EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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Greatest hits forsure
...Or you can use a little discretion and just fuck the one who was the best in bed. I'll take quality over quantity any day of the week!
The circus must be back in town.Try to fit them all in at once like a clown car
Hahaha... I love your comment! =D
Call 'em all back and let them run a train.
How about calm down! Sounds like you've had too many in your vag if you have to make lists!
calm down or clam down? lol jk
Definitely greatest hits
That happened to me 3 days after I met a really great guy. He thought it was pretty funny and he was flatted that I turned them all down for him...we have been together ever since
Good you keep their numbers... Makes it easier to notify your partners once the STD results come back.
mass text: to everyone who has been inside of me...you got the aids..p.s..also herpes...enjoy
And is anyone missing a timex or a size 11 air Jordan?
Seriously laughed my ASS off at this. That's hilarious!
Open your own business, who pays the most.
Greatest hits honey
It could always be an exageration...a girl could have been with "a lot" of guys...but maybe there is a span of time in between them. And just cuz a girl is with guys doesnt mean protection isn't used! Sheesh...for being texts from last night you guys are harsh!!
I've had these nights. Lol
They are the same dildo right? Sending texts to yourself is sad.
the fact some girls think this way worries me so... i hope she tells them.
Reverse greatest order. [Reminds me of Simon
Greatest hits, for sure! Quality over quantity, my dear.
Hold a contest, or duel for spots!
Your dad, your step-dad, both of your uncles, your gym teacher, the principal, your doctor, and your hundreds of ex boyfriends?
Have a contest
Krieg krebs du Schwanzlutscher
Fosho greatest hits.
Timeline and if your not satisfied go back to the greatest hit