I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.