336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.