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  • I'm glad this doesn't just happen at MSU! I HATE dining hall food! And 5:25, even the stuff that is on the salad bars make you shit. I don't know how, it just does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Ew. I totally agree. I haven't passed a normal shit since fall break.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Average college poo is bad, wait till spring break..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:22am
  • I blow that feeling!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:21pm
  • peeing out your ass gets annoying after a while, you can only live off of cheap beer and ramen for so long

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:56pm
  • fuck dorms and college housing contracts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:25pm
  • A-fucking-men to that. Chartwells has fucked my shit up for the past 4 months as usual. My shit looks like black pebbles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:28pm
  • I'm peein out my ass right now. Partied till four this morning on bars, tequila, and oc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:59pm
  • it either gives you diarrhea or severe constipation. me, i've been stuck with constipation. i WISH i could have diarrhea. they need to lace the food at my university with laxatives or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:43am
  • You know, dining halls have salad bars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:25pm
  • ahh college life. i worked in a cafeteria at a college. all the food that gets left out in serving trays is made with a chemical that can cause mudbutt, but keeps the food from spoiiling and being worse for you... touhg break kids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:50pm
  • 4:11: not true, because once you've stuffed yourself you then go pass out on the couch while watching the lions lose. I see nothing bad about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:02pm
  • One negative tho: it's thanksgiving. So you go from eating shit for food to eating WAY too much food = bad situation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:11pm
  • This is so mont. College or UMD college park

    Submitted by stlcards220 on May 12, 10 at 10:08pm
  • yes, thank you thanksgiving!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:20pm
  • so true. this text is so true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:39pm
  • god bless you, i know exactly how you feel. if i eat anymore campus food here i'm gonna go crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:26pm
  • So, this one time, I had a normal bowel movement. I gotta say, eating the normal servings of stuff is kinda shitty (no pun intended), I'd much rather eat like 4 servings of steak or a bunch of nachos over the healthy, spread out method and have a terrible shit. -White Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:47pm
  • do you go to Jacksonville University??????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:14pm
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Im gonna guess chartwells?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Anal haha. It'll do that to u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:56pm
  • 11:30, there are people who are allergic bagged lettuce and such because of the way it is treated. Makes my eyes and tongue swell and turns my poo liquid. True stuff. Don't trust public salads my friends!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:41am
  • LOL This is so true!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:26am
  • 8======D~~~( . )( . )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:23pm
  • they should call Chartwells Shartwells.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:32pm
  • I've worked with dining halls on purchasing and what you all are describing as stuff to coat it is myths. I once had a student ask me if they add extra calories to the food while he was practically drinking ranch dressing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:30pm
  • They're probably in the military doing training eating MRE's and dfac food

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Oh man; that's terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:36pm
  • and maybe to get another BJ from yo mamma. She's been practicing on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:21am
  • ))<>(( back and forth forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Sounds like my feelings on leave after Basic Training.

    Submitted by bskatezy on Jan 24, 10 at 1:28am
  • HAHAHAHA BEN BAILEY. MEEESH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:12pm
  • and to get drilled in the ass by your old man again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:20am
  • I'm scared about college now. I have terrible bowel movements at the best of times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:15am
  • The stuff on dining hall salad bars destroys the poo too because it is treated with a chemical to keep it fresh looking ("looking" being the operative word) and the chemical is terrible for you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:37pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:15pm
  • (301): hey man so apparently the only reason he's excited to go home is to get a break from eating dick and getting it in the ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:58pm
  • hhah omg all colleges are the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:13pm