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  • Submitted by funstuff on May 10, 10 at 2:16pm

    "i am so horny all of the time." just because you are horny doesn't make you a slut.

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      Submitted by Evynn on May 10, 10 at 2:40pm

      Agreed. No one should get judgmental because you enjoy sex. Reject the bullshit programming of the world around you.

  • Submitted by wombatt on May 10, 10 at 2:22pm

    A hand down his pants is usually effective.

  • Submitted by Atlas630 on May 10, 10 at 2:47pm

    send him a link to this tfln

  • Submitted by meghanlovesscott on May 10, 10 at 2:16pm

    You just love the dick!

  • Submitted by anonymousone on May 10, 10 at 5:31pm

    Just tell him. My girl did this for me and it was probably one of the best things that could have happened. Best sex by far just knowing she's into it all the time too.

  • Submitted by canonymous on May 10, 10 at 3:36pm

    dont! just rip you bra open!

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    Submitted by imastar133 on May 10, 10 at 4:34pm

    Just say it let people think wat they want to think

  • Submitted by Croooooooooow on May 10, 10 at 3:16pm

    I suggest Pig Latin. This way, you would only be an 'utslay'.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 10, 10 at 4:08pm

    Just take your top off in front of him.

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    Submitted by momottu on May 10, 10 at 3:07pm

    Girls from the 817 are always down.

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    Submitted by dramadork on May 10, 10 at 8:22pm

    Just go for it. Life is better when we accept the who we are and go with it

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 10, 10 at 3:09pm

    Just tell him you like to share with him

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    Submitted by music1991 on Aug 3, 10 at 3:29pm

    I just told the doctor I work with that I'm always horny he just smiled at me.LMFAO.

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    Submitted by misunderstood86 on May 10, 10 at 6:26pm

    Nothing wrong with enjoying some bump n grind lol

  • Submitted by Rasetsu on May 10, 10 at 6:28pm

    You can't. Sorry. But I'm sure he'll be ecstatic!

  • Submitted by heartbreaker15 on May 10, 10 at 8:54pm

    Say your a wonton, it's an 1800's term for being down to fuck all the time

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      Submitted by criket on May 11, 10 at 1:33am

      It's wanton smart one, wontons are fried rice noodles.

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    Submitted by laidback45 on May 10, 10 at 9:01pm

    easy suck his dick

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    Submitted by goodjobcristian on May 10, 10 at 6:48pm

    @₩¥€, make that TWO

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    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 11, 10 at 7:19am

    Fuck me would do.

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    Submitted by assassin on May 13, 10 at 1:23pm

    Just tell him that you're always DTF.

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 10:07pm

    just say it and he will be sooooo happy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 7:59pm

    Daym, imma chick and I know that saying your always ready is heaven not slutty

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      Submitted by Shrasa on May 28, 10 at 3:14pm

      yea! :)

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on May 10, 10 at 6:48pm

    Call me.. I am always in the mood too.

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    Submitted by ₩¥€ on May 10, 10 at 5:36pm

    Only one Jesus freak commented suprising

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    Submitted by Shrasa on May 28, 10 at 3:13pm

    Good question.. I was wondering the same thing!

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    Submitted by beau_stewart on May 11, 10 at 7:54am

    Stroke of the meat

  • Submitted by frootyboom8 on May 10, 10 at 2:25pm

    U can't

  • Submitted by pichu180 on May 10, 10 at 2:23pm

    This is a reworded version of another text, nice fail.

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      Submitted by Hez26 on May 10, 10 at 2:39pm

      so is there only one girl who has ever wondered the same thing? Just cause it's been said before doesn't mean it didn't happen. It's 'texts from last night' not 'see who can come up with the funniest never-been-said-before text'..I know people try to recreate old texts which isnt cool but I've been asked this ? by a girl before and it's not that far fetched

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    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 15, 12 at 2:28am

    To all the people out there, here is MORALS 101, sorry if any of it offends you:\n\nBeing horny is natural. \nHaving sex outside of relationships is immoral.\nHaving orgies, homosexual sex, bestiality, etc is very immoral\n\nHaving sex with a boyfriend/girlfriend is fine\nHaving sex all the time with them is fine too.\nAS LONG AS you like/love them for more than just the sex. If you have a genuine relationship, sex is a natural part of that.\n\nSorry to the haters, thats morals for you!

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on May 10, 10 at 2:47pm

    Even people who believe In abstinence still get horny. It's the sex that makes you a slut

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    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 15, 12 at 2:30am

    But to continue:\n\nIf you're worried about appearing "easy/slutty/whatever" then CHANGE THE FRAME. Instead of having the frame of "I looove sex" have the frame of "I wanna please you, Im down for it bcuz you are".\n\nYou can be like "hey babe, I love making you happy. it turns me on when you want me. So just know I'm always down for sex whenever you want it, jsut for future reference, and it always gets me hot/heavy knowing you are"\n\nthat makes him feel go

  • Submitted by charlesdickins on May 10, 10 at 2:14pm

    Don't deny it, you are one.