Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Nevada (775)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH http://tfl.nu/ef88
  Replies (9) Good night (1717) Bad night (299) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever http://tfl.nu/gkhb
  Replies (11) Good night (323) Bad night (2639) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend

  (1-775): View more from Nevada

  I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend (1-775): I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman http://tfl.nu/d80q
  Replies (10) Good night (2013) Bad night (603)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn. http://tfl.nu/5r2c
  Replies (5) Good night (2289) Bad night (267) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore http://tfl.nu/r45j
  Replies (14) Good night (2276) Bad night (554)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.

  (1-775): View more from Nevada

  I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy. (1-775): I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere. http://tfl.nu/3byv
  Replies (6) Good night (1890) Bad night (268)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team http://tfl.nu/crbx
  Replies (3) Good night (1115) Bad night (282) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him? http://tfl.nu/kkqj
  Replies (19) Good night (460) Bad night (1468)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life http://tfl.nu/gkf7
  Replies (1) Good night (1220) Bad night (596) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form. http://tfl.nu/2bqh
  Replies (3) Good night (1239) Bad night (319) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes. http://tfl.nu/op0y
  Replies (1) Good night (463) Bad night (897) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent http://tfl.nu/ylaq
  Replies (6) Good night (385) Bad night (925) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now. http://tfl.nu/wlt7
  Replies (16) Good night (2120) Bad night (546) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): She called to say she's single and blow job season is back. http://tfl.nu/ndvl
  Replies (7) Good night (3190) Bad night (384) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning http://tfl.nu/pt0t
  Replies (4) Good night (1982) Bad night (474) Order T-Shirt