He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.