he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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One of whats? Nobody adds years to your life from having sex. This text is dumb. This site is lame these days.
I have found that guy.
sounds like a mercy fuck to me
Who would let a guy like this GO??!
I want to be that guy.
youre all liars... you didnt sleep with god... youre not gonna live any longer..
theyre talking about me. CALL ME LADIES!
11:51 im sure there is only one guy in Conn. that has a big dick and knows how to use it...
oh i used to sleep with a guy like that..
what i wouldn't do to have those days back...
im in 203 and i definitely know who ur talking about. i agree. long live me.
I want to find that guy.
I had one of those. God how I miss that.
Children please. stop talking about me. is flattering but for real. cut it out. am 'I' a god in bed?
11:52 if it were dudes god would be taking years off their lives duh!
does no one understand sarcasm?
I had one like this. He was crazy. *sigh* So sad, such a waste.
Oh fuck I know exactly what that is like. The guy I've been hooking up with is that kinda earth shattering lay every damn time. Just thinking about it is getting me aroused. At this rate I'm going to be the next Methuselah.
dangg...who ever this, hit me upp.
I know a couple guys like that
Sounds like something from the movie Wedding Date.
Actually, considering the healthy side effects of really good sex, adding years is quite possible.
take that back 11:52
2:07 agreed..seems like the guys like are crazy..had one,NUTS..they cant have it all
every time you have sex without him a puppy dies...
I know a guy like that in the 508 area
yup... had one of those
DEEZ nuts! Splooge-a-saurus Rex!
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