She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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What a bitch.
How is that a cock block? That wouldn't have stopped me....
*punches her in the face*
See. That's a ass whooping coming
According to Dane cook she tenically would b called a "twat swatter"
Glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
On the other hand, though, Dane Cook came up with it, so it has to be something else.
No. It was good. This guy tried to kiss me at least 5 times and wouldn't take no for an answer.
Then it isn't a cock block. A cock block is when someone destroys the momentum of a wanted intimate encounter. Woman up and deny him yourself. And pussy block would be more appropriate.
Should have yelled back "over ruled!"
I would punch that bitch straight in the vagina
Wow big deal wait till she's not there or she can't see you?
Sounds like the guy didn't want you bad enough
That is AWESOME!!!
Id have kicked that bitch in the box.
That, would be a win.
Probably because she is a whale and never receives any attention. Just throw her some dunkins and she will be fine .
Kill her .....
That's is Idaho for you. Ha ha
Dumbest text ever. This most definitely came from a 14 year old.
I woulda shoved a pool skimmer up her vag
Slap that bitch.
I would have laughed, shrugged it off, and when she wasn't looking... BAM!! vicious sucker punch!!
I'd have to hit that bitch, she's prolly the ugly one and couldn't pick up anyone
It woulda been better if she said not in my house bitch
Bitch! It's not a cock block, it's a cunt shunt.
Lol that is fucking hilarious :D
I just lost faith in the world
Haha who does that??
Funniest shit ever!
The bitch would have no recall of the the next twenty-four hours if around my scene.
That's Idaho for you
I absolutely would have broken her arm.