The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
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This is what's wrong with people. Men aren't allowed to cry in public and when they do, they get ridiculed. It takes bigger balls to cry in public than to act manly. I give kudos to this guy.
All the fake ass ladies here telling you how sweet and cute they think it is would really laugh in your face and call you a pussy if they were with you when you started to cry like a bitch in public. Behind closed doors, it may get you some, but in public they would ridicule the shit out of you.
Crying about a dog = good to go.
Now, if you were watching "The Notebook" and cried--then I might question your manhood. LOLL
as a chick, i have to say i get a little weirded out when i see men cry. i guess if i'm crying too i;ll overlook it, and marley and me came preeetty close to making me cry, but if a guy is crying at, like, an awards ceremony or while watching an avril lavigne music video (and i have witnessed both) there is just...
there is just no excuse.
2:12 give him something shiny you will be right back in his good graces
-i have no soul
i was seriously sitting behind this guy on the plane. what a tool.
11:28 only if they are tears of JOY......
(to clarify) not at William Wallace's gruesome death but at the sheer size of his BALLS
Well I'm having trouble believing you now but if you were both 4:16 and 4:42 you're on a role, keep it up.
Okay. You got me...I was being nice. The original text isn't really funny at all.
best text ever. that's hilarous.
I messed up on my 2:54 post.....I meant to reference the 2:39pm post.
12:36 It's an anonymous board and there's been a ton of bitch talk here already, fire away madam.
that movie was sad as hell. i hate animals and i balled my eyes out.
I saw that movie like 6 months after putting my dog down. I didn't cry or anything, but it depressed the hell out of me.
I don't blame you, dude. That movie blind-sighted the hell out of you with the last 20 minutes.
said the woman that probably only sleeps with men who only act like macho jackoffs in PUBLIC
1) all you women will leave his sensative ass within a month because he is too much like your friend. (dont you fuckin lie)
2) this is a fucking joke
3) none of you douches are going to hook up with a chick on an anonymus board
4) it is not ok to cry at a MOVIE of someone elses dog dying
5) this is how men act we bag on each other
now lighten up because it is meant to be humorous not all serious
I cried and yeah some people have slightly more intense emotions lol people are so understandable
I might be a little embarassed for the guy crying, but as a woman I think it's nice to know a guy has a heart! All guys that are afraid to cry and bag on guys who do are just WAY too cool for me
someone needs to clan the sand out of his mangina...man law dictates that you are only alowed to cry when
1. you get blasted in the bean-bag
2. your an 8 year old watching Old Yellow.
3. corvette, f-50, etc, gets wrecked (this law doesn't apply if you did somthing stupid and wrecked it yourself)
Yeah it makes you more manly to cry, that makes sense. Like it makes a woman more feminine to body build and get into fist fights. Fuck off.
Old Yeller and Where the Red Fern Grows were great movies about dogs that required a tear at the end because they were good dogs.
Marley and Me, on the other hand, was about a dog that was nothing but a menace that fucked shit up and I had no remorse for it when it died!
i think it's sweet !
that shit made me cry too.....ROFLMAO
Couldn't agree more 2:19...ladies who posted responses...gimme a call ;)
anyone who is calling this guy a pussy has not seen the movie. sad as fuck.
furthermore, the only women who think less of a guy who did this are the sluts that you dbags bang.
All the hard-ass gangsters out there need to stop frontin'.
i think this guy was on my flight home from cali on monday cuz i heard a guy crying on the plane and marley and me was playing and i do recall seeing someone with a do rag and an few hot chicks on the plane
If you didn't cry while watching old yeller, marley and me, or Lady and the tramp (when trusty the hound dog gets hit by the wagon carrying Tramp to the pound), you don't have a soul.
It's definitely ok! Are you single?
You're right, I don't have this made up thing, "a soul". Ladies really do need to lighten up here. It's pretty pathetic for a so called man to cry at make believe movie drama. As for the shallow girl who said they would screw the guy because he cried, I'll shed a tear if it will get me some gooshy.
wow 1:09, crying is ok sometimes for guys, but you're just a pussy.
i think im in love
i was also stuck in a middle seat in an airplane watching marley and me
i also shed a few tears.
where have you been all my life?
I think 4:02 did, yeah. He was talking about how he cries a lot and that women like him cause he cries. He then called himself a warrior and it pissed off 4:09. Just read the previous texts. You'll figure it out.
lmao i had sex during this movie
Guy here. 5 movies I either fought like hell to hold back tears or shed one or two.
1. Rudy (finally gets on the field-happy tear)
2. Braveheart (Freeeedddoooommmm!!!!)
3. Crash (think the cute little hispanic girl gets shot)
4. Click (Adam Sandler is dying in the parking lot and says family is most important)
5. Marley and Me
it was just a movie!!! and a pretty stupid one at that.
You called yourself a warrior in your "trying to hard to sound manly even though I cry at Disney calibur movies" post at 2:39PM. That's what I was reffering to. Sissy.
Im crying for absolutely no reason while typing this.....
Ok, now that thats out of the way, who wants to make fuck?
One at a time ladies, one at a time... lol
The number of hard-acting adolescents on here is amazing: "I never cry cuz I'm tough! Dogs are dumb! You're a pussy! I'm 15 on an anonymous message board talking shit!"
Please. I am a dog lover, cried when I was burying my last one, and would bitch-slap 3/4 of you soul-less douchebags. The turkey slap the remaining 1/4. In front of your girlfriends. FYI: Girls, no fuck that, women, love men who are real. Acting like you are a real life version of a chuck norris fact is not fooling anyone.
wow....very well said 2:39
THIS is excellent stuff. Oh man, I'm crying from laughing. Gooooooood one.
I didn't just cry to that movie, I sobbed.....in the movie theatre. I got out and this girl that I haven't seen in 10 years that I used to babysit asked me if I was okay.....WOW! It's okay to be an animal lover...I'm sticking to this story.
fucking agreed...only i was on my couch, high, with my roommate, and my dog...
I don't know. I don't think that any man can be blamed for cranking out a tear or two while watching Braveheart
12:22 you are awesome
dude, same fucking thing happened to me flying to CA last month
139 you are a man amongst boys I salute you sir
So what if I wear a do-rag?
Doesn't make me a mean guy...
crying is induced by a feeling of helplessness. the dude was probably thinking of the impending death of his own dog (it's going to die someday whether he likes it or not) and maybe even the effect such an incident would have on his children and loved ones. although a man shouldn't cry in public on most occasions, holding his emotions back because he is INSECURE is far worse than letting a couple tears out.
this is one of the best texts I've seen on here. I seriously lolled.
or if you are an eyewitness to a horrible accident where a beer delivery truck was involved...........
the only movies that EVER made me cry
1. finding neverland
2. a little princess
and 546, really? Click?
PS. I'm a girl.
i fell asleep during marley and me.
I recently took a flight back home after visiting my girlfriend in another country. I watched this movie, I didn't cry, but I came damn close to it (eyes were watering). I blame the fact that I had to leave my beautiful Asian girlfriend to go back to work. <--that's worth crying about.
4:33 jerks off while watching "The ultimate fighter" on spike. Bets, anyone?
16-2 is my amateur record, I'm not pro. It's by no means unbelievable. You've obviously never seen MMA, no pinning occurs dipshit. And how could I be a wannabe if I'm actually doing it. As for the "16 guys cocks in your 2 holes" thing, I didn't ask for the title of your most recent home movie dude, keep that shit to yourself. So fuck yourself and then cry about it Stacey. You're a punk.
The "Man-Card Return Desk" is through the door and to your left. They're expecting you.
Awww, I saw that on a plane too and cried. This sweet little girl next to me kept patting my arm saying "it's okay," sooo funny!
4:41 here thanks......i was also 4:16
Ain't nobody acting like chuck norris here cupcake. I'm not 15, I'm 27, and I walk through guys like you on a bi-monthly basis. It's called MMA sweetheart. I'm 16-2 and if you were my next opponent, I'd be a CERTAIN 17-2. If you are in the 248 I'll prove it to you sugar.
agree with the second 11:48AM
it's natural for human beings to cry,
there's no shame to it.
Quite possibley the gayest thread ever. MMA, Owen Wilson, and a dick measuring contest. Wow.
We're both 4:09. More than one post can happen in a given minuet dipshit. Go back and look for yourself.
Once again, if you're a guy and you cry at any movie you're a pussy IMO. And no, crying due to make believe things doesn't make you a "real man", it makes you a terd. Anonymous board or not, I'm ragging on you crying little bitches.
ok i'm a woman and while a man crying can be sexy... a man crying at a chick flick of someone elses dog dying would not be sweet. Trust me there were men crying in the theater when i saw it... we all judged them a little (and laughed about it later). You can try to pretend that you would be attracted to these guys but no ones buying it
I think it's sweet. Girls dig a guy with a sensitive side!
It's funny.., my fiance and I were watching Braveheart the other night and he was totally blinking away tears.
Oh, the visual...it's perfect
No one should pay you for your own douchey-ness. Grow some balls and quit crying. The only time male crying is allowed or accepted is if you lose a testicle violently.
^5 to bein a bitch ass pussy in public~ Ur lucky the dude with the rag didnt beat ur ass LOL
awwww poor thing. It's a sad movie, it's ok sweetie.
ahah amazing human being
wow 3:07 you're just a bitch :)
psh i know so many people including men who cried during marley & me...wtf people have a heart!
24 year old male here...I cried my eyes out during that movie...and plenty of others. Pursuit of Happyness...Marley and Me....Turner and Hooch....PS I Love You...just to name a few. No shame in it if you ask me...hilarious text though. I could def be that guy on the plane.
All the 'badass' men on here declaring they wouldn't shed tears? Soldiers cry for many reasons (good ones!!) and they are waaaay tougher than you douche bags.
that was the inflight movie for me not long ago too. I wasn't even watching it, i just kept glancing up every half hour or so and it STILL made me cry. stupid movies, the dog always dies!
Fuck 2:39PM. He is def not a alpha male. He's a crying douchebag.
And 4:09PM MMA is awesome but nobody cares that you do it. We're not impressed.
I kill dogs everyday. like at least 30 of 'em and I cry almost every time.....
I cried on the plane too! ...stupid airlines, that was the saddest movie ever
Wow why is everyone defending this guy he's a Pansy and probly terrible in bed. Shure it was a sad movie but it was just a movie. Grow a pair
hey, once you own a dog, that shit gets you....
hey, that was a sad movie. i almost cried and i didn't cry when i broke up with my boyfriend of a year and a half.
hahahahahaha wow, mister mma needs to chill the fuck out, no one cares, and as far as movies that make the man cry...gotta put braveheart up there, id say saving private ryan, those two are definitely up tehre
did someone ask for 4:09's resume???
i saw that movie. it took every ounce of manpower i had not to cry
oh ladies lighten up......its what men do.....we bag on each other.....way better than the shit talk i have heard from chicks about their "best friends" and the original poster told someone this knowing full well he would be bagged on
People who follow societal gender laws are way less brave and manly than the guy who cried at the movie. I would've thought it was sweet. and @ (the first) 1148--how do you know? Do you know all the women in the world? Or are you just making a blanket statement based on a few bad experiences? I can honestly say that I am in fact a woman, and therefore more knowledgeable on the subject of what women do than you, and I would've thought it was sweet, in public or not.
yea I will go for a class action suit... try being the only non Indian on a flight to India and sobbing. The flight attendants are not as nice as you would think.
So many pussies trying to impress faceless women on this thread. And something tells me I could easily walk through the "warrior" in 2:39PMs post. What a bitch.
that's so cute, that movie was really sad
you cant do this, sorry you cant. you can cry at braveheart and thats it. or death of wife or child. other than that sorry, you cant do it.
well im ruined now that i have associated myself with 4:41
wow 402 real men also have this thing called a sense of humor.
apparently you are still really upset about your dog.....would you like a hug????
Well 4:16 was way better than 4:41. Should've quit while you were ahead.
ok 4:24 i'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit because IM 4:09 and i was being sarcastic.
while i didnt actually cry, i came pretty damn close. and why should i be afraid to say it here? this is all totally anonymous, i could say that i have 12 vaginas in each armpit and a secret passion for heath ledger in makeup, and why the fuck would it matter?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHH!!! that literally made me laugh out loud for a good 2minutes!
11:54, thank you. :)
12:28, anything that gets you in the heart, male or female, is a valid reason for tears, whether real life or on a screen. Death should be one of those things.
That shit made me cry on the plane too! I hadn't seen my family in half a year and was chill with that, saw the movie, cried like a baby when I realized how much I missed my dog.
4:41-Good try but you just aren't the least bit funny
8 inches........oh shit my bad i thought this was the dick measuring contest
I am 4:09 and your post is still funny to me. Good stuff.
From the previews I thought Marley & Me was some stupid kids movie. Then I watched it on tv and cried all night. \nAnd I thought it was sweet when my boyfriend cried over the death of his dog.
What do you mean NOW? I've been doing it since 2001. And fuck affliction.
Awwwww. I would so do this guy right now. (and I'm a woman) GUYS: this is sexy, and it's not being a pussy. Acting like a macho jackoff on an anonymous message board is stupid and is the reason you can't get laid!
I cried on the airplane during Marley & Me too....it was really embarassing even though I'm a girl :P
calm down 4:09 the glitter beads are popping off of your Affliction Shirt
Yah EVERYBODY is MMA now. Thats the "IN" thing.
Obviously most of the posters haven't watched or read Marley and Me.
Hey, everyone, look how big my balls are because I can rag on other guys in an anonymous forum!
marley and me made me cry. but it was more becasue of jen aniston's lack of acting chops and the thought that i wasted $11.50 on a fucking movie, $5 on a drink, and $infinity on losing my soul due to jen aniston's lack of acting chops.
omg 7:21 a little princess gets me EVERY time....
nope, I would've thought it was sweet. I haven't seen the movie, but did read the book. At the end, I bawled my eyes out. I always think guys who love pets enough to cry about them are sexy :)
4:26 - Agreed: Owen Wilson sucks camel dick. And looks like one kicked him in the nose while he was doing it.
ahahaa!!! that made me laugh
What funny text? I'm here to read these clowns talk about how crying is attractive and it's way funnier the text itself.
12:34 My manlyness wont allow me to say the things to you that I want to........they are all good but too fem for a public forum
I was 139 and I showed this text to a mentally handicapped kid who USED to idolize me and works at a radio station with me. now he thinks i kill dogs for fun and is avoiding me. win?
aaaaaaand now i don't have to see the movie!
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! soooo funny!!!!!!!!!
To everyone else, just shut up already! does it really fucking matter? no one fits the norms 100%
Quick, someone open the vent! The testosterone in here is choking me!
4:44 - I was being serious......
I would have been so touched that I would have wanted to make out with you right then and there, and I'm a cute girl who's a little shallow :-/
braveheart is worth a tear from anyone. this dude needs to change his tampon.
It's based on what happened to the Author's dog and his life... it's non-fiction, boys. If a man cries because his dog dies or his sister or whoever dies? He has a heart, he feels. He isn't cold. And that's very sexy. Grow some balls and deal with it, buddy. Let go of the stereotypes that have been forced upon you. REAL men DO cry sometimes. You're human, it's life.
I for one respect MMA guys. Have you ever tried doing any of that stuff? You gotta be in great shape and be very athletic.
aaaaaand the TFLN chauvanistic toolbags are really making themselves known in this post...to you I say this: the lady doth protest to much.
Jesus, he cried a bit. It didn't say that he bawled like a baby and used the do-rag as a hankie
2:29pm, you speak true. All REAL males would do well to read, heed and abide.
I'm with you. I hate the people that made that movie!!! They ruined an entire day of my life!
aaaaaaaahahaha i love it!
shit i meant i was 4:42 not the unfunny 4:41
dear jesuss that movie was so good and the book too, xtra nerd pts, heart luke wilson
that sounds like win for everyone who saw you
I would have cried too, but only at my inability to escape from the tacky unimaginative and overly sentimental crap that airlines force you to watch because really, wtf else are you going to do. Fucking pet movies...
Oh good god...can't you people just laugh at a marginally funny text and move on? Seriously? MMA records and some psychobabble about crying and insecurity? Seriously?