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  • Submitted by PerfectHaze on Oct 26, 10 at 10:17pm

    For those confused, breaking the seal means pissing for the first time once drunk, for some reason one does not get the strong and recurring urge to urinate that is associated with intoxication until after for using the bathroom for the first time. For this reason people try to hold it as long as possible to avoid "breaking the seal" just one of many retarded and potentially harmful/unhealthy things associated with drinking culture. Smoke weed everyday

  • Submitted by holybejeebus on Oct 27, 10 at 12:03am

    too bad college never taught you that breaking the seal is a myth, and you really just naturally have to pee more as your BAC goes up because your body loses its ability to retain water.\n\nboom roasted

  • Submitted by lolly61191 on Oct 26, 10 at 4:51pm

    Breaking the seal can be a bitch.

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    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Oct 26, 10 at 6:01pm

    Because a small bladder sucks even while sober

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    Submitted by GABAleta on Oct 27, 10 at 12:29am

    Breaking the seal has led to many parking lot pees on the way home from parties. You think you can hold it, but you are so, so wrong.

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    Submitted by lolly61191 on Oct 26, 10 at 9:36pm

    "The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes"

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    Submitted by pey0te on Oct 27, 10 at 10:13am

    Haha.. Oh Madison. How many parking lots of yours have I had to drunkenly pee in?

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    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Oct 26, 10 at 11:23pm

    PerfectHaze Thank you for explaining tht i love u

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    Submitted by SparklElle on Oct 27, 10 at 1:44am

    Yeaaaaahhh Madison!

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    Submitted by blondie_07 on Oct 26, 10 at 7:57pm

    I don't get it. Break what seal?

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      Submitted by blackmetalcore on Oct 26, 10 at 8:31pm

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=break%20the%20seal

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    hit me up 527.. I need my dick sucked too (;

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 27, 10 at 8:31am

    Why you ask? Because tour a dumbass.

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    Submitted by hillarybean on Oct 26, 10 at 8:22pm

    I don't get it...

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    Submitted by drsxo05 on Apr 22, 11 at 1:23am

    Yay 1203 for the office reference!

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    I'll take the BJ but I ain't givin one

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    i need my big cock suck so bad I will suck one just to get suck