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    Submitted by JSleazy15 on Jul 13, 11 at 2:51pm

    I would have just told the real version since they wouldn't have believed it anyways. Regardless, they'll think you're being abused.

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    Submitted by e3super on Jul 13, 11 at 2:43pm

    Hit by a car again?

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    Submitted by stayclassyphx on Jul 13, 11 at 4:46pm

    Buy unemployed people can break their faces however the fuck they want!

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    Submitted by jltc on Jul 13, 11 at 3:29pm

    That's awful. Just tell the truth. NOBODY is too dignified for piggyback rides. Honestly I'd think more of you for it. And abuse is bad.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 13, 11 at 7:27pm

    Yeah, leading people on you are in an abusive relationship is really poor. And makes women in those situations seem like a joke.

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    Submitted by 1happy_hobo on Jul 13, 11 at 11:09pm

    dude, employed people can break their faces anytime!!! hey there sick day!!