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  • Do you mind? We're trying to have a civilization here.

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Feb 15, 11 at 4:52pm
  • Instead of roses he's gunna give you herpes, how sweet! At least it'll last a lot longer and you'll always remember him by it

    Submitted by Phys on Feb 15, 11 at 4:40pm
  • Wow, you found a loser. Congrats...?

    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 15, 11 at 4:35pm
  • Sideline hoes these days

    Submitted by jjallright on Feb 15, 11 at 5:25pm
    • right..they actually think they matter. its called self respect for yourself lol. \nthey dont realize they're not good enough to be taken out on a date for valentines cause their trashy whores.\n\ni sent my girl an edible arrangement gift. cause she's worth it.

      Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Feb 15, 11 at 6:52pm
  • Woooooow, way to be a slut.

    Submitted by bexi90 on Feb 15, 11 at 5:39pm
  • That strange feeling you're experiencing is called self-worth; it'll pass in a moment.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 15, 11 at 11:55pm
  • Seriously, i hope you choke on a dick legonut. Just so you know, when you finally do have sex it will probably destroy you because you're so uptight, all it takes is once and you're a nimpho.

    Submitted by destructo on Feb 16, 11 at 1:15am
  • Giving credit where it's due

    Submitted by blargmeansno on Feb 15, 11 at 4:38pm
  • If you found your own boyfriend he'll treat you to a nice dinner on Valentine's Day... Instead of settling on a dumb old text.

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Feb 16, 11 at 5:29am
  • Asshole

    Submitted by blackmumba007 on Feb 16, 11 at 5:29am
  • That's more than I got from my fucking boyfriend!

    Submitted by afitz21 on Feb 15, 11 at 8:00pm
  • Awwwwwww. Sounds like a Happy Poly Moment to me.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 16, 11 at 5:28am
  • Phys made me lol

    Submitted by eveiw on Feb 15, 11 at 5:22pm
  • How is fm

    Submitted by jondime23 on Feb 16, 11 at 3:58am
  • Aawwww

    Submitted by Gr00vy on Feb 18, 11 at 7:00am
  • Slut much? I think so.

    Submitted by k_c19 on Feb 28, 11 at 6:55pm
  • Homewrecker!

    Submitted by lopez101 on Feb 15, 11 at 10:43pm
  • Whoa whoa whoa. Thats getting a little too serious for a fuck-buddy relationship right there. Thats crossing the line. Everyone knows there's no presents, checkin to see how you're doing, Any shit like that. The only compliments allowed to be given are things like "you sucked my dick like a champ last night" and thats it

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 19, 12 at 1:24am
  • Warner86 - that is hilarious.

    Submitted by MikeMillering on Feb 19, 11 at 12:21am
  • Anyone who said this is a goodnight is dumb. Fucking is for marriges only.

    Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 15, 11 at 6:33pm
  • Anyone who says this is a good night is dumb. You should not swear and should not have sex outside of marriage!!!

    Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 15, 11 at 6:27pm
  • Waiting for marriage to have sex is dumb! Fucking is fun ! Ages 13 :)

    Submitted by newfiee on Feb 15, 11 at 10:30pm