If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it