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  • For those confused, breaking the seal means pissing for the first time once drunk, for some reason one does not get the strong and recurring urge to urinate that is associated with intoxication until after for using the bathroom for the first time. For this reason people try to hold it as long as possible to avoid "breaking the seal" just one of many retarded and potentially harmful/unhealthy things associated with drinking culture. Smoke weed everyday

    Submitted by PerfectHaze on Oct 26, 10 at 10:17pm
  • too bad college never taught you that breaking the seal is a myth, and you really just naturally have to pee more as your BAC goes up because your body loses its ability to retain water.\n\nboom roasted

    Submitted by holybejeebus on Oct 27, 10 at 12:03am
  • Breaking the seal can be a bitch.

    Submitted by lolly61191 on Oct 26, 10 at 4:51pm
  • Because a small bladder sucks even while sober

    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Oct 26, 10 at 6:01pm
  • Breaking the seal has led to many parking lot pees on the way home from parties. You think you can hold it, but you are so, so wrong.

    Submitted by GABAleta on Oct 27, 10 at 12:29am
  • "The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes"

    Submitted by lolly61191 on Oct 26, 10 at 9:36pm
  • I don't get it. Break what seal?

    Submitted by blondie_07 on Oct 26, 10 at 7:57pm
  • Yeaaaaahhh Madison!

    Submitted by SparklElle on Oct 27, 10 at 1:44am
  • Haha.. Oh Madison. How many parking lots of yours have I had to drunkenly pee in?

    Submitted by pey0te on Oct 27, 10 at 10:13am
  • Why you ask? Because tour a dumbass.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 27, 10 at 8:31am
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    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 27, 10 at 1:16am
  • PerfectHaze Thank you for explaining tht i love u

    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Oct 26, 10 at 11:23pm
  • Yay 1203 for the office reference!

    Submitted by drsxo05 on Apr 22, 11 at 1:23am
  • I don't get it...

    Submitted by hillarybean on Oct 26, 10 at 8:22pm
  • I'll take the BJ but I ain't givin one

    Submitted by boatsnhoesfasho on Oct 26, 10 at 8:17pm
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    Submitted by cond0m5 on Oct 27, 10 at 3:59am
  • i need my big cock suck so bad I will suck one just to get suck

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 26, 10 at 5:27pm