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  • Submitted by jbwarner86 on Feb 15, 11 at 4:52pm

    Do you mind? We're trying to have a civilization here.

  • Submitted by Phys on Feb 15, 11 at 4:40pm

    Instead of roses he's gunna give you herpes, how sweet! At least it'll last a lot longer and you'll always remember him by it

  • Submitted by colan08 on Feb 15, 11 at 4:35pm

    Wow, you found a loser. Congrats...?

  • Submitted by jjallright on Feb 15, 11 at 5:25pm

    Sideline hoes these days

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      Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Feb 15, 11 at 6:52pm

      right..they actually think they matter. its called self respect for yourself lol. \nthey dont realize they're not good enough to be taken out on a date for valentines cause their trashy whores.\n\ni sent my girl an edible arrangement gift. cause she's worth it.

  • Submitted by bexi90 on Feb 15, 11 at 5:39pm

    Woooooow, way to be a slut.

  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 15, 11 at 11:55pm

    That strange feeling you're experiencing is called self-worth; it'll pass in a moment.

  • Submitted by blargmeansno on Feb 15, 11 at 4:38pm

    Giving credit where it's due

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    Submitted by destructo on Feb 16, 11 at 1:15am

    Seriously, i hope you choke on a dick legonut. Just so you know, when you finally do have sex it will probably destroy you because you're so uptight, all it takes is once and you're a nimpho.

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    Submitted by blackmumba007 on Feb 16, 11 at 5:29am

    Asshole

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    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Feb 16, 11 at 5:29am

    If you found your own boyfriend he'll treat you to a nice dinner on Valentine's Day... Instead of settling on a dumb old text.

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    Submitted by eveiw on Feb 15, 11 at 5:22pm

    Phys made me lol

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    Submitted by lopez101 on Feb 15, 11 at 10:43pm

    Homewrecker!

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    Submitted by Gr00vy on Feb 18, 11 at 7:00am

    Aawwww

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    Submitted by jondime23 on Feb 16, 11 at 3:58am

    How is fm

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    Submitted by afitz21 on Feb 15, 11 at 8:00pm

    That's more than I got from my fucking boyfriend!

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 16, 11 at 5:28am

    Awwwwwww. Sounds like a Happy Poly Moment to me.

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    Submitted by MikeMillering on Feb 19, 11 at 12:21am

    Warner86 - that is hilarious.

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    Submitted by k_c19 on Feb 28, 11 at 6:55pm

    Slut much? I think so.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 19, 12 at 1:24am

    Whoa whoa whoa. Thats getting a little too serious for a fuck-buddy relationship right there. Thats crossing the line. Everyone knows there's no presents, checkin to see how you're doing, Any shit like that. The only compliments allowed to be given are things like "you sucked my dick like a champ last night" and thats it

  • Submitted by legonut4 on Feb 15, 11 at 6:27pm

    Anyone who says this is a good night is dumb. You should not swear and should not have sex outside of marriage!!!

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      Submitted by RyanM on Feb 15, 11 at 7:13pm

      You've said that like 3 times already. Fuck.

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        Submitted by said8ED on Feb 15, 11 at 8:27pm

        I really think it's zach. The trolling is too good

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          Submitted by NPH9384 on Feb 15, 11 at 9:06pm

          Agreed. It's well-known he has multiple aliases.

  • Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 15, 11 at 6:33pm

    Anyone who said this is a goodnight is dumb. Fucking is for marriges only.

  • Submitted by newfiee on Feb 15, 11 at 10:30pm

    Waiting for marriage to have sex is dumb! Fucking is fun ! Ages 13 :)