Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Dating After Heartbreak
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.