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  • first offf. awsome response. 2nd. im pretty sure its "hello" =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:43pm
  • 1:11, youre an idiot. the first text means nothing the person was just too wasted. the funny part is the response text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:31pm
  • hahahahahhaha my friend does the same exact thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Haha us silly NJ people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:08pm
  • 11:16 and 11:56, go fuck your mothers, thats hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:07pm
  • I want to have a friend like this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:35am
  • are people retarded? the text may not even mean anything but drunken fingers hitting random keys the guys joke is the funny part not the first texts you idiots... i feel bad for the people saying its not funny cause they clearly don't get the joke and look stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:10pm
  • Blue Law (n.) a statute regulating work on Sundays There is nothing else on the English language that fills in the blanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:41am
  • very funny. sad that people aren't smart enough to recognize the humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:20pm
  • People who don't think this is funny obviously have not evolved past toilet humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:36pm
  • this one is hillarious. great response

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:53pm
  • my response to drunk unintelligible texts now

    Submitted by buck06 on Nov 7, 11 at 7:24pm
  • it's when the joke has to actually be explained, is when all humour is taken out of it. thanks to all you retards for not getting it, hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:38pm
  • i'm shocked at how many people on here don't understand that, 1:31. wait, no. no, i'm not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:38pm
  • 1:31 & 1:28, now that you eplained it all, it is hilarious. Its still retarded, Douchebag!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:20pm
  • bl l w. if you switch it to bl w l...then i would call it bud light with lime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:32pm
  • awesome text!! a true blue tfln, yay!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:34am
  • love the response so funny :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:30pm
  • could have been going for 'blow me' or something, but horribly messed it up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:17pm
  • 12:18 urban dictionary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:31pm
  • I don't get it

    Submitted by girrr453 on Sep 26, 10 at 11:21pm
  • Best text I've read all day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Haha that's cute XD

    Submitted by JockeyGirl on Mar 29, 10 at 7:04am
  • This really isnt funny at all, you have down syndrome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:56am
  • Text: Win 11:16: Fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:25am
  • This is quite hilarious. I love the responses that make it perfect(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:52am
  • ^^^ i guess i am too bc im confused

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:40am
  • Haha, people not getting this have apparently never gotten smashed and tried to text people. Or been on the receiving end of a smashed text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:52am
  • Funniest one I've seen in a while. (201) wins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:13pm
  • 11:44 i totally agree. these people must be jehovah's witnesses or something. then they wouldnt ever get drunk and try to test, know any drunk people, or watch TV so they don't know what wheel of fortune is. what a horrible life to live that way...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:08pm
  • this is the most glorious tfln ive ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:22pm
  • i must be mildly retarded-- can someone fill in the blanks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:37am
  • blOw!! must've pressed 5 instead of 6 on the third letter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Man, whoever the second texter is, call me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:46am
  • Not one person on here even knows what the first text says. Guaranteed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:18pm
  • bl l w = blacklight low wattage? Raver emergency!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:52pm
  • 12:18 guaranteed. Which for the 11:16s out there is WHY these texts ARE so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:35pm
  • its not funny cuz it doesnt make sense regardless and jersey smells like anus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:00pm
  • "bl | w" I'm going for "black or white" since " | " means or in logic...or this fucker was simply wasted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:24pm
  • 11:16 shouldn't you be joining a cult? They generally don't have senses of humor, so you'd fit right in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:44am
  • This is so funny I cried.

    Submitted by iamabanana on Sep 23, 10 at 10:18pm
  • this is why i have to stop reading these at work... i laugh too damn hard and my boss will start to suspect my slacking-offness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:27pm
  • This is funny. Like actually laugh out loud funny. Anybody who doesn't think so must not get the reference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:08pm
  • hey 11:16 you must be really uninteresting or half retarded if you don't think that Wheel of Fortune reference is not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:56am
  • wheel watchers!! woot woot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:56pm
  • fart jokes are always funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:38pm
  • 12:07 you're a smelly douchebaguette

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:10pm
  • This is not even close to funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:16am
  • I was thinking along the lines of 12:32. Bud light lime Wins or something like that. couldnt figure out the W. and if he's drunk, it should probabaly have to do with alcohol. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:43pm
  • hahah great response!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:31am
  • it's a riot 11.16, you're just not taking the right drugs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:22am
  • "Anonymous said... This is not even close to funny July 14, 2009 11:16AM" what are you....a robot? blue law is a crime against humanity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:04pm
  • whoever 201 is, i love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Hahaha, this person's my hero!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:12am
  • best response ever, hahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:27am
  • 7:00 even though jersey DOES smell like anus, it is funny high-five 7:10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Not funny, you're a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:06pm
  • AHAHHAHAHA. this ones great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:28am
  • LOL, this was great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:07pm
  • What's this mean?

    Submitted by baseballisgay on May 4, 10 at 10:41pm
  • I would imagine rather than blanks they're just the wrongs keys pressed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:52am
  • That made my morning. Go NJ!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:21am
  • wait, theres humor on this sight? *gasp!*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:27pm