Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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it's possible to be pretty and over 100 pounds.... believe it or not.
Yeah I never understood fat guys who only lust after supermodels and then bitch why girls don't want to date a "nice guy" like them. Hypocritcal much?
i think it's not as bad to be fat as it is to be ugly. fat people lose weight but there is no cure for the truly horrid. the person who sent this is probably ugly and got rejected by someone who is fat.
curvy is not fat.
if you're fat, you don't really have any curves. you're just round or lumpy.
Ouch! Whomever said this is a hateful cunt.
Ive had the desire to say this about 5 million times
That's probably because you're easy \/
im not fat.. im husky
@5:26 Gee, I wonder why a girl would pass up on a catch like you. You seem like such a winner.
4:43 is that statistically factual?
like.... 90% of fatty's are "full blown"
only 10% are "slighty"
you were not first you dick fuck. get a life.
I love how fat people say they can lose weight, but ugly people will always be ugly. After most of them being a fatty for 80% of their lives, are they really going to put the fork down now?!
If your not first, your last.
Why does this have to be a chick? It's more likely a guy because a vag is a vag, as far as drunk one night stands go..
5:26 What do you call a bitter, entitled virgin? You.
10:32-I'd rather be fat for 80% then ugly for 100%.
Fuck fat people with an axe
I agree with Anonymous.
This is awesome. Fat people are gross get over it.
Also someone from Minneapolis has the right to say this because it's one of the fittest cities in the US. I love Minnesota.
All I'm going to say is I'd rather look at a fat girl then a fat guy. I mean, women's bodies are designed to handle excess weight better.
Dude, I don't care if your friend is the 700 lb virgin, that's just not something you say. Damn.
ahaahahahhah I just lol'd
10:32 I don't know, are you going to get a nose job and those teeth of yours fixed?
Wurd. Tell that fool
Sounds like 11:52 got her feelings hurt.......
6:09 I'm the gatekeeper and I'm kicking your ass after Gozer takes over.
1:32 YEEEAAH. And St Paul is one of the fattest. Popular twin ftw
I dunno... not fat but im definitally not thin. and I've always got the hottest guys going.
My skinny friends don't get it.
Anywho. funny text regardless. Just throwing in my personal experience with being there and doing that.
I feel like this was probably texted to a guy...reason being, there's almost always at least one guy at a bar that's into the bigger girls, there's not always gonna be at least one girl that's into fat guys
"fat chicks need lovin' too but they gotta pay" - Quagmire
Harsh but hilarious!
Sounds like someones bitter about getting shot down.
What attracts you to a girl or guy? Looks, then you get to know them, first physical, then emotional attraction
Minneapolis fucks. Only someone in Minneapolis would text a dumb fucking text like this
I hope crispy gets aids
Fat chicks have no standards. Look at all the ghetto fat White chicks with mixed kids... I bet she could bum you a Cools too.
The fatties are breeding out the normals b/c thier standards are so low. They need to raise them up and keep thier meat club legs shut for humanities sake before we all turn into diabetic, hear disease ridden jabba the hut mofos
You're both wrong, it's cushion!!!!! As in..."more cushion for the pushin.". Idiotas
Fat men arnt fat. Only fat chicks are fat.
Ps. Don't worry some dudes like more couchin for the pushin.
Haha. As Leslie Chow once said,"It's funny because he's fat!"
11:22 The only troll I see here is you.
5:26 here. I'm a master key;)
Hoggin is disgusting.
6:04 don't you mean wiener.
Look at you 6:04. Even you're making fun of fat people. You're trying to hide it by insulting me, but you're still using fat girl as a punching bag. So eat a dick hypocrite. I do just fine on the getting some department. Whether it's my personality or looks, I don't know, perhaps it's my honesty and wit. Something you seem to lack.
Lose weight fatties. Thers nothing wrong w you besides your lack of will power and trust me. No one likes looking at a fat woman.
Were no strangers to love
i must say, some people who are fat have legit medical reasons. depression, sickness, really bad genes. while most people can control it, some people can't. people deal with things in different ways--some people overeat, and others send douchebaggy messages like 'your standards are too high'. personally, i think what's worse for the environment are people who feel the need to assert themselves and their high superiority by crushing others. just sayin'
Sorry I'm fucked up right now. It's pronounced kus-in. If you don't know what I mean then ur retarded.
No one was debating that you puffy motherfucker
Hey, fat girls like to fuck too!! And some of us are worth it!!! At least that's what my hubby and my boy toy tell me....
Lol at 3:37! I feel the same way!
fyi, "fat" isnt determined by weight as in lbs, but by "BMI" which is the body mass index, which tell you body fat percentage
2:43, you're my hero.
Only someone in St Paul would be that shitty about this
I hate watching fat people in restaurants. Their lower halves look like a colonoscopy via chair, and their upper half is like watching someone trying to over-stuff a trash bag.
I'll bury 4:43 in a shithole
11:52. How is the truth as bad for the environment as over-consumption? Do you know what sustainability is? Do you know that most people don't live sustainably? Do you know the cost over-eating has on the enviroment? The trees that are cut down. The factories that are built. The animals that are slaughtered. The fuel that is used. Shipping costs. Health costs. Are you aware of how fucking stupid you are?
253. You are clearly fat. Shut up
Stop being rapacious
I'm assuming this is a guy's text. Sadly there are some really large guys out there who believe they are entitled to a supermodel girlfriend. If they're not willing to take care of themselves then why should they get someone who does?
Kush-in. That what I ment. Once again i'm pretty high so f u
I already have aids
Double standards are double standards for a reason. Same reason guys can have sex with whomever they want and girls can't. What do you call a key that opens more than one lock? Master key. What do you call a lock opened by more than one key? A shitty lock! Or in the case of a vagina, a whore!
Tuck in that gunt, slobbo!
Fat people suck and if you say you're thick/curvy/not skinny, then chances are you're a full blown fatty!
Even more ridiculous, fat people defending themselves by saying, "rather be fat than ugly" might as well say, "I'd rather be unwilling than incapable". You should be ashamed and embarrassed. "at least you could still lose weight" right? Then fucking do it, you disgusting trolls!
Fat people are repulsive.
I like a girl with some extra but when a girl could make a lifted truck look like a low rider and says I want a man with abs and is rich that is called Darwin's natural selection she will not bare any off spring lmao