp. since they ALL have to be gorgeous and have low self esteem. That being said: \n\nAnd I quote, "You, sir, are a moron."
its still disney. what were they supposed to say "whistle while you work?"
Snow White between my legs ... Little Mermaid sitting on my face ... Beauty fucking me with a strappn in my ass ... and Cinderella sucking my boobs ... now THAT is a Disney dream vacation
UUhhhh.... man boobs???? (i hope)
why i hope...god forbid anonymous is a lesbian?!
lol showstopper303 is awesome
Little mermaid doesn't have a vagina have her and snow white switch positions
Ariel had a vagina after she got legs....
When does Snow white become a mermaid? LOL...\nDid I miss something? \nOh, NM....you must be referring to Ms. anonymous up there, saying that The Little Mermaid should swith positions with Snow White and she should get between said "Anonymous'" legs, while Snow white sits on her face. \n\nYou really need to watch the movie The Little Mermaid all the way through...she gets her VJJ. ;D
You had me going for a little bit aaaaand then you lost me at the strap-on... you can be Megan Fox and that strap on is not going up my ass!
You sure did poke-her-hontas.
I work as Jasmine and I'll have you know that under all that Disney Princess prissiness I'm just an actress with needs.
I've got a thing for middle eastern and Indian women :) Haha jk, thats creepy
Being a college student who always thought that Jasmine and Pocahontas were the hottest women ever, I have to say that I approve.
I like needy women..... Hehe
LOL... I bet you do sweetheart. I bet you do...
i work at disney and i can 100% say that this is true...the area code is true....and there are SO many face characters and each and every one of them is just as human as anyone else...just bc u work somewhere doesnt mean shit.
No, but it IS a definite ONE UP, when you get laid by a disney character! I don't care who you are! \n\nWhat, let me guess, you work there and still have yet to get laid by a Disney Princess? \n\nOr even a Disney Evil Queen?\n\nOr even another Disney Cartoon Character? \n\n(It's ok, I'd be pretty butt hurt too...)\n\nSimba, Moglee, Anybody???
oh my god, that is like my new sexual fantasy: to meet a girl playing one of the disney princesses and then blow my load on her face... there's probably something wrong with me
too much porn...
Definitely to much porn!
personally id rather have cinderella because shed have to bail at midnight so no awkward morning shit but hey i guess beggers can't be chossers good work
What if Cinderella is just really getting started with you, and the clock starts chiming? Do you let her bail and just leave a shoe to j/o with?
lol I love how people are saying this is fake... like people who play snow white take a vow of celebacy like a nun or some shit. I also enjoy the people who think there is one snow white who works all the time. People are retarded. I think i'll fuck cinderella next time I go.
Haha, holy shit. I just spilled Grape Koolaide at the nun part
Agreed. I know 2 Disney princess actresses/characters and I can guarantee they like sex too. Well.... At least one of them does.
DO IT!!! And get her to text you....post some of your Cinderelly porn via text on here so people can say it's fake!!!
Next up is the Little Spermaid
I like how so many people claim its fake. Why is it so hard to believe someone fucked a person who plays/dresses up as Snow White?
4:15 we all know there is more then one he still fucked snow white who cares. Its Awesome
Well. Fucking. Done.
Dude, you're a dwarf among men.
1:45 WTF is wrong wit u!!! (imma throw up)
Oh, poor little Dis. princess lover...imagining all of them in their purest form...
"Gotta love Vista Lay and Chatham Screw.
They came up with the Condoms, apparently. Wondering what Patterson Court will be. "
What is with this Patterson BS???
omg. 6:17 when i was little i got a picture with arielle! haha.
i've always wanted to fuck aladdin...
I hope you're a boy. Otherwise, Aladdin probably doesn't want to fuck you.
not necessarily true
FUCK, YOU JUST MADE AND RUINED MY DAY SIMULTANEOUSLY.
And as long as we're doing this, I have dibs on Milo Thatch.
We all bow to the friend of "2:20"
That is just too fucking awesome
(Im a straight girl)
it happens all the time actually if u work there, like me, who has personally fucked a Cinderella. College program workers have nothing else better to do when they are there lol
You mean, the Disney Princesse's go to college???\nBoo.. Way to ruin the hopeless, "I am only a pretend princess, and I have self esteem issues, because when all the makeup comes off...I am alone and I have needs. I'll get attention from someone without my makeup/princess ideals..." Gee...people that go to college tend to have higher self esteem, and be more picky. I was hoping that sometime during our next visit at Disneyl@nd, we could get a twofer, maybe Ariel and Ursula? What fun
Why the fuck is everybody saying "sir"?
cuz we is polite, sir!
"we is polite", sir! haha\nNICE.
I worked there back in 2004 on the college program and dated a girl that played Cinderella. Being a straight guy down there is amazing. She ended up on a website in just her cinderella wig.
what is this website you speak of?
I knew the princess thing was just the day job
Yeah, this dude is totally for real. Right area code and everything, and Disney kids go nuts on their off days. I mean when you spend all day making nice and fake-smiling at rude, stupid cunts, you've gotta find SOME way to blow off steam!
@26 May 10:11--You're aware of the irony of that last sentence?
*EPIC FAIL. Next, we'll be seeing the posts where he gets caught.
um 4:14 i REALLY worked at disney and there are MANY people approved to play one character. i.e. there's probably about 30 snow whites working there at any given time.
odds are whoever you claim to know is not the same person.
this is so LEGEN...wait for it...hope youre not lactose intolerant...DARY!
wow!!! Now we know why she is named "Snow White" hahahah...
After Disney closes its like one BIG PARTY for the workers!
This really doesn't deserve top position... This is not that funny at all
you have no soul
this is the single greatest thing ive ever heard. and 6:07, Jasmine is mine
It's a very funny "text" but I've heard that one before. But it's alright kiddo....snaps for u ^.^
I ducked belle , she had huge titts and we played make the cake , fucking fun , they all love
Chum :) best night ever
Eww. And I call fake...
this makes me not want to take my child to disney world but rather make it a vacation for my husband and I lol
That is my thought. Almost to the mark, except, well...N/M. Let's just say I my kids could have their cake, and I would eat it too.
"Dear Penthouse Letters,
I never thought it would happen to me BUT....."
I WANT TO MAKE THIS A TSHIRT!!!!!!!!
I'm pretty sure you're going to hell. But you are a GOD.
11:20 But Ariel has no...ahem. She has only a fishes tail. No good at all when you are getting down to business ;)
Dude my sister is snow white at Disney world
Not bullshit. Prostitution ring was very true. This was before your time most likely, back in the early 90's. Sure they tell you how much you make...but not good details about the living arrangements, and how your wages are garnished to pay rent @ Vista Way, etc.
When they got wind of what the girls were doing, the girls were sent home.
College program kids live on Ramen noodles!
I've been on WDW property for 20+ years. Believe me, I know bad pay.
DAIRY contains lactose...
DARY is you alone and sad that the best chance you have is one of the dwarfs.
that has to be one of the coolest things ever
This is not funny at all. If u disagree then smell my gutch sweat
A psychoanalyst would a field day with this.
I have a new favorite TFLN. Fucking SPECTACULAR.
You just lost the game
Snow White actually wishes into a wishing well and hears it echoed. There are no stars in her life!
this & 2:20 ........... awesome
Haha that's my friends sister, gonna schedule intervention...
im a chick....and even im jelious
me too...there's nothing like being able to tell your grandchildren (while on your deathbed), that the most memorable thing you ever did was give it to snow white. lol
My question is where were the 7 dwarfs when this all went down? lol
i have lived in orlando my whole life. my cousin was cinderella one summer and she's a whore. right after she left the park she would hit bars and find the richest guy to take her home that night. she found one rich enough once so she could quit her day job. so, it's highly possible.
I dated a girl who was Snow White at Hong Kong DisneyLand for 6 months (her other two characters were Belle and Aurora) I met her at a New Year's Eve party and things sorta went from there
no one gives a fuck
hahahaha this is the best fucking post thread let alone text. 6:10 i agree with you about 2:20
lol I ended up with cinderella one night then my boys got her a few days later. Thank god for the disney college program
@ 12:22 HAHA! i hadnt heard 'the condoms'. i was in one of the first groups to live in patterson, i do have to wonder what its nickname will be. lol and lemme guess the bar this dude was at...something tells me alehouse on a tuesday?
What does living in Patterson have to do with anything?! Is there a special alehouse on tuesday where the Disney workers travel to on their TO or something?! Lame...
What bar were you at? I saw the snow white at raglin rd. She chilled with us but didn't put out
this just ruins everything disney for me.
i almost cried when i read this, lol.
:D YES! This just made my night.
Not just the original text, but all the responses to it.
I literally fell over laughing with a big grin on my face when I read the original text.
I can believe it, college kids are crazy.
Walt Disney was a horny guy, I guess they're keeping the tradition.
So are you the ugly dwarf??
Why the fuck is everybody saying "sir"?
haha yeah in the earlier parts of this thing, i have no fucking clue. but fuck that shit.
wait thats my fantasy damn u
how can it not be??? check out: www dot icanbecreative dot com backslash 30-sexy-disney-princesses-comic-book-style-for-adults.
this makes me proud to be an american
Lol, what's sad is that out of all the posts saying they fucked pocahontas or jasmine or snow white, etc., the only guy I believe is the original text, the rest of you are sooo fucking lame trying to be as cool as that guy...
4:33, you're an idiot. 4:15 was obviously replying to 3:39.
and only 3 people said it was fake...that's not a lot of people.
I gave Pluto head 15 years ago.. Somehow that doesn't seem as sexy. :)
ive actually seen (a) tinkerbells tits 3 months ago, her nipples are weird
Just found out today who this girl was, as I'm in the 407 and my gf works with her. What a small world it is!
You are my new hero.
Ummmm I worked at Disney couple months ago as a college intern and sorry to inform u but if its the same Snow White from 5 months ago i heard she mite of had something. I cant confirm how true the rumor is or what std she allegedly had but i really hope you were having safe sex
Really?! Did you not read the comments above? You really think there's just one Snow White working there? ROFLMFAO!!! Hater
I would do Captain Jack Sparrow! OMG hotness!! We saw peter pan in orlando and didn't know if it was male or female for real
Hmm... I think my whole opinion of Disney World has been warped (used to be in contempt of it).
You sir, are an American hero!
I had a threesome with a Snow White and a
Cinderella - and I am a girl. Best night ever! :)
jealous. i'm a girl too. lol =)
me too... *, ,* l 0 l
I'm on my way to orlando! I want em all...
i want Kim Possible... if it's the same girl from 2008.
@3:25 these are really not meant to be funny. just epic. which this is epic.
next stop, leeping beauty, jasmine, and ariel
What about Cinderelly? Or Pocahontas? Mulan? Belle??? Takers? Anybody??? Poor little things will be left out...
Hahaha, this is sooooo funny!
I actually know her. Dated her a few years ago. She's a huge slut. Her diseases have diseases, and now you have them.
was her name KELLI?
No - It was Snow White. Remember???
Damn't people are fucking stupid if u look back when this was posted there is like 50 people that say they are friends of snow white and it didn't happen maybe not your friend but there is more and maybe your friend is just a lil whore hahaha fucking fuck tards from he'll
i always dreamed of banging minny...i wonder....
I would do the lion king
"when you wish upon a star is pinocchio, not snow white"
That just made my day...
i used to work at Disney. It is so easy to get fucked there.
Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !
tht should be consedered a sin for skrewing with a disney character. but o well, someone has to haha
I am fucking jealous
I'm straight ! Proud of it! I love vagina!
It was probably a CP...they are all sluts
greatest tfln ever! Hands down. i wonder what other princesses are squirters..
my cousin is snow white at disney world
I bow before your greatness and the friend at 2:20.
this. is. HILARIOUS. I love you.
Epic. I wish I was a squirter
i swear on my life the same shit happened to me about 9 years ago!!
@ 4:04am december 2... that is the most fucked up shit ive ever heard. do everyone here a favour and go jump off a cliff headfirst =]
I want to go be a princess now, or a character..
Haha you're officially my new hero
Kissimmee in the house, Lol.
ohh mann...ill tell tht to my grandchildren someday
this is actually kind of hot
dood. my cousin used to work up there like 6 years ago. no lie he got all that princess pussy aha. im so excited to start workin there XD
8:29----you seem bitter....u must clean the bathrooms:(
If that really happened, you're my new hero.
i just got to vote number 30,000!!! whoo
was her name shannon bilo?
for the fucking win!
I am a girl...and I think this is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmafo dude I freaking luv you.
hells yes. my best friends cousin lives down there and works as tinkerbell. i fucked her. but i dont think shes tinkerbell anymore
LOL Now she's tinkerfuct. Poor thing.
The best part was when the dwarves did a reacharound
BULLSHIT. When you wish upon a star you're still going home with only a bottle of lotion and your hand. I hope it doesn't get bord and fall asleep again.
Note: work at fucking Disney world
@ 6:07 ... Jasmine is mine. You can have Cinderella.
252 is my area code!!! USMC bitches
this is so fuckin great hahahahaaaa
i knew snow white was a slut.
nov 7 3:07 knows whasssup
Haahaa that is awesome
Fucking amazing. I love Disney.
this is by far the greatest thing i heard all day
I'm going to move to Florida just to work there and bone all the princesses you have inspired my lifes goal.
If you're Peter Pan or Prince Charming, just hang out under MK long enough and you can.
I just realized people are refering to other people as three digit numbers.
I've lost faith in humanity.
I did snow white as well with my 6 other frineds
how is it fake?......
Wow your a lucky son of a bitch
I love this way to much ahhaha.
I always wanted to be a Disney princess :)
i am a disney princess
lol fake, cant even spell passed @2:48am did u check yourself, he coulda smuggled a snuke up your snize
Snow White just texted me and said "I fucked Goofy last night!"
How could you tell it was her if she was in a costume and those ppl are discusting.
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are- if she's drunk enough- your dreams will come true!
This was posted on my birthday, lol. Good job OP
June 7, 2009 2:47PM
You're a liar because if you were Jasmine, you wouldn't tell anyone that you were.
Who cares if it was from pinochio,,
the fact of the matter is he just fucked snow white!!!
This has consistently been among the top TFLNs forever. Proud to be a 407 girl :)
October 13; 9:03 - owange. Pahahahhahahaa I think that was funnier than the tfln.
Did you mean "ownage". Meaning to "own". my ocd ness made me look up dude's/gal's post to see why "owange" was so funny. :/
My friend was Cinderella. She's short, has red hair, and is feisty and hilarious...so picturing her as demure floor-scrubbing serving wench Cinderella...that's priceless.
I live near Disney World...totally plausable.
Petition to let tfln users moderate the posts!! The admins are letting too many fake posts through and ruining the site. Post this on all tfln if you agree.
Lol u made her "snow, white" all right rofl
a better song to fit the situation: HI HO!!! :)
oh shit...which bar? i know her.
I sometimes look at this post just cheer me up!
It never fails.
I ended up having sex with Jack sparrow..:)
How can anyone give this a thumbs down?
I think it's so funny people believe there is only ONE Snow White!! LMAO! Really people just because your friend is Snow White
shit's weak i fvcked mickey
This is by far my favorite TFLN ever.
BTW~ Disney "workers" are called Cast Members.
Little known secret: Years ago, a prostitution ring was made by the girls from the Norwegian Pavillion. They came over and only then learned how bad the pay was, so made extra $$ at Vista Way (Vista Lay) that way.
My boyfriend and I play jasmine and aladdin in the bottle, It feels so real sometimes because he really is arabian :)
what the fuck? what do you mean sometimes?
lol i know a girl named Chelsea who is Snowwhite at Disney, and works nights at a bar
i woulda gone for jasmine
And which dwarf are you?
can i fuck aladdin please?
bullshit - they tell you how much money you're going to be making before you accept the job.
hahaha I love the 2:20's friend
B R A V O !!\nThat's all that can be said ....\nIt doesnt get much better than this
Dude you are my idle
best one ever.
2:20 FUCKING AWESOME
What does YDI mean??
I love ruining the movie for some of my friends when I tell them I married Snow White :D
As a former College Programmer working at the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland I can attest that it's an easy place to get laid. Lots of Cast Members see each other outside of work and sometimes while at work. If the walls of the Mansion could talk...especially in the expanding room when the doors close ;)
hey jasmine at 2:47, want to fuck?
mickey = little asian girl.
That sounds awesome!
to bad all 7 of the dwarfs have been passig her around for years...
Um, my question is, was she still dressed like snow white at the bar drunk? Because, ya I think that is almost funnier...
What about the dwarfs? Was it a serious gangbang?
that is not the disney look haha
cant wait to go in december now
<3 fucking classic...disney classic!
so what shes had 7 dwarfs in her at once you were just a prick
Did she bring the dwarfs? That could be awkward.
That's where I'll be fucking all the bitches there
10 08 you aré such a SLUT!!!!!!!!! You Hor
Get off the Internet!!!!!!!! (im just kiddin!!)
6:25 sounds like a goo night for everyone
Yo guy talkin bout the girlss number wats the area code I need it on my fone
I use to date one of the Betty Boops at universal. She was great in bed and LOVEs Anal! Orlando is awsome!
I knew she puts out!!!
get her to holla at peter pan for me ;)
\ l / Look out the dwarfs are back
- O -
I like fucking passed out chicks
I also don't understand why this is so hard to believe. As if the actress that plays Snow White are an unattainable relic that men can only fantasize about. Guess you haters lack game huh?
much love bro. you have just inspired my new life goal.
give ariel some legs and i would totaly hit that i soo dig redheads
Really. She posted her number
Well if you got snow white, then how the hell do I get prince charming LOL
My old platoon leader went to UCF and worked Disney on breaks. I'd believe this.
Dude below me needs to shut the fuck up. Shit wasn't funny the first 5,000 times
never laughed so hard in my life.
ok if you have ever lived in orlando, you know this is entirely possible... lol
The 7 dwarfs were watching from the closet haha
Gotta love Vista Lay and Chatham Screw.
They came up with the Condoms, apparently. Wondering what Patterson Court will be.
Chatham had better parties - Security wasn't freaking out as much. :p
Wow something actually beat the grinding the 9th grade teacher one
Lick her vagina for me!!! :)
so fake. unless grumpy gave her a rufie.
I remember my first time banging snow white
LMAO!!! Funniest reply yet!!!
Hey people ever think they were joking when they said they were friends with her? The only "fucktard" is you.
lol doooooooooood idk wat I'm doaann yo ???????????????????????
i have a huge dick
I would mind being with the seven dwarfs and snow white at the same time
awesome. maybe the same thing will happen to me with Captain John Smith from Pocahontas.
There's more than one actress who plays snow white fucktards, or what, did you think one girl spent all day every day at Disney world dressed as snow white, fucktards!
i've always wanted to fuck aladdin...
Used to work for Disney a few years ago - I beat you to it.
That soviet Russia f a g is so annoying
if her name was ashleigh then its my ex-girlfriend....and awkward as well... Go UCF!!!!
HahhahahhH that's sooo funny
LOL, great great story. I don't care if its true or not. If it is, you're the man! If its not, you're still the man for making up such a great one :)
I hope you whistled while she worked and she left in the morning to you cheerily singing bye ho bye ho its of to work you go.
This is so wrong on so many different levels. Haha.
I want Eric from the Little Mermaid to bone me a good time or two.....or more.
this would be a good facebook status update
google my status is baddest for more good ones.
lol Learn how to spell before posting BS you 12 year old thug.
Hood Err Lou talky moo? Wuso third proudly? I hurt alt to corrects! Ughs!!! Are!!! Damns' ett!!! Why the Front!!! Are!!!
That's when you know your fucked up.....
This is made of win.
Hahaha that soviet Russia shit is hilarious
Hahaha. (: Good job. I heard that Tigger and Pooh once got into a fist fight, but this definitely tops that.
@ 5:22... aladdin is MINEEE
NOV 16 8 PM is a pedophile
In Soviet Russia, star wish upon you.
this is by far one of the best, that is the definition of a great night
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
I had sex with ur mom!!!
wow, i don't think i'll ever think of snow white the same again. that's fantastic!
8:29: Yeppers. I worked there and it was fab.
By the way - met Ron Stoppable, who doubles as Peter Pan and is going out with Aladdin. So sad for anyone who adores Aladdin.
*goes to cry*
pfff...so what I got with Fiona at Universal.
haha gotta love florida!
That is fucking EPIC!
9:32, ever figure that there's more than one Snow White?
I think I went to college with the girl who is playing Snow White. That was so weird to read.
I would of fuked her
My friend works at disney I must find out if he's heard occurance
Pussy ...if your gona fuck a princes u fuck cenderelia
Another fake TFLN. This site blows now.
There is no life on mars..because chuck Norris visited it first
Most of the Disney princesses at Disney world look like trannies so I don't know why you're bragging about this.
If someone gives you a kazoo and toots around the house to It's a small world, they're not gonna fuck you.
Your all messed up for really having this conversation. Lmao
Ahhh disney........ Hidden penis', hating Jews, you never fail us. Except you gave us the jonus brothers. That was a cruel, cruel joke
Come on....that alladin chick is hotter.
jasmine. and i agree.
and thats the magic of disney. awesome.
Not fake! Awesome!
hahahahhaha! i love this so much. kudos kid. youll remember this forever. and its great that you got so many "good nights" your a legend on this site.
Maybe Disney should give you a free day pass after you fuck all of the Disney Princesses
I know snow white too. She gave me a sinus infection.
what a coincidence! i did snow white too -- up in the castle no less, on her stepmom's bed.
I think you're thinking about Cinderella. She's the one who lives with her stepmother.
Better watch yourself her 7 dwarves might come after you
Ahahaha good old Disney!
those soviet russia jokes are really dumb but for some reason 10:52 made me laugh really hard
wow. hope you pounded her good.
10:52 is fuckin hilarious
*face palm* @ May 29, 2009 6:03PM
Look for her on Jerry Springer with the topic of the episode: "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Its Off To Bed We Go". XD
Yes, this is the right area code. I'm from Florida, 2 hrs south of Orlando. No they do not have the same person playing different characters, but that doesn't mean this did not happen. BTW my favorite was 2:20
If u didn't like it that makes u an anti pount
I don't get how it's funny it's stupid
9:50. Idol. Not idle... Buttfucker
Isn't that a Disney trend? They must hire from craigslist.
No u fuck a milf
I am seriously curious to hear how one of the 1200 jackasses can call this a bad night. "Oh, you fucked a hot chick, that blows."
You all lost the game
haha, my friend's sister is cinderella at disney world...
Wait, what if this was a lesbian and NOT a man? Think of how awesome that would be.
Hahahahahha this shit made my day:)
Goooo on chatroullette all u foos!
I think that was me asshole.
hahhha funnny stufff right heeere (:
gotta looove this site, am i right?
seriouuusly tho, best tfln eveeer! lol
I don't even know where to start with this. all kinds of wrong(lol)
Next time go for Pocahauntus.
I'd rather fuck cinderalla but I would settle
possibly the best night ever
its still disney. what were they supposed to say "whistle while you work?"
actually that would fit better, especially if she had work the next day....
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
Haha I you're A 407 Number In Florida? I'm 352(:
hell yeah central florida
My anal is huge call me at 254 1814
In soviet Russia snow white gets done by a wolfman!
Your my role model !
Scoring with the disney princess? Nice.
Ah If only Walt were still around
11:25 so does that mean Hannah Montana isn't one?
I know it's been a few years, but hannah montana is now a "Bangerz' Babe": http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/10/10/miley-cyrus-before-and-after-hannah-montana-style-change/
So, wait, this was nine-way?
It's so easy to make up stories...i.e. THE OP!
Haha sept 1. Did she give you a diviated septom?
Up next....sleeping beauty gets banged while passed out at a party....by seven midgets.
Lol wtf 7:58 kills babies o.o
I fucked a girl that played Stich and I want to say Tinkerbell from Disney Land. Best lay of my life, still in the spank bank.
fuck you dolphin and whale!
I used to work for Disney world and I went to a party at the dorms and two cinderellas were making out still in costumes
Jasmin here i come :-D
Lela, you never had a childhood?
Learn the truth call 963 0635
Who is Charles Rutherford people on tfln keep saying his name in jokes and I googled him and I only came up with the fact that he disapeared. So why is every one makin fun of him and who is he?
I don't see why this is so popular
I always knew Snow White was a whore.
It's always the innocent looking ones.
In sunny Florida, old people wish upon stars.
Prince charming here I cum!!! ;p
thats funny, because I know a girl who potrays snow white at Disney...
Came from a story posted online. Fake fake. You fail twice for acting like this was you
Did I miss the "Droopy" remarks? Classic
this is so fake..shouldn't be a top text
Good job. I'll think of you from now on when I watch Disney movies.
Having sex with snow white is now something I can Jack off to
How the hell can almost 2000 people say this is bad?
Sorry. I went to school with the girl who is Snow White. This story is not true.
This is the best txt i read in a while!
I was boning scooby for awhile from universal studios.. But his scooby snacks weren't as.. Crunchy or small;) haha.
anyone from Orlando would probably think this is really lame because we all know the real Disney World..... not a big deal to know someone who works there. But we won't ruin it for all of you not lucky enough to grow up in Florida.
I prefer California, thanks.
Pictures or it didn't happen
Now try fucking the little mermaid
WTF dude were talking about sex and Disneyland, and ur talkin shit to Jews???!!1 keep up the good work , but don't doubt hitler ( he's backk.....)
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Snow white turns me on too
O.O .... Teach me your ways, oh wise one
Good ol Vista Lay
@Madelyn. I am peterpan in friday nights. I have the otlutfit, complete with my own blend of fairy dust. ;)
When you believe in magic bum ba bum bun bum
Does anybody else find it morally problematic that he took advantage of a woman so drunk she passed out? Or were you all too busy stoking your pre-adolescent fantasies?\n\nAnd The Little Mermaid sitting on your face? Didn't think that one out, did you?
Youre in the hotel room rubbing one out while watching the little mermaid. You dont have to lie to make friends.
Gotta love snow white
ha ha what a fucking skank... i went to high school with that bitch
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"When You Wish Upon a Star" is from Pinnochio, not Snow White.
I love Disney!
They don't call it the magic kingdom for nothing lol
Haha Kayla said she wants snow wite
holy shit. my best friend's cousin works as snow white at disney....small world.
That is a big piece of win with a side of ownage sauce
Oct 14, 09 at 11:22pm
smooth man teach me
omg... I'm pretty sure I met this person's roommate earlier this week... what a small world!
congratulations...you see...dreams do come true ;)
this makes me wanna get a job at Disney. all the characters are freaks
Well... When in Rome bitches.
YOU WISH JELLY FISH.
How could people not find this funny
my sister was a badass artist and when she was in 8th grade someone stole her art book and it had Jasmine gettin anal from Aboo.
this totally reminded me that my friend's sister is arielle/cinderella at disney world..
In Soviet Russia, star wish upon you
You are my hero
Just leaving Disney didn't get a chance to ask her
oh my god... dude, you are the freaking king. teach me.
Orlando rep!! Gotta apiece a tinkerbells a$$ one time...
The only problem is that he would probably have problems recognizing the girl who plays Snow White without all the gobs of makeup a Princess character puts on to look the part
Ask me anything:
BadMitch fucked Cinderella, www.badmitch.com
hey my cousin is actually one of the snow whites down there so it might've been her haha
i just wished upon a star and found this website http://snipurl.com/ulug3
I'm totally gonna Poke-a-hot-ass next time I go. Well played, OP.
Hahahahahahahaha I remember goig and seeing my sister at a strip bar. Right after she had been playing tinkerbell.
mm. I need to go to Disney World soon and see if I can't score some toon tang
Not funny. How is this the top best night.
Thast my boy!
Hi i am a 21 year old slut wanna fuck me???
Did she leave an eightball by your pillow?
snow white only hangs with animals.... oh dissed and served motherfuckas!!!!!!!!!
I just peed myself I am laughing so hard. ahahah greatest one everrr!!!!
Real or fake this crap is ingenious so going Disney land when I get the chance so I can bang the girl from beauty and the beast.
Go to itunes, search- search. Roobie Breastnut
When u wish upon a star was pinochio!
I love it
I wouldn't touch snow white with Your dick...
I wound fuck her
I have always wanted to fuck Peter Pan .. maybe one day my dreams will come true... you have given me hope
texas0110 on Mar 2, 10: @Madelyn. I am peterpan in friday nights. I have the otlutfit, complete with my own blend of fairy dust. ;) of course, that was three years ago, but who knows...hahaha
Was jiminy crickit filming?
Man wish my trip was that good
holy crap this comment list is 2 years old p.s. when i read this stuff it made me "snow white " everywhere....
It all makes sense now. "A face as white as snow." Hmm, that must have been after Prince Charming *cough* came *cough* and rescued her.
You must be a midget.
WIN WIN WIN!
That was Cinderella. Just sayin'...
seriously was her name zoe?
Hahaha kgraham21 U WOULD KNOW, wouldn't u?
when you wish upon a star is pinocchio, not snow white
Thas wassup mah dude!
In soviet russia, we have funnier jokes for top of all time
I met Donald once, you...really don't wanna know.
Did there happen to be 7 dwarfs there that joined in? Cuz I heard that they were some really kinky mother fuckers! Whips and chains while Rollin on ecstasy and doin blow type of shit! Dwarfs, they're down for ANYTHING I'm tellin ya! Straight up FREAKS!
Lucky fuck tard!!!
Somehow I'm not surprised...
Riiiiiiiggggghhhht. Anyone that believes this is a bigger asshole than the asshole that posted it.
How do you get an internship at Disney?
Most of the face are good lays:)
I don't get why people say this is fake. Real people play those characters.. And they must have sex at some point. I doubt Disney checks to see if the people they hire are against one night stands or not. Or if they like to get drunk and hook up with ransoms. So it's a real girl that likes to have sex. She has to fuck someone at some point!
This is not a unique experience. This happens A LOT. My best friend and I had a foursome with prince philip and peter pan
lol that might have been my ex gf.. and that sounds like something she would do.
Nice fuckin the princess
SXYeah. Just two cars. I just got off a shift.
@ May 30, 09 at 4:06pm: ROFL! Too funny!
My friend IS Snow White at Disney....you, sir, are a liar because this did not happen.
@ 339 thats like saying "my friend is a santa impersonator, and you never sat on his lap" well theres more then one santa impersonator and more then one snow white... moron
Haha. Yeah, there are lots of Snow Whites.
that was great
Your friend Snow White is a whore.
You fail at life.