While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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Wait til it happens to you!!
What a slut
She shoulda been so crazy she couldn't answer the phone while fucking you. She was probably wondering about the ceiling color and then the phone rang so she picked it up cuz she was so bored....
Now you're stuck with this whore.
This... Is... Epic...
Its not completely cheating, she broke up with him before they were done. So I say win.
I'm callin bullshit on this txt
you could probably call bullshit on 99% of the texts on here
Bitch is a whore and cheater, whoever she dumped is better off.
Yes. I don't care if it's real or not. Yes.
Nail and bail
Fake. I'm also calling this one bullshit
Good job bro
Nobody wins. No one answers a phone if the sex is great, she'll tell her friends he's a lame fuck.
NJ is just that classy.
hahahaha bullshit this kids a king ha
Wow WTF that happened to me like 2 months ago!!
Who called this a bad night?
lolololol whatta hoe
Clearly a set-up. She had it all planned out ahead of time, and this just happened to be the lucky guy...revenge sex, most likely. Sorry to break it to whoever wrote this, but you are delusional! Dumping her boyfriend had nothing to do with you. Also, if I was a guy, I'd be WAY to embarrassed to ever even ADMIT a girl answered the phone during sex! How bad at sex are you, that a PHONE CALL is more enticing/interesting to the other person!? Think about it!
sounds like every slut that grows into being the spinster crazy cat lady
Hoe fa sho!
I feel like this is cool yet I would be pisssssed
Lol this guy thinks she'll never leave him cuz he's good \nBut she'll prolly leave him the same way she left the one guy
Wow. No wonder our world us turning to shot with so many whores and fucked up people out there like this whore!!
love this one\nC:
lmao, she probably does it to all her boyfriends..
Homewrecker. The dude, not the girl. :P
this girls a biatch to be dumping her boyfriend for her dad...
totally made up
People who call bs need to realize just how stupid some people are. Nothing is impossible!!!
Harsh. But. Epic.
It could be true, I know a girl who's done this before. And yes, she was a slut.
ah!!!! that sucks!!!
this guy is awesome true or fake awesome, and I doubt he's gonna make this bitch his girl prob just a booty call!
No doubt in my mind royal sluttttt
I bet I can do better than you
hahaha wow, 908 represent <3
Definitly gotta meet that bitch......
Serves u right
hahaha. this is so great! xD
that's awesome. it's not your fault for fucking her, it's her fault for going home with you in the first place. this one's on her
2nd. Fuck biznatches
You are the man. *Virtual Handshake*