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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:20pm

    About a year and a half ago, one of my roommate's was working at Disney, and I truly think the best text message I ever got from her was: "I just fucked Minnie Mouse. And she squirts." It made my life and also shattered my childhood in one go.

    • Submitted by 021487 on Feb 2, 10 at 3:10pm

      I wouldn't believe your friend if I was you. I also worked at Disney World and the people inside of the Mickey and Minnie costumes were usually little old people cause they're the only ones small enough and happy enough.

      • Submitted by recyclops on Feb 12, 10 at 12:50am

        burn

        • Submitted by Joe037 on May 24, 11 at 1:02am

          Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com

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            Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:14am

            BTW @ and for Joe037, there is NO peoplearejustdumb.com.\nBetter check your info before telling others what is what. Obviously, some PEOPLE, Joe037, "are JUST dumb"!\nSo please, don't bother us other people, who are just looking for a good laugh at the expense of others, by waisting our time and posting shit that doesn't even exist!!!

    • Submitted by dcd224 on Feb 10, 10 at 5:42pm

      priceless.

    • Submitted by Yocheckitout on Mar 11, 10 at 5:07pm

      So you're friend thats a girl, fucked another girl? that alone is priceless

      • Submitted by LittleLez on Jun 29, 12 at 6:04pm

        Wondering the same thing.

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        Submitted by Ck03 on Nov 8, 12 at 12:10pm

        Usually we call them lesbians, you did know we existed, right?

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        Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:16am

        *like

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:10pm

    I thought 2:20 was pretty good, but it got a whole lot better when I read slowly and realized that it was a woman who fucked Minnie Mouse.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:49pm

    Ticket to Disney World: $50 Souvineers: $100 Bar tab: $68 Sleeping with Cinderella: Priceless

    • Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 12:39pm

      hahaha, i love this comment

    • Submitted by 007Archer on Oct 19, 11 at 7:44am

      i think you have that backward... ticket 50$ Souvenirs 69$ bar tab 300$ sleeping with Cinderella and Snow White? Priceless.

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        Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:18am

        Wow! I must have super OCD. I bet I'm the only person who did the math on those two lines. LMAO!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:15pm

    Disney employs multiple people for each character... what, you think one woman is Snow White all day, every day? You, sir, are a moron.

    • Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Jan 19, 12 at 5:03pm

      ONE. That's not very important\nTWO. You're obviously an angry virgin who gets pissed at others who get laid.

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:21am

      I concur w/Meaty_McSausage...\n\nAny Snow White these days is a catch. Esp. since they ALL have to be gorgeous and have low self esteem. That being said: \n\nAnd I quote, "You, sir, are a moron."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:52pm

    its still disney. what were they supposed to say "whistle while you work?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 6:03pm

    You sure did poke-her-hontas.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:23pm

    Snow White between my legs ... Little Mermaid sitting on my face ... Beauty fucking me with a strappn in my ass ... and Cinderella sucking my boobs ... now THAT is a Disney dream vacation

    • Submitted by Kate_FTW on May 30, 10 at 7:40pm

      UUhhhh.... man boobs???? (i hope)

      • Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 3, 10 at 9:38pm

        why i hope...god forbid anonymous is a lesbian?!

        • Submitted by Cloud9rider on Oct 26, 10 at 3:37pm

          lol showstopper303 is awesome

    • Submitted by tlovell on Feb 11, 11 at 11:50pm

      Little mermaid doesn't have a vagina have her and snow white switch positions

      • Submitted by ziggycurrans on Apr 3, 11 at 11:47pm

        Ariel had a vagina after she got legs....

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        Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:25am

        When does Snow white become a mermaid? LOL...\nDid I miss something? \nOh, NM....you must be referring to Ms. anonymous up there, saying that The Little Mermaid should swith positions with Snow White and she should get between said "Anonymous'" legs, while Snow white sits on her face. \n\nYou really need to watch the movie The Little Mermaid all the way through...she gets her VJJ. ;D

    • Submitted by BOOM7 on Feb 1, 12 at 2:19pm

      You had me going for a little bit aaaaand then you lost me at the strap-on... you can be Megan Fox and that strap on is not going up my ass!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:09am

    personally id rather have cinderella because shed have to bail at midnight so no awkward morning shit but hey i guess beggers can't be chossers good work

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:33am

      What if Cinderella is just really getting started with you, and the clock starts chiming? Do you let her bail and just leave a shoe to j/o with?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:29pm

    i work at disney and i can 100% say that this is true...the area code is true....and there are SO many face characters and each and every one of them is just as human as anyone else...just bc u work somewhere doesnt mean shit.

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:29am

      No, but it IS a definite ONE UP, when you get laid by a disney character! I don't care who you are! \n\nWhat, let me guess, you work there and still have yet to get laid by a Disney Princess? \n\nOr even a Disney Evil Queen?\n\nOr even another Disney Cartoon Character? \n\n(It's ok, I'd be pretty butt hurt too...)\n\nSimba, Moglee, Anybody???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:21am

    oh my god, that is like my new sexual fantasy: to meet a girl playing one of the disney princesses and then blow my load on her face... there's probably something wrong with me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:47pm

    I work as Jasmine and I'll have you know that under all that Disney Princess prissiness I'm just an actress with needs.

    • Submitted by HeilGermany on Aug 21, 10 at 2:59pm

      I've got a thing for middle eastern and Indian women :) Haha jk, thats creepy

    • Submitted by ziggycurrans on Apr 3, 11 at 11:50pm

      Being a college student who always thought that Jasmine and Pocahontas were the hottest women ever, I have to say that I approve.

    • Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 4:21pm

      I like needy women..... Hehe

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:33am

      LOL... I bet you do sweetheart. I bet you do...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:38pm

    Well. Fucking. Done.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:33pm

    I like how so many people claim its fake. Why is it so hard to believe someone fucked a person who plays/dresses up as Snow White? 4:15 we all know there is more then one he still fucked snow white who cares. Its Awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:17am

    lol I love how people are saying this is fake... like people who play snow white take a vow of celebacy like a nun or some shit. I also enjoy the people who think there is one snow white who works all the time. People are retarded. I think i'll fuck cinderella next time I go.

    • Submitted by BuRiLiThoMaN on Feb 11, 10 at 10:40am

      Haha, holy shit. I just spilled Grape Koolaide at the nun part

    • Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 4:23pm

      Agreed. I know 2 Disney princess actresses/characters and I can guarantee they like sex too. Well.... At least one of them does.

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:35am

      DO IT!!! And get her to text you....post some of your Cinderelly porn via text on here so people can say it's fake!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 9:34pm

    Next up is the Little Spermaid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:54pm

    Dude, you're a dwarf among men.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:15pm

    1:45 WTF is wrong wit u!!! (imma throw up)

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:03am

      Oh, poor little Dis. princess lover...imagining all of them in their purest form...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:44am

    it happens all the time actually if u work there, like me, who has personally fucked a Cinderella. College program workers have nothing else better to do when they are there lol

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:53am

      You mean, the Disney Princesse's go to college???\nBoo.. Way to ruin the hopeless, "I am only a pretend princess, and I have self esteem issues, because when all the makeup comes off...I am alone and I have needs. I'll get attention from someone without my makeup/princess ideals..." Gee...people that go to college tend to have higher self esteem, and be more picky. I was hoping that sometime during our next visit at Disneyl@nd, we could get a twofer, maybe Ariel and Ursula? What fun

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:03pm

    Why the fuck is everybody saying "sir"?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:16pm

    After Disney closes its like one BIG PARTY for the workers!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 5:22pm

    i've always wanted to fuck aladdin...

    • Submitted by 021487 on Feb 2, 10 at 3:11pm

      I hope you're a boy. Otherwise, Aladdin probably doesn't want to fuck you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:52pm

    that has to be one of the coolest things ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:04pm

    wow!!! Now we know why she is named "Snow White" hahahah...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:54am

    I worked there back in 2004 on the college program and dated a girl that played Cinderella. Being a straight guy down there is amazing. She ended up on a website in just her cinderella wig.

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:46am

      what is this website you speak of?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 6:43pm

    this is the single greatest thing ive ever heard. and 6:07, Jasmine is mine

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 6:36am

    Yeah, this dude is totally for real. Right area code and everything, and Disney kids go nuts on their off days. I mean when you spend all day making nice and fake-smiling at rude, stupid cunts, you've gotta find SOME way to blow off steam!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:28pm

    A psychoanalyst would a field day with this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:25am

    @26 May 10:11--You're aware of the irony of that last sentence?

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:07am

      *EPIC FAIL. Next, we'll be seeing the posts where he gets caught.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:25am

    You just lost the game

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:44am

    We all bow to the friend of "2:20" That is just too fucking awesome (Im a straight girl)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:24pm

    I knew the princess thing was just the day job

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:42pm

    FUCK, YOU JUST MADE AND RUINED MY DAY SIMULTANEOUSLY. And as long as we're doing this, I have dibs on Milo Thatch. <3 FFFFffffff.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:38pm

    this & 2:20 ........... awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:25am

    This really doesn't deserve top position... This is not that funny at all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:58pm

    I ducked belle , she had huge titts and we played make the cake , fucking fun , they all love Chum :) best night ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:37am

    @ 12:22 HAHA! i hadnt heard 'the condoms'. i was in one of the first groups to live in patterson, i do have to wonder what its nickname will be. lol and lemme guess the bar this dude was at...something tells me alehouse on a tuesday?

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:02am

      What does living in Patterson have to do with anything?! Is there a special alehouse on tuesday where the Disney workers travel to on their TO or something?! Lame...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 11:02pm

    You sir, are an American hero!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:21am

    this makes me not want to take my child to disney world but rather make it a vacation for my husband and I lol

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 7:59am

      That is my thought. Almost to the mark, except, well...N/M. Let's just say I my kids could have their cake, and I would eat it too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:43am

    Lol, what's sad is that out of all the posts saying they fucked pocahontas or jasmine or snow white, etc., the only guy I believe is the original text, the rest of you are sooo fucking lame trying to be as cool as that guy...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:47am

    Haha that's my friends sister, gonna schedule intervention...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:52pm

    That just made my day...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:38pm

    4:33, you're an idiot. 4:15 was obviously replying to 3:39. and only 3 people said it was fake...that's not a lot of people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:59am

    this is so LEGEN...wait for it...hope youre not lactose intolerant...DARY!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:54am

    I would do Captain Jack Sparrow! OMG hotness!! We saw peter pan in orlando and didn't know if it was male or female for real

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:53am

    lol i know a girl named Chelsea who is Snowwhite at Disney, and works nights at a bar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:27pm

    I would do the lion king

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:59pm

    Epic. I wish I was a squirter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:24pm

    um 4:14 i REALLY worked at disney and there are MANY people approved to play one character. i.e. there's probably about 30 snow whites working there at any given time. odds are whoever you claim to know is not the same person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:30pm

    "Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought it would happen to me BUT....."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:48pm

    this just ruins everything disney for me. i almost cried when i read this, lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:13am

    I'm going to move to Florida just to work there and bone all the princesses you have inspired my lifes goal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:34am

    i always dreamed of banging minny...i wonder....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:17pm

    Haha you're officially my new hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:25am

    "Gotta love Vista Lay and Chatham Screw. They came up with the Condoms, apparently. Wondering what Patterson Court will be. " PATTERSON CUNT!!!

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:44am

      What is with this Patterson BS???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:28pm

    Snow White actually wishes into a wishing well and hears it echoed. There are no stars in her life!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:58am

    My question is where were the 7 dwarfs when this all went down? lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:43pm

    was her name KELLI?

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:10am

      No - It was Snow White. Remember???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:09am

    Note: work at fucking Disney world

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:30pm

    lol I ended up with cinderella one night then my boys got her a few days later. Thank god for the disney college program

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:14pm

    Ummmm I worked at Disney couple months ago as a college intern and sorry to inform u but if its the same Snow White from 5 months ago i heard she mite of had something. I cant confirm how true the rumor is or what std she allegedly had but i really hope you were having safe sex

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:16am

      Really?! Did you not read the comments above? You really think there's just one Snow White working there? ROFLMFAO!!! Hater

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:59pm

    11:20 But Ariel has no...ahem. She has only a fishes tail. No good at all when you are getting down to business ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:49am

    im a chick....and even im jelious

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:17am

      me too...there's nothing like being able to tell your grandchildren (while on your deathbed), that the most memorable thing you ever did was give it to snow white. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:55am

    I just realized people are refering to other people as three digit numbers. I've lost faith in humanity.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:36am

    i used to work at Disney. It is so easy to get fucked there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:11pm

    Just found out today who this girl was, as I'm in the 407 and my gf works with her. What a small world it is!

  • Submitted by mycookie on Mar 7, 10 at 11:08pm

    Dude my sister is snow white at Disney world

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:59pm

    next stop, leeping beauty, jasmine, and ariel

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:14am

      What about Cinderelly? Or Pocahontas? Mulan? Belle??? Takers? Anybody??? Poor little things will be left out...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:21pm

    @ 4:04am december 2... that is the most fucked up shit ive ever heard. do everyone here a favour and go jump off a cliff headfirst =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:49pm

    i have lived in orlando my whole life. my cousin was cinderella one summer and she's a whore. right after she left the park she would hit bars and find the richest guy to take her home that night. she found one rich enough once so she could quit her day job. so, it's highly possible.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:46pm

    this makes me proud to be an american

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:48pm

    Lmafo dude I freaking luv you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:20pm

    I actually know her. Dated her a few years ago. She's a huge slut. Her diseases have diseases, and now you have them. (seriouspost)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:44pm

    I bow before your greatness and the friend at 2:20.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:49pm

    How could you tell it was her if she was in a costume and those ppl are discusting.

  • Submitted by cigandcoffee on Jan 16, 10 at 10:11pm

    wait thats my fantasy damn u

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:22am

      how can it not be??? check out: www dot icanbecreative dot com backslash 30-sexy-disney-princesses-comic-book-style-for-adults.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:56pm

    I gave Pluto head 15 years ago.. Somehow that doesn't seem as sexy. :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:27pm

    It's a very funny "text" but I've heard that one before. But it's alright kiddo....snaps for u ^.^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:23pm

    omg. 6:17 when i was little i got a picture with arielle! haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:35am

    I want to go be a princess now, or a character..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:40am

    i want Kim Possible... if it's the same girl from 2008.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:41pm

    I dated a girl who was Snow White at Hong Kong DisneyLand for 6 months (her other two characters were Belle and Aurora) I met her at a New Year's Eve party and things sorta went from there

  • Submitted by Girlbaby on Jun 8, 11 at 2:05am

    When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are- if she's drunk enough- your dreams will come true!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:20pm

    greatest tfln ever! Hands down. i wonder what other princesses are squirters..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:24pm

    Snow White just texted me and said "I fucked Goofy last night!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:07am

    :D YES! This just made my night. Not just the original text, but all the responses to it. I literally fell over laughing with a big grin on my face when I read the original text. I can believe it, college kids are crazy. Walt Disney was a horny guy, I guess they're keeping the tradition.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:40am

    What about the dwarfs? Was it a serious gangbang? 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:41pm

    Fucking amazing. I love Disney.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:06pm

    my cousin is snow white at disney world

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:23pm

    i knew snow white was a slut.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 11:19pm

    hahahaha this is the best fucking post thread let alone text. 6:10 i agree with you about 2:20

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:25am

    I had a threesome with a Snow White and a Cinderella - and I am a girl. Best night ever! :)

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      Submitted by Mein_schatz on May 10, 13 at 4:39am

      jealous. i'm a girl too. lol =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:53pm

    Hahaha, this is sooooo funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:31pm

    to bad all 7 of the dwarfs have been passig her around for years...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:09pm

    @3:25 these are really not meant to be funny. just epic. which this is epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:09am

    Why the fuck is everybody saying "sir"? haha yeah in the earlier parts of this thing, i have no fucking clue. but fuck that shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:17pm

    You are my new hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:29pm

    I'm pretty sure you're going to hell. But you are a GOD.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:33pm

    Fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:37pm

    ohh mann...ill tell tht to my grandchildren someday

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:49am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:57am

    ive actually seen (a) tinkerbells tits 3 months ago, her nipples are weird fyi

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 8:47pm

    I sometimes look at this post just cheer me up! It never fails.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:24am

    Lol u made her "snow, white" all right rofl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:00pm

    "when you wish upon a star is pinocchio, not snow white" ironic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:33pm

    I have a new favorite TFLN. Fucking SPECTACULAR.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:26am

    hells yes. my best friends cousin lives down there and works as tinkerbell. i fucked her. but i dont think shes tinkerbell anymore

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:44am

      LOL Now she's tinkerfuct. Poor thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 8:16pm

    @2:58 The 7 dwarfs were watching from the closet haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:41am

    So are you the ugly dwarf??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:39am

    Petition to let tfln users moderate the posts!! The admins are letting too many fake posts through and ruining the site. Post this on all tfln if you agree. --The Admiral

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 8:24pm

    @ 9:41 Not bullshit. Prostitution ring was very true. This was before your time most likely, back in the early 90's. Sure they tell you how much you make...but not good details about the living arrangements, and how your wages are garnished to pay rent @ Vista Way, etc. When they got wind of what the girls were doing, the girls were sent home. College program kids live on Ramen noodles! I've been on WDW property for 20+ years. Believe me, I know bad pay.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:05am

    Hahah 1124

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:28am

    It was probably a CP...they are all sluts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:06pm

    Hmm... I think my whole opinion of Disney World has been warped (used to be in contempt of it).

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:14am

    @ 5:31 bullshit - they tell you how much money you're going to be making before you accept the job.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:00pm

    shit's weak i fvcked mickey

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:16am

    What bar were you at? I saw the snow white at raglin rd. She chilled with us but didn't put out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:18pm

    The best part was when the dwarves did a reacharound

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:44am

    Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:51pm

    FIRST

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:20pm

    This is not funny at all. If u disagree then smell my gutch sweat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:22pm

    October 13; 9:03 - owange. Pahahahhahahaa I think that was funnier than the tfln.

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:37am

      Did you mean "ownage". Meaning to "own". my ocd ness made me look up dude's/gal's post to see why "owange" was so funny. :/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:18pm

    Dt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:00pm

    dood. my cousin used to work up there like 6 years ago. no lie he got all that princess pussy aha. im so excited to start workin there XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:18pm

    I love ruining the movie for some of my friends when I tell them I married Snow White :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:08am

    Damn't people are fucking stupid if u look back when this was posted there is like 50 people that say they are friends of snow white and it didn't happen maybe not your friend but there is more and maybe your friend is just a lil whore hahaha fucking fuck tards from he'll

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:20pm

    a better song to fit the situation: HI HO!!! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:14pm

    I WANT TO MAKE THIS A TSHIRT!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:41pm

    8:29----you seem bitter....u must clean the bathrooms:(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:52pm

    lol fake, cant even spell passed @2:48am did u check yourself, he coulda smuggled a snuke up your snize

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:51pm

    I am a girl...and I think this is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:01am

    I did snow white as well with my 6 other frineds

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:50am

    I want Eric from the Little Mermaid to bone me a good time or two.....or more.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:02am

    252 is my area code!!! USMC bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:37pm

    @ 6:07 ... Jasmine is mine. You can have Cinderella.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:05pm

    tht should be consedered a sin for skrewing with a disney character. but o well, someone has to haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:44pm

    I love this way to much ahhaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:57pm

    Wow something actually beat the grinding the 9th grade teacher one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:27am

    hahaha I love the 2:20's friend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:17am

    6:25 sounds like a goo night for everyone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:35pm

    this. is. HILARIOUS. I love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:16pm

    this is so fuckin great hahahahaaaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 7:55pm

    I am fucking jealous

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:09pm

    Fake.

    • Submitted by beet on Feb 18, 10 at 12:22am

      how is it fake?......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:01am

    June 7, 2009 2:47PM You're a liar because if you were Jasmine, you wouldn't tell anyone that you were.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 1:22pm

    This has consistently been among the top TFLNs forever. Proud to be a 407 girl :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:57am

    My friend works at disney I must find out if he's heard occurance

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:06am

    *face palm* @ May 29, 2009 6:03PM

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:52pm

    for the fucking win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:01pm

    Lick her vagina for me!!! :)

  • Submitted by xaann on Feb 25, 10 at 12:46am

    407 represent!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:44pm

    Haahaa that is awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:23pm

    oh shit...which bar? i know her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:50pm

    Dude you are my idle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:48pm

    Did she bring the dwarfs? That could be awkward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:05pm

    What does YDI mean??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:31pm

    BTW~ Disney "workers" are called Cast Members. Little known secret: Years ago, a prostitution ring was made by the girls from the Norwegian Pavillion. They came over and only then learned how bad the pay was, so made extra $$ at Vista Way (Vista Lay) that way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:52pm

    never laughed so hard in my life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:59am

    Hey

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:39am

    First --The Admiral

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:27pm

    If that really happened, you're my new hero.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:14pm

    was her name shannon bilo?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:58pm

    if her name was ashleigh then its my ex-girlfriend....and awkward as well... Go UCF!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 6:54pm

    I'm straight ! Proud of it! I love vagina!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:53pm

    I knew she puts out!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 4:05am

    give ariel some legs and i would totaly hit that i soo dig redheads

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:22pm

    that is not the disney look haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:12pm

    ok if you have ever lived in orlando, you know this is entirely possible... lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:57am

    best one ever. easily.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:41pm

    My friend was Cinderella. She's short, has red hair, and is feisty and hilarious...so picturing her as demure floor-scrubbing serving wench Cinderella...that's priceless.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:46am

    How can anyone give this a thumbs down?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:39pm

    dear 11:59 DAIRY contains lactose... DARY is you alone and sad that the best chance you have is one of the dwarfs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:48pm

    Kissimmee in the house, Lol.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:32pm

    i woulda gone for jasmine

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:50am

    lol doooooooooood idk wat I'm doaann yo ???????????????????????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:09am

    cant wait to go in december now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:38pm

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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:46pm

    This was posted on my birthday, lol. Good job OP

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:48am

    My boyfriend and I play jasmine and aladdin in the bottle, It feels so real sometimes because he really is arabian :)

    • Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:11am

      what the fuck? what do you mean sometimes?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:40am

    Well if you got snow white, then how the hell do I get prince charming LOL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:22am

    There's more than one actress who plays snow white fucktards, or what, did you think one girl spent all day every day at Disney world dressed as snow white, fucktards!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:15am

    I use to date one of the Betty Boops at universal. She was great in bed and LOVEs Anal! Orlando is awsome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 6:38pm

    this is by far the greatest thing i heard all day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 11:59pm

    8:29: Yeppers. I worked there and it was fab. By the way - met Ron Stoppable, who doubles as Peter Pan and is going out with Aladdin. So sad for anyone who adores Aladdin. *goes to cry* *snark*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:15pm

    Wow your a lucky son of a bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 5:52pm

    Come on....that alladin chick is hotter.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:26am

    I'd rather fuck cinderalla but I would settle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:19pm

    As a former College Programmer working at the Haunted Mansion in Disneyland I can attest that it's an easy place to get laid. Lots of Cast Members see each other outside of work and sometimes while at work. If the walls of the Mansion could talk...especially in the expanding room when the doors close ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:37am

    Look for her on Jerry Springer with the topic of the episode: "Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Its Off To Bed We Go". XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:15am

    I always wanted to be a Disney princess :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:06pm

    I am seriously curious to hear how one of the 1200 jackasses can call this a bad night. "Oh, you fucked a hot chick, that blows."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:52am

    Dude below me needs to shut the fuck up. Shit wasn't funny the first 5,000 times

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:13pm

    i've always wanted to fuck aladdin... Used to work for Disney a few years ago - I beat you to it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:15am

    2:20 FUCKING AWESOME (bi girl)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:18am

    hey jasmine at 2:47, want to fuck?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 7:46pm

    BULLSHIT. When you wish upon a star you're still going home with only a bottle of lotion and your hand. I hope it doesn't get bord and fall asleep again.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:44pm

    so what shes had 7 dwarfs in her at once you were just a prick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:56pm

    i just got to vote number 30,000!!! whoo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:49am

    Ahhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:36am

    I'm on my way to orlando! I want em all...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:45pm

    i have a huge dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 5:10pm

    yesss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:15am

    Ahahaha good old Disney!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:00pm

    I think I went to college with the girl who is playing Snow White. That was so weird to read.

  • Submitted by AllStarLB on Mar 3, 10 at 12:23pm

    Hell yaaaaaaaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:52pm

    In Soviet Russia, star wish upon you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 9:58pm

    nov 7 3:07 knows whasssup

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:09pm

    I know snow white too. She gave me a sinus infection.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:49pm

    <3 fucking classic...disney classic!

  • Submitted by TheChronic on Mar 12, 10 at 2:10pm

    That's when you know your fucked up.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 7:38pm

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:24pm

    I remember my first time banging snow white

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:49pm

    \ l / Look out the dwarfs are back - O - / \

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:39am

    That's where I'll be fucking all the bitches there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:26am

    I think it's so funny people believe there is only ONE Snow White!! LMAO! Really people just because your friend is Snow White

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:02pm

    i swear on my life the same shit happened to me about 9 years ago!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:18am

    so fake. unless grumpy gave her a rufie.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:36pm

    This is by far my favorite TFLN ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:21pm

    9:32, ever figure that there's more than one Snow White?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 5:39pm

    10 08 you aré such a SLUT!!!!!!!!! You Hor Get off the Internet!!!!!!!! (im just kiddin!!)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:53pm

    That soviet Russia f a g is so annoying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:49pm

    Hahaha that soviet Russia shit is hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:23pm

    USC 34 - Notre Dame 27

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:29pm

    And which dwarf are you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:02pm

    I ended up having sex with Jack sparrow..:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:26pm

    Good job. I'll think of you from now on when I watch Disney movies.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:52pm

    That is fucking EPIC!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:23pm

    8=====D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:16am

    HahhahahhH that's sooo funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:13pm

    fuck you dolphin and whale!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:16pm

    If you're Peter Pan or Prince Charming, just hang out under MK long enough and you can.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:22am

    Gotta love Vista Lay and Chatham Screw. They came up with the Condoms, apparently. Wondering what Patterson Court will be. Chatham had better parties - Security wasn't freaking out as much. :p

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:36pm

    My old platoon leader went to UCF and worked Disney on breaks. I'd believe this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:34pm

    Scoring with the disney princess? Nice.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:55pm

    Most of the Disney princesses at Disney world look like trannies so I don't know why you're bragging about this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:09pm

    this is actually kind of hot

  • Submitted by roxfoxtrot on Feb 14, 11 at 6:35pm

    B R A V O !!\nThat's all that can be said ....\nIt doesnt get much better than this

  • Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 12:26pm

    I don't even know where to start with this. all kinds of wrong(lol)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 7:14am

    9:50. Idol. Not idle... Buttfucker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:11pm

    Haha sept 1. Did she give you a diviated septom?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:13pm

    mickey = little asian girl. sorry everyone.

  • Submitted by ziggycurrans on Apr 3, 11 at 11:51pm

    Wait, what if this was a lesbian and NOT a man? Think of how awesome that would be.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:24am

    Really. She posted her number

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:54am

    GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

  • Submitted by jsfistpump on Jan 14, 10 at 12:44am

    hahahahhaha! i love this so much. kudos kid. youll remember this forever. and its great that you got so many "good nights" your a legend on this site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:44am

    10:52 is fuckin hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:58pm

    this makes me wanna get a job at Disney. all the characters are freaks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:43am

    I would mind being with the seven dwarfs and snow white at the same time

  • Submitted by socialmoose on Mar 10, 10 at 10:15pm

    16th.

  • Submitted by texas0110 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:35pm

    @Madelyn. I am peterpan in friday nights. I have the otlutfit, complete with my own blend of fairy dust. ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:07pm

    what a coincidence! i did snow white too -- up in the castle no less, on her stepmom's bed.

    • Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 7, 10 at 12:13am

      I think you're thinking about Cinderella. She's the one who lives with her stepmother.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:44am

    I like fucking passed out chicks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 8:56pm

    This is so wrong on so many different levels. Haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:36am

    This is made of win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:39pm

    pfff...so what I got with Fiona at Universal. haha gotta love florida!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:35am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:01am

    those soviet russia jokes are really dumb but for some reason 10:52 made me laugh really hard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:41pm

    I live near Disney World...totally plausable.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:38pm

    LOL, great great story. I don't care if its true or not. If it is, you're the man! If its not, you're still the man for making up such a great one :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:19am

    Not fake! Awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:51pm

    Ah If only Walt were still around

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:22pm

    Came from a story posted online. Fake fake. You fail twice for acting like this was you

  • Submitted by pimpman on Mar 18, 10 at 6:50pm

    That sounds awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 6:18am

    Bull shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:22pm

    can i fuck aladdin please?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:25am

    much love bro. you have just inspired my new life goal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:34pm

    wow, i don't think i'll ever think of snow white the same again. that's fantastic!

  • Submitted by MarineWife on Jan 12, 10 at 4:49pm

    Yes, this is the right area code. I'm from Florida, 2 hrs south of Orlando. No they do not have the same person playing different characters, but that doesn't mean this did not happen. BTW my favorite was 2:20

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:44pm

    Maybe Disney should give you a free day pass after you fuck all of the Disney Princesses

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:52pm

    There is no life on mars..because chuck Norris visited it first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:25pm

    I always knew Snow White was a whore. It's always the innocent looking ones.

  • Submitted by splashsixty on Mar 3, 10 at 4:18am

    Goooo on chatroullette all u foos!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:59pm

    Who cares if it was from pinochio,, the fact of the matter is he just fucked snow white!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 11:05pm

    @ 5:22... aladdin is MINEEE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:24am

    Orlando ftw

  • Submitted by bigdack on Mar 1, 10 at 5:02pm

    My anal is huge call me at 254 1814

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:03pm

    and thats the magic of disney. awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:17am

    I fucked a girl that played Stich and I want to say Tinkerbell from Disney Land. Best lay of my life, still in the spank bank.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:47pm

    Hey people ever think they were joking when they said they were friends with her? The only "fucktard" is you.

  • Submitted by maxdmins on Apr 17, 10 at 1:49am

    I also don't understand why this is so hard to believe. As if the actress that plays Snow White are an unattainable relic that men can only fantasize about. Guess you haters lack game huh?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:12pm

    Next time go for Pocahauntus.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:33pm

    If u didn't like it that makes u an anti pount

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:57pm

    I don't get how it's funny it's stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:03pm

    That is a big piece of win with a side of ownage sauce

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:49am

    11:25 so does that mean Hannah Montana isn't one?

    • 37 44
      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 9:34am

      I know it's been a few years, but hannah montana is now a "Bangerz' Babe": http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/10/10/miley-cyrus-before-and-after-hannah-montana-style-change/

      • 44 59
        Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 9:36am

        http://hollywoodlife.com/pics/miley-cyrus-style-evolution-young-hannah-montana-fashion-pics/#!11/miley-cryus-throwback2013/

  • Submitted by dieadren on Apr 4, 11 at 2:46am

    Your all messed up for really having this conversation. Lmao

  • Submitted by TommyP on Mar 13, 10 at 5:23am

    Good ol Vista Lay

  • Submitted by TommyP on Mar 13, 10 at 5:32am

    The only problem is that he would probably have problems recognizing the girl who plays Snow White without all the gobs of makeup a Princess character puts on to look the part

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:40pm

    Um, my question is, was she still dressed like snow white at the bar drunk? Because, ya I think that is almost funnier...

  • Submitted by HannahSpazzface on Feb 21, 10 at 6:51pm

    Hahaha. (: Good job. I heard that Tigger and Pooh once got into a fist fight, but this definitely tops that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:22am

    Another fake TFLN. This site blows now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:11am

    awesome. maybe the same thing will happen to me with Captain John Smith from Pocahontas.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:51pm

    If someone gives you a kazoo and toots around the house to It's a small world, they're not gonna fuck you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:16pm

    this is by far one of the best, that is the definition of a great night

  • Submitted by gisawesome on May 11, 10 at 11:03pm

    How could people not find this funny

  • Submitted by Perezbah on Mar 15, 10 at 1:46am

    Weak....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:20pm

    I think that was me asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:40pm

    lol Learn how to spell before posting BS you 12 year old thug.

    • 33 49
      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 9:06am

      Hood Err Lou talky moo? Wuso third proudly? I hurt alt to corrects! Ughs!!! Are!!! Damns' ett!!! Why the Front!!! Are!!!

  • Submitted by textmetomorrow on Mar 11, 10 at 11:28pm

    possibly the best night ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:26am

    I don't see why this is so popular

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:49pm

    haha, my friend's sister is cinderella at disney world...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:31pm

    this would be a good facebook status update google my status is baddest for more good ones.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:18pm

    Yo guy talkin bout the girlss number wats the area code I need it on my fone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 3:26am

    I would of fuked her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 3:58pm

    I had sex with ur mom!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:21pm

    In soviet Russia snow white gets done by a wolfman!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:12am

    my sister was a badass artist and when she was in 8th grade someone stole her art book and it had Jasmine gettin anal from Aboo.

  • Submitted by SPARTAN34 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:57pm

    Haha, awesome..

  • Submitted by weeweebee on Mar 28, 10 at 11:13pm

    congratulations...you see...dreams do come true ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:26am

    How the hell can almost 2000 people say this is bad?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 6:30pm

    So, wait, this was nine-way?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:45am

    8====D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:41pm

    get her to holla at peter pan for me ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:39pm

    first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:40am

    You all lost the game

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:36pm

    wow. hope you pounded her good.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 11:33pm

    Pussy ...if your gona fuck a princes u fuck cenderelia

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:31am

    It's so easy to make up stories...i.e. THE OP!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:55pm

    NOV 16 8 PM is a pedophile

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:35pm

    Ahhh disney........ Hidden penis', hating Jews, you never fail us. Except you gave us the jonus brothers. That was a cruel, cruel joke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:22am

    WTF dude were talking about sex and Disneyland, and ur talkin shit to Jews???!!1 keep up the good work , but don't doubt hitler ( he's backk.....)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:21am

    Haha I you're A 407 Number In Florida? I'm 352(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 2:12am

    Hahahahahha this shit made my day:)

  • Submitted by LJ21 on Mar 11, 10 at 12:04am

    Learn the truth call 963 0635

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:18am

    Gotta love snow white

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:15am

    ha ha what a fucking skank... i went to high school with that bitch

  • Submitted by Tylaah1414 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:42pm

    I just peed myself I am laughing so hard. ahahah greatest one everrr!!!!

  • Submitted by marcusjay on May 9, 10 at 1:26pm

    Lela, you never had a childhood?

  • Submitted by ssuperbd on Mar 24, 10 at 5:53am

    Love it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:16pm

    Your my role model !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 9:37am

    Up next....sleeping beauty gets banged while passed out at a party....by seven midgets.

  • Submitted by austinyoung on Mar 15, 10 at 8:58pm

    hell yeah central florida

  • Submitted by FunnyGirl309 on Mar 15, 10 at 1:21am

    omg... I'm pretty sure I met this person's roommate earlier this week... what a small world!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:15am

    Bullshit liar

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:15pm

    Now try fucking the little mermaid

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 10:29pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:09am

    Well... When in Rome bitches.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:03pm

    its still disney. what were they supposed to say "whistle while you work?" actually that would fit better, especially if she had work the next day....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:34am

    Snow white turns me on too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:24pm

    I was boning scooby for awhile from universal studios.. But his scooby snacks weren't as.. Crunchy or small;) haha.

  • Submitted by S_P_Q_R on Oct 25, 10 at 6:40pm

    Did I miss the "Droopy" remarks? Classic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:51am

    In sunny Florida, old people wish upon stars.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:51pm

    Isn't that a Disney trend? They must hire from craigslist.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:15pm

    hahhha funnny stufff right heeere (: gotta looove this site, am i right? seriouuusly tho, best tfln eveeer! lol -always

  • Submitted by ratowitz on Aug 27, 10 at 1:17pm

    fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:22am

    This is the best txt i read in a while!

  • Submitted by Bazel on Mar 4, 10 at 7:09am

    Pictures or it didn't happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:32pm

    Sorry. I went to school with the girl who is Snow White. This story is not true.

  • Submitted by l337n1nj4 on Mar 24, 10 at 4:02pm

    O.O .... Teach me your ways, oh wise one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:30pm

    No u fuck a milf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:10pm

    Haha Kayla said she wants snow wite

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:17pm

    Who is Charles Rutherford people on tfln keep saying his name in jokes and I googled him and I only came up with the fact that he disapeared. So why is every one makin fun of him and who is he?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:34am

    Ask me anything: http://www.formspring.me/ALSongsLover11

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 3:08pm

    BadMitch fucked Cinderella, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by mrtechnology1312 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:36pm

    i just wished upon a star and found this website http://snipurl.com/ulug3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:32pm

    Cock balls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:56pm

    Orlando rep!! Gotta apiece a tinkerbells a$$ one time...

  • Submitted by siaaaxox on Apr 13, 10 at 12:05am

    this is so fake..shouldn't be a top text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:06pm

    I used to work for Disney world and I went to a party at the dorms and two cinderellas were making out still in costumes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:39pm

    Just leaving Disney didn't get a chance to ask her

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    Submitted by bhrchef41 on May 18, 10 at 1:48am

    thats funny, because I know a girl who potrays snow white at Disney...

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    Submitted by BeccaRocksUrBed on Dec 1, 11 at 3:30am

    Prince charming here I cum!!! ;p

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:17am

    this totally reminded me that my friend's sister is arielle/cinderella at disney world..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:53am

    anyone from Orlando would probably think this is really lame because we all know the real Disney World..... not a big deal to know someone who works there. But we won't ruin it for all of you not lucky enough to grow up in Florida.

    • Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 7, 10 at 12:15am

      I prefer California, thanks.

  • Submitted by Stimofo on May 26, 10 at 6:03pm

    Jasmin here i come :-D

  • Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:40am

    In Soviet Russia, star wish upon you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 10:08am

    Hi i am a 21 year old slut wanna fuck me???

  • Submitted by M2daC on Mar 16, 10 at 5:38am

    I love Disney!

  • Submitted by Anonemess on Mar 5, 10 at 12:45am

    I'm totally gonna Poke-a-hot-ass next time I go. Well played, OP.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:16pm

    Having sex with snow white is now something I can Jack off to

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:14pm

    Youre in the hotel room rubbing one out while watching the little mermaid. You dont have to lie to make friends.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:35pm

    YOU WISH JELLY FISH.

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    Submitted by xToxic on Dec 29, 11 at 12:31am

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by kgraham21 on Mar 27, 10 at 1:48pm

    "When You Wish Upon a Star" is from Pinnochio, not Snow White.

  • Submitted by tec27 on Mar 3, 10 at 6:54pm

    Not funny. How is this the top best night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 6:50pm

    Anyone with xbox live file a complaint on I OHC SWAG gamertag

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:29pm

    I love it

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    Submitted by Dak07 on Mar 11, 11 at 6:01pm

    hey my cousin is actually one of the snow whites down there so it might've been her haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 3:03am

    I wound fuck her

  • Submitted by bomberlefty08 on Jan 28, 10 at 3:48am

    holy shit. my best friend's cousin works as snow white at disney....small world.

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    Submitted by themain on May 21, 11 at 3:06pm

    Better watch yourself her 7 dwarves might come after you

  • Submitted by lookatmyhorse on Oct 20, 10 at 9:01am

    oh my god... dude, you are the freaking king. teach me.

  • Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Mar 15, 10 at 2:10pm

    When you believe in magic bum ba bum bun bum

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:36pm

    In soviet russia, we have funnier jokes for top of all time

  • Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 4:20am

    Did she leave an eightball by your pillow?

  • Submitted by Madelyne on Feb 19, 10 at 11:17am

    I have always wanted to fuck Peter Pan .. maybe one day my dreams will come true... you have given me hope

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      Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 9:27am

      texas0110 on Mar 2, 10: @Madelyn. I am peterpan in friday nights. I have the otlutfit, complete with my own blend of fairy dust. ;) of course, that was three years ago, but who knows...hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:13am

    Lol wtf 7:58 kills babies o.o

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    Submitted by upinherguts on Jan 19, 12 at 11:33am

    Real or fake this crap is ingenious so going Disney land when I get the chance so I can bang the girl from beauty and the beast.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 1:10am

    You are my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:18am

    Go to itunes, search- search. Roobie Breastnut

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:12pm

    seriously was her name zoe?

  • 90 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 10 at 1:36am

    Thast my boy!

  • 91 90
    Submitted by sdpk on Nov 19, 10 at 11:06pm

    that's awesome

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Gtawin93 on Sep 27, 11 at 9:03pm

    I hope you whistled while she worked and she left in the morning to you cheerily singing bye ho bye ho its of to work you go.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:00am

    mm. I need to go to Disney World soon and see if I can't score some toon tang

  • 75 60
    Submitted by lispylover911 on Oct 11, 11 at 11:35pm

    holy crap this comment list is 2 years old p.s. when i read this stuff it made me "snow white " everywhere....

  • 89 88
    Submitted by yo1090 on Jul 22, 11 at 3:14pm

    smooth man teach me

  • 82 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 11 at 9:08am

    snow white only hangs with animals.... oh dissed and served motherfuckas!!!!!!!!! from Justin bieber

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:55pm

    When u wish upon a star was pinochio!

  • Submitted by yourlittledecoy on Jun 13, 10 at 4:37am

    WIN WIN WIN!

  • 75 64
    Submitted by RamonaFlowers82 on Apr 18, 12 at 7:11am

    They don't call it the magic kingdom for nothing lol

  • Submitted by SEV on Apr 27, 10 at 2:40am

    Was jiminy crickit filming?

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    Submitted by AL3XMAR5 on May 31, 11 at 4:14am

    It all makes sense now. "A face as white as snow." Hmm, that must have been after Prince Charming *cough* came *cough* and rescued her.

  • Submitted by xXLelaXx on Mar 31, 10 at 9:14pm

    Hahaha kgraham21 U WOULD KNOW, wouldn't u?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:09pm

    ahhahahah nice!

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    Submitted by zenn605 on Jun 9, 11 at 7:29am

    Man wish my trip was that good

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    Submitted by SexLuthor on Jan 16, 11 at 3:02am

    Does anybody else find it morally problematic that he took advantage of a woman so drunk she passed out? Or were you all too busy stoking your pre-adolescent fantasies?\n\nAnd The Little Mermaid sitting on your face? Didn't think that one out, did you?

  • Submitted by kupalizer69 on Apr 15, 11 at 7:26pm

    You must be a midget.

  • 82 85
    Submitted by andrewbeach22 on Jan 21, 11 at 7:09am

    Yessssssss

  • 81 85
    Submitted by Jinx1313 on Feb 2, 11 at 1:38pm

    Somehow I'm not surprised...

  • 82 88
    Submitted by bubby123 on Jul 18, 11 at 9:47pm

    Hahahahahahahaha I remember goig and seeing my sister at a strip bar. Right after she had been playing tinkerbell.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by nou on Dec 28, 10 at 2:28am

    Thas wassup mah dude!

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    Submitted by LiaBell on Jan 24, 11 at 5:57pm

    That was Cinderella. Just sayin'...

  • Submitted by PurpMcGurp on Aug 18, 10 at 1:28am

    Firsty!

  • 75 82
    Submitted by BamBam2014 on Sep 28, 11 at 2:16am

    I wouldn't touch snow white with Your dick...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 4:49pm

    Most of the face are good lays:)

  • Submitted by richardbme on Jun 20, 10 at 4:17pm

    lol that might have been my ex gf.. and that sounds like something she would do.

  • 72 86
    Submitted by highestof5s on Mar 8, 11 at 8:57pm

    This is not a unique experience. This happens A LOT. My best friend and I had a foursome with prince philip and peter pan

  • 67 78
    Submitted by fucktard69 on Mar 24, 11 at 11:47am

    Lucky fuck tard!!!

  • 45 37
    Submitted by Terminator92 on Sep 27, 12 at 1:00pm

    I met Donald once, you...really don't wanna know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:49pm

    when you wish upon a star is pinocchio, not snow white

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    Submitted by cat_man on Nov 20, 11 at 9:49pm

    How do you get an internship at Disney?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:15pm

    Riiiiiiiggggghhhht. Anyone that believes this is a bigger asshole than the asshole that posted it.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:10am

    I don't get why people say this is fake. Real people play those characters.. And they must have sex at some point. I doubt Disney checks to see if the people they hire are against one night stands or not. Or if they like to get drunk and hook up with ransoms. So it's a real girl that likes to have sex. She has to fuck someone at some point!

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    Submitted by princesstink on Nov 28, 13 at 2:30pm

    awesome!

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 3:31am

    Did there happen to be 7 dwarfs there that joined in? Cuz I heard that they were some really kinky mother fuckers! Whips and chains while Rollin on ecstasy and doin blow type of shit! Dwarfs, they're down for ANYTHING I'm tellin ya! Straight up FREAKS!

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Lunabell on Feb 21, 13 at 8:02am

    Nice fuckin the princess

  • 23 31
    Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:51am

    @ May 30, 09 at 4:06pm: ROFL! Too funny!

  • 15 16
    Submitted by setseth on Apr 19, 14 at 3:44am

    SXYeah. Just two cars. I just got off a shift.

  • 2 6
    Submitted by rudeboybass on Jul 26, 14 at 2:28am

    True nigga.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 3:39pm

    My friend IS Snow White at Disney....you, sir, are a liar because this did not happen.

    • Submitted by ratherbelaxxin on Jan 19, 10 at 11:07pm

      @ 339 thats like saying "my friend is a santa impersonator, and you never sat on his lap" well theres more then one santa impersonator and more then one snow white... moron

      • Submitted by 021487 on Feb 2, 10 at 3:12pm

        Haha. Yeah, there are lots of Snow Whites.

    • 98 66
      Submitted by NathanNathan on Mar 31, 10 at 6:20pm

      Your friend Snow White is a whore.

    • 71 59
      Submitted by BrosefStalin on Dec 16, 10 at 11:07pm

      You fail at life.