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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:56am

    I wonder how many times Jessica Simpson got this text from her dad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:36am

    my dad sends me friendly/awkward reminders, topped off with love dad. not necessarily fake. But flapping in the breeze is reaaally awkward.

  • Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 25, 10 at 10:05am

    Actually, I highly doubt his is fake....I get this speech frequently when borrowing my sister's clothes. Dang.

  • Submitted by jordancitaaaa on Feb 25, 10 at 9:37am

    Actually I've gotten a text like this from my dad. So, I'm overruling those of you who called fake.

  • Submitted by anon_y_mas on Feb 25, 10 at 1:23pm

    Haha gotta live creepy dads

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:47am

    Pretty freaky!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:03am

    Creepy...

  • Submitted by mattyaw on Feb 25, 10 at 5:14am

    I would only believe this if it actually contained pics of the boobs in questions

    • 98 72
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 25, 10 at 2:02pm

      "Pics or it didn't happen"?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:50am

    Joe Simpson???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:50am

    Joe Simpson???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 1:26pm

    MY DAD says 'love dad' at the end of texts. That's not weird..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:55am

    Haha my dad always puts love dad at the end and starts out with my name like idk who I am or he is haha

  • 92 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:29pm

    My dad says love dad, I think this funny!

  • 90 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 6:41am

    12:53 sorry you're a stumpy chick. I'm 6" and thin and I'm still a 38'DD. So fuck you bitchface.

    • 65 84
      Submitted by Rich_G on Mar 26, 10 at 6:35pm

      i want them

  • 77 52
    Submitted by ilovepussy on Mar 1, 11 at 5:40pm

    My sister complains all the time!

  • 93 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:23am

    Yeas idk eat ur talking about. I'm 5'11" and a 32

  • 97 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:15am

    lmfaoooo my sisters both complain when i wear their shirts for this SAME reaonnnn!!!

  • 80 66
    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 11, 11 at 8:40pm

    this has to be 100% real. Dad's are so like this. I would never borrow my sisters lame shirts though.

  • 90 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:19pm

    hellll yeah rochesterrrr

  • 81 69
    Submitted by kaceycake on Jun 4, 10 at 10:47pm

    Hahaha only in new York would A dad send something like this. 585 representtt!

  • 83 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:20pm

    helll yeah roc city

  • 90 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:47pm

    6:41 your a conceited whore and a stupid "bitchface"

  • 83 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:29am

    Damn I'd love to see that sister

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:36am

    Same exact text my dad sent me. Sisters a 32b I'm a 38DD lol

    • 87 81
      Submitted by Anonymousssss on Feb 25, 10 at 2:28pm

      38? congrats, you're the fat sister.

      • Submitted by beaver on Feb 25, 10 at 5:02pm

        llllooollll

      • 78 99
        Submitted by Tabiri on Feb 26, 10 at 12:33am

        Or she's tall. I've never seen someone over 5'8 be less than a thirty six. I have a friend who is a size 6 and she's a 38DD, she's 5'10

        • 66 80
          Submitted by Rich_G on Mar 26, 10 at 6:34pm

          i have a feeling i'd be in love with your friend

  • 82 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:10am

    Lmfao

  • 91 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:38pm

    He probably left his daughter a handwritten note and thought it was soo funny she posted it as a txt on this sight and the team approved it.

  • 92 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:40am

    Why do you care if it's fake?

    • 92 96
      Submitted by AnonymousTaint on Feb 25, 10 at 7:56am

      Some people care whether or not it is fake because this site is called "Texts From Last Night" not "Fabricated Texts From Last Night". And you people who get pissed off at the people saying fake are making it 100x worse so just let it go.

      • 94 93
        Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 25, 10 at 10:06am

        And those of you who reply are just as weiner-ific.

  • 84 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 11:27am

    6:41 you're awesome, even just for saying bitchface haha

  • 85 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:39am

    DCM

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 3:59pm

    2:28 u don't have to be fat to have boobs ima 34 ddd

  • 73 59
    Submitted by Ryann on Aug 18, 10 at 2:50am

    Haha this sounds more like something my mother would say! Pretty funny

  • 90 94
    Submitted by bludrim007 on Feb 25, 10 at 7:33am

    fakety fake fake fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:11am

    Fake. Annoying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:46pm

    Soooooo fake. Who's dad says "love dad" after a text? No ones

    • 74 65
      Submitted by wigz67 on Apr 22, 11 at 9:51am

      awww somebody's father doesn't love them

  • 86 92
    Submitted by erickajo on Feb 25, 10 at 8:26am

    If we were texting when I lived at home, I would have gotten this one! My dad made this request of me a time or two on my sister's behalf.

    • 81 76
      Submitted by Rich_G on Feb 25, 10 at 3:46pm

      i'd love to see proof of this statement

  • 81 83
    Submitted by allisonk on Mar 7, 10 at 5:04am

    victor, ny representtttttttttttt

  • Submitted by Jeg_Elsker_Dig on Feb 25, 10 at 5:06pm

    I'm not gonna lie, if my dad sent me that text, I would feel weird

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:41am

    9:04...two points for captain obvious

  • 83 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:07pm

    Akword

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:46pm

    Awkward

  • 80 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:02am

    I would normally agree with 5:48 but this is so blatantly a fake. Nothing about this is legit.

  • 81 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:53am

    Haha uh I'm 5'8 and a 34 soo idk what you're talking about??

  • 68 68
    Submitted by loserllamalick on Sep 5, 10 at 11:38am

    585 woot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:13am

    Word Rochester ny!

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:48am

    5:11 - You're fake. Also annoying. 5:07

  • 82 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:27am

    hahahahahha awesome.

  • 81 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 12:14pm

    Haha this is basically the topic of conversation between my sister and I whenever I wear her shirts

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:08pm

    Hey 12:46 everybodys does fagtard

  • 73 85
    Submitted by korn72 on Feb 25, 10 at 6:37am

    Well said 6:09

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:09am

    It would be believeable if it didn't say "love dad."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 9:04am

    Hahahahahah what???? "love dad" you'd think it'd be a boyfriend, not the dad. Hahha I like this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:08am

    Incredibly fake and not funny

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Kender on Jan 24, 11 at 1:49pm

    BAHAHA XD This happens wit me an my cousin all the time

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:27pm

    This is sooo set up

  • 62 84
    Submitted by kaylamarkie on Jun 20, 10 at 9:53pm

    Lol I get these all the time I'm a 34D and she's a 38B

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 5:07am

    Fake

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 12:38am

    9:56 hahaha. And ily roch<3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 6:56am

    Fake