So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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Sounds like honor roll material at my school
My iPhone is always turning "if" in to "to" and if is an English word. iPhones are just a little strange some times. Hell it just asked if I wanted to spell times "tjmes"???
j00kn0ws a little crabby! def isn't gettin any!
...you have described my past 3 months of life.
@tickle me emo: Yes it's obviously the iPhone's autocorrect that truly made you "long" a ling, because iPhone doesn't recognize long as an English word. It surely couldn't be user error or the use of fat fingers....yes totally Steve Jobs fault!
I remember my freshman year too. Of course I recall doing quite a few 5-a-days
@Jooknownothing of course the typo was my fault. No fat fingers here a s s head. I was riding in a car at the time and bored senseless as I am now on my way home. It's temporary for me. What's your excuse? Get laid maybe you won't take tfln so seriously. And Steve Jobs is the sh it. Laugh more. Less wrinkles douche.
this is half the kids I goto college with isn't it
Ha ha ha! Zing!
(As L O N G) as you get your degree. iPhone kiss my A s s. Love you Steve Jobs!!!!
Ok everybody take your bras off. And your thongs... And you can just leave your shirt and pants off... (I'm talking to you too guys) >->
Skool rockz! As ling as you get a degree some day Party on...