Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.