While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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Wait til it happens to you!!
What a slut
She shoulda been so crazy she couldn't answer the phone while fucking you. She was probably wondering about the ceiling color and then the phone rang so she picked it up cuz she was so bored....
Now you're stuck with this whore.
This... Is... Epic...
Its not completely cheating, she broke up with him before they were done. So I say win.
I'm callin bullshit on this txt
you could probably call bullshit on 99% of the texts on here
Yes. I don't care if it's real or not. Yes.
Nail and bail
Bitch is a whore and cheater, whoever she dumped is better off.
Good job bro
Fake. I'm also calling this one bullshit
Nobody wins. No one answers a phone if the sex is great, she'll tell her friends he's a lame fuck.
NJ is just that classy.
hahahaha bullshit this kids a king ha
Wow WTF that happened to me like 2 months ago!!
Who called this a bad night?
Clearly a set-up. She had it all planned out ahead of time, and this just happened to be the lucky guy...revenge sex, most likely. Sorry to break it to whoever wrote this, but you are delusional! Dumping her boyfriend had nothing to do with you. Also, if I was a guy, I'd be WAY to embarrassed to ever even ADMIT a girl answered the phone during sex! How bad at sex are you, that a PHONE CALL is more enticing/interesting to the other person!? Think about it!
love this one\nC:
lolololol whatta hoe
I feel like this is cool yet I would be pisssssed
sounds like every slut that grows into being the spinster crazy cat lady
lmao, she probably does it to all her boyfriends..
Hoe fa sho!
Lol this guy thinks she'll never leave him cuz he's good \nBut she'll prolly leave him the same way she left the one guy
Wow. No wonder our world us turning to shot with so many whores and fucked up people out there like this whore!!
People who call bs need to realize just how stupid some people are. Nothing is impossible!!!
hahaha wow, 908 represent <3
this girls a biatch to be dumping her boyfriend for her dad...
Homewrecker. The dude, not the girl. :P
No doubt in my mind royal sluttttt
ah!!!! that sucks!!!
It could be true, I know a girl who's done this before. And yes, she was a slut.
totally made up
I bet I can do better than you
this guy is awesome true or fake awesome, and I doubt he's gonna make this bitch his girl prob just a booty call!
Harsh. But. Epic.
hahaha. this is so great! xD
Definitly gotta meet that bitch......
that's awesome. it's not your fault for fucking her, it's her fault for going home with you in the first place. this one's on her
Serves u right
You are the man. *Virtual Handshake*
2nd. Fuck biznatches