the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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I'm glad this doesn't just happen at MSU!
I HATE dining hall food!
And 5:25, even the stuff that is on the salad bars make you shit. I don't know how, it just does.
Ew. I totally agree. I haven't passed a normal shit since fall break.
Average college poo is bad, wait till spring break..
I blow that feeling!
peeing out your ass gets annoying after a while, you can only live off of cheap beer and ramen for so long
A-fucking-men to that.
Chartwells has fucked my shit up for the past 4 months as usual.
My shit looks like black pebbles.
fuck dorms and college housing contracts
I'm peein out my ass right now. Partied till four this morning on bars, tequila, and oc
You know, dining halls have salad bars
ahh college life. i worked in a cafeteria at a college. all the food that gets left out in serving trays is made with a chemical that can cause mudbutt, but keeps the food from spoiiling and being worse for you... touhg break kids
One negative tho: it's thanksgiving. So you go from eating shit for food to eating WAY too much food = bad situation.
it either gives you diarrhea or severe constipation. me, i've been stuck with constipation. i WISH i could have diarrhea. they need to lace the food at my university with laxatives or something.
4:11: not true, because once you've stuffed yourself you then go pass out on the couch while watching the lions lose. I see nothing bad about that
So, this one time, I had a normal bowel movement. I gotta say, eating the normal servings of stuff is kinda shitty (no pun intended), I'd much rather eat like 4 servings of steak or a bunch of nachos over the healthy, spread out method and have a terrible shit.
This is so mont. College or UMD college park
do you go to Jacksonville University??????
yes, thank you thanksgiving!
so true. this text is so true
god bless you, i know exactly how you feel. if i eat anymore campus food here i'm gonna go crazy
Im gonna guess chartwells?
Anal haha. It'll do that to u
back and forth forever
11:30, there are people who are allergic bagged lettuce and such because of the way it is treated. Makes my eyes and tongue swell and turns my poo liquid. True stuff. Don't trust public salads my friends!
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they should call Chartwells Shartwells.
They're probably in the military doing training eating MRE's and dfac food
LOL This is so true!!!
I've worked with dining halls on purchasing and what you all are describing as stuff to coat it is myths.
I once had a student ask me if they add extra calories to the food while he was practically drinking ranch dressing.
Oh man; that's terrible
and maybe to get another BJ from yo mamma. She's been practicing on me
Sounds like my feelings on leave after Basic Training.
I'm scared about college now. I have terrible bowel movements at the best of times.
HAHAHAHA BEN BAILEY. MEEESH!
and to get drilled in the ass by your old man again
The stuff on dining hall salad bars destroys the poo too because it is treated with a chemical to keep it fresh looking ("looking" being the operative word) and the chemical is terrible for you!
(301): hey man so apparently the only reason he's excited to go home is to get a break from eating dick and getting it in the ass
You wanna know how I got these scars?
hhah omg all colleges are the same