My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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Do you mind? We're trying to have a civilization here.
Instead of roses he's gunna give you herpes, how sweet! At least it'll last a lot longer and you'll always remember him by it
Wow, you found a loser. Congrats...?
Woooooow, way to be a slut.
Sideline hoes these days
right..they actually think they matter. its called self respect for yourself lol. \nthey dont realize they're not good enough to be taken out on a date for valentines cause their trashy whores.\n\ni sent my girl an edible arrangement gift. cause she's worth it.
That strange feeling you're experiencing is called self-worth; it'll pass in a moment.
Seriously, i hope you choke on a dick legonut. Just so you know, when you finally do have sex it will probably destroy you because you're so uptight, all it takes is once and you're a nimpho.
Giving credit where it's due
If you found your own boyfriend he'll treat you to a nice dinner on Valentine's Day... Instead of settling on a dumb old text.
That's more than I got from my fucking boyfriend!
Awwwwwww. Sounds like a Happy Poly Moment to me.
Phys made me lol
How is fm
Slut much? I think so.
Whoa whoa whoa. Thats getting a little too serious for a fuck-buddy relationship right there. Thats crossing the line. Everyone knows there's no presents, checkin to see how you're doing, Any shit like that. The only compliments allowed to be given are things like "you sucked my dick like a champ last night" and thats it
Warner86 - that is hilarious.
Anyone who said this is a goodnight is dumb. Fucking is for marriges only.
Waiting for marriage to have sex is dumb! Fucking is fun ! Ages 13 :)
Anyone who says this is a good night is dumb. You should not swear and should not have sex outside of marriage!!!
You've said that like 3 times already. Fuck.
I really think it's zach. The trolling is too good
Agreed. It's well-known he has multiple aliases.