please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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I wonder how many times Jessica Simpson got this text from her dad
my dad sends me friendly/awkward reminders, topped off with love dad. not necessarily fake. But flapping in the breeze is reaaally awkward.
Haha gotta live creepy dads
MY DAD says 'love dad' at the end of texts. That's not weird..
My dad says love dad, I think this funny!
Actually, I highly doubt his is fake....I get this speech frequently when borrowing my sister's clothes. Dang.
My sister complains all the time!
Hahaha only in new York would A dad send something like this. 585 representtt!
Actually I've gotten a text like this from my dad. So, I'm overruling those of you who called fake.
12:53 sorry you're a stumpy chick. I'm 6" and thin and I'm still a 38'DD. So fuck you bitchface.
i want them
Haha my dad always puts love dad at the end and starts out with my name like idk who I am or he is haha
6:41 your a conceited whore and a stupid "bitchface"
Yeas idk eat ur talking about. I'm 5'11" and a 32
Haha uh I'm 5'8 and a 34 soo idk what you're talking about??
Same exact text my dad sent me. Sisters a 32b I'm a 38DD lol
38? congrats, you're the fat sister.
Or she's tall. I've never seen someone over 5'8 be less than a thirty six. I have a friend who is a size 6 and she's a 38DD, she's 5'10
i have a feeling i'd be in love with your friend
I would only believe this if it actually contained pics of the boobs in questions
"Pics or it didn't happen"?
6:41 you're awesome, even just for saying bitchface haha
hellll yeah rochesterrrr
Why do you care if it's fake?
Some people care whether or not it is fake because this site is called "Texts From Last Night" not "Fabricated Texts From Last Night". And you people who get pissed off at the people saying fake are making it 100x worse so just let it go.
And those of you who reply are just as weiner-ific.
Word Rochester ny!
Hey 12:46 everybodys does fagtard
Damn I'd love to see that sister
If we were texting when I lived at home, I would have gotten this one! My dad made this request of me a time or two on my sister's behalf.
i'd love to see proof of this statement
Haha this sounds more like something my mother would say! Pretty funny
He probably left his daughter a handwritten note and thought it was soo funny she posted it as a txt on this sight and the team approved it.
2:28 u don't have to be fat to have boobs ima 34 ddd
fakety fake fake fake.
5:11 - You're fake. Also annoying.
It would be believeable if it didn't say "love dad."
Soooooo fake. Who's dad says "love dad" after a text? No ones
awww somebody's father doesn't love them
9:04...two points for captain obvious
helll yeah roc city
Well said 6:09
Haha this is basically the topic of conversation between my sister and I whenever I wear her shirts
BAHAHA XD This happens wit me an my cousin all the time
this has to be 100% real. Dad's are so like this. I would never borrow my sisters lame shirts though.
victor, ny representtttttttttttt
I would normally agree with 5:48 but this is so blatantly a fake. Nothing about this is legit.
I'm not gonna lie, if my dad sent me that text, I would feel weird
lmfaoooo my sisters both complain when i wear their shirts for this SAME reaonnnn!!!
This is sooo set up
Hahahahahah what???? "love dad" you'd think it'd be a boyfriend, not the dad. Hahha I like this one
Lol I get these all the time I'm a 34D and she's a 38B
9:56 hahaha. And ily roch<3
Incredibly fake and not funny