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  • "i am so horny all of the time." just because you are horny doesn't make you a slut.

    Submitted by funstuff on May 10, 10 at 2:16pm
    • Agreed. No one should get judgmental because you enjoy sex. Reject the bullshit programming of the world around you.

      Submitted by Evynn on May 10, 10 at 2:40pm
  • A hand down his pants is usually effective.

    Submitted by wombatt on May 10, 10 at 2:22pm
  • send him a link to this tfln

    Submitted by Atlas630 on May 10, 10 at 2:47pm
  • Just tell him. My girl did this for me and it was probably one of the best things that could have happened. Best sex by far just knowing she's into it all the time too.

    Submitted by anonymousone on May 10, 10 at 5:31pm
  • You just love the dick!

    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on May 10, 10 at 2:16pm
  • dont! just rip you bra open!

    Submitted by canonymous on May 10, 10 at 3:36pm
  • Just say it let people think wat they want to think

    Submitted by imastar133 on May 10, 10 at 4:34pm
  • Just take your top off in front of him.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 10, 10 at 4:08pm
  • I suggest Pig Latin. This way, you would only be an 'utslay'.

    Submitted by Croooooooooow on May 10, 10 at 3:16pm
  • Just go for it. Life is better when we accept the who we are and go with it

    Submitted by dramadork on May 10, 10 at 8:22pm
  • Girls from the 817 are always down.

    Submitted by momottu on May 10, 10 at 3:07pm
  • I just told the doctor I work with that I'm always horny he just smiled at me.LMFAO.

    Submitted by music1991 on Aug 3, 10 at 3:29pm
  • Just tell him you like to share with him

    Submitted by Michguy on May 10, 10 at 3:09pm
  • Daym, imma chick and I know that saying your always ready is heaven not slutty

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 7:59pm
  • Call me.. I am always in the mood too.

    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 10, 10 at 6:48pm
  • You can't. Sorry. But I'm sure he'll be ecstatic!

    Submitted by Rasetsu on May 10, 10 at 6:28pm
  • Just tell him that you're always DTF.

    Submitted by assassin on May 13, 10 at 1:23pm
  • Nothing wrong with enjoying some bump n grind lol

    Submitted by misunderstood86 on May 10, 10 at 6:26pm
  • just say it and he will be sooooo happy

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 10:07pm
  • Say your a wonton, it's an 1800's term for being down to fuck all the time

    Submitted by heartbreaker15 on May 10, 10 at 8:54pm
    • It's wanton smart one, wontons are fried rice noodles.

      Submitted by criket on May 11, 10 at 1:33am
  • Fuck me would do.

    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 11, 10 at 7:19am
  • easy suck his dick

    Submitted by laidback45 on May 10, 10 at 9:01pm
  • U can't

    Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 10, 10 at 2:25pm
  • Only one Jesus freak commented suprising

    Submitted by ₩¥€ on May 10, 10 at 5:36pm
  • Good question.. I was wondering the same thing!

    Submitted by Shrasa on May 28, 10 at 3:13pm
  • @₩¥€, make that TWO

    Submitted by goodjobcristian on May 10, 10 at 6:48pm
  • Stroke of the meat

    Submitted by beau_stewart on May 11, 10 at 7:54am
  • This is a reworded version of another text, nice fail.

    Submitted by pichu180 on May 10, 10 at 2:23pm
    • so is there only one girl who has ever wondered the same thing? Just cause it's been said before doesn't mean it didn't happen. It's 'texts from last night' not 'see who can come up with the funniest never-been-said-before text'..I know people try to recreate old texts which isnt cool but I've been asked this ? by a girl before and it's not that far fetched

      Submitted by Hez26 on May 10, 10 at 2:39pm
  • Even people who believe In abstinence still get horny. It's the sex that makes you a slut

    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 10, 10 at 2:47pm
  • To all the people out there, here is MORALS 101, sorry if any of it offends you:\n\nBeing horny is natural. \nHaving sex outside of relationships is immoral.\nHaving orgies, homosexual sex, bestiality, etc is very immoral\n\nHaving sex with a boyfriend/girlfriend is fine\nHaving sex all the time with them is fine too.\nAS LONG AS you like/love them for more than just the sex. If you have a genuine relationship, sex is a natural part of that.\n\nSorry to the haters, thats morals for you!

    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 15, 12 at 2:28am
  • But to continue:\n\nIf you're worried about appearing "easy/slutty/whatever" then CHANGE THE FRAME. Instead of having the frame of "I looove sex" have the frame of "I wanna please you, Im down for it bcuz you are".\n\nYou can be like "hey babe, I love making you happy. it turns me on when you want me. So just know I'm always down for sex whenever you want it, jsut for future reference, and it always gets me hot/heavy knowing you are"\n\nthat makes him feel go

    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 15, 12 at 2:30am
  • Don't deny it, you are one.

    Submitted by charlesdickins on May 10, 10 at 2:14pm