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  • Greatest hits forsure

    Submitted by mthib on Jan 24, 12 at 2:57pm
  • ...Or you can use a little discretion and just fuck the one who was the best in bed. I'll take quality over quantity any day of the week!

    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 24, 12 at 5:30pm
  • The circus must be back in town.Try to fit them all in at once like a clown car

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 24, 12 at 6:33pm
  • Call 'em all back and let them run a train.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 24, 12 at 1:51pm
  • How about calm down! Sounds like you've had too many in your vag if you have to make lists!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Jan 24, 12 at 4:27pm
  • Definitely greatest hits

    Submitted by shortysf21 on Jan 24, 12 at 9:02pm
  • That happened to me 3 days after I met a really great guy. He thought it was pretty funny and he was flatted that I turned them all down for him...we have been together ever since

    Submitted by butterflychaos on Jan 24, 12 at 5:38pm
  • Seriously laughed my ASS off at this. That's hilarious!

    Submitted by KatieFML on Jan 25, 12 at 8:31am
  • Good you keep their numbers... Makes it easier to notify your partners once the STD results come back.

    Submitted by memphius on Jan 24, 12 at 6:18pm
    • mass text: to everyone who has been inside of me...you got the aids..p.s..also herpes...enjoy

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 24, 12 at 9:01pm
  • Open your own business, who pays the most.

    Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 24, 12 at 7:17pm
  • Greatest hits honey

    Submitted by smiche516 on Jan 24, 12 at 6:02pm
  • It could always be an exageration...a girl could have been with "a lot" of guys...but maybe there is a span of time in between them. And just cuz a girl is with guys doesnt mean protection isn't used! Sheesh...for being texts from last night you guys are harsh!!

    Submitted by tracyzitzow on Jan 25, 12 at 10:42pm
  • the fact some girls think this way worries me so... i hope she tells them.

    Submitted by keto06 on Jan 24, 12 at 2:35pm
  • They are the same dildo right? Sending texts to yourself is sad.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 24, 12 at 10:02pm
  • Reverse greatest order. [Reminds me of Simon

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jan 24, 12 at 5:27pm
  • I've had these nights. Lol

    Submitted by meatball1105 on Jan 24, 12 at 4:57pm
  • Greatest hits, for sure! Quality over quantity, my dear.

    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jan 25, 12 at 12:17am
  • Your dad, your step-dad, both of your uncles, your gym teacher, the principal, your doctor, and your hundreds of ex boyfriends?

    Submitted by Indy393 on Jan 24, 12 at 1:51pm
  • Hold a contest, or duel for spots!

    Submitted by tracilynne40 on Jul 20, 13 at 8:02am
  • Fosho greatest hits.

    Submitted by bee222 on Jan 30, 12 at 12:14am
  • Timeline and if your not satisfied go back to the greatest hit

    Submitted by kgirl1992 on May 25, 12 at 10:15am
  • Have a contest

    Submitted by HIGH_SPEED_DIRT on Jan 24, 12 at 2:13pm
  • Eighty Eight

    Submitted by Eightyeight on Jan 24, 12 at 1:47pm