Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.