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    Submitted by jessvelliodis on Dec 27, 10 at 12:46pm

    One tequila two tequila three tequila FLOOR!

  • 85 91
    Submitted by Naim on Dec 27, 10 at 6:27am

    /clap @ dontfuckwithme for the BttF reference. And besides when u get 2 40s and a handle as your first 3 gifts on Xmas day, u remember y u come home for the holidays

  • 74 92
    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 27, 10 at 1:20am

    A true alcoholic time machine would mean that you'd never need to buy booze. Perfection

  • 67 83
    Submitted by SGT11B on Dec 26, 10 at 10:06pm

    What a great idea\nAnybody working on it?

  • 70 92
    Submitted by dontfuckwithme on Dec 26, 10 at 12:26pm

    "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit"

  • Submitted by MeOlly on Dec 26, 10 at 11:09pm

    I just want a time machine....

  • 58 87
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 26, 10 at 12:44pm

    Just drunk enough to blackout and New Year's Eve is here in no time!

  • Submitted by deform on Dec 27, 10 at 11:40am

    It exists! It's called "tequila"...

  • Submitted by jaytkabb on Dec 26, 10 at 11:20pm

    Alcohol IS a time machine.