I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
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My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me