Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty