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  • Submitted by officespace on Mar 9, 11 at 10:18am

    Guarantee you this is a teacher.

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      Submitted by hacker201 on Mar 9, 11 at 1:42pm

      Or a priest

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      Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 9, 11 at 3:18pm

      I wish this was my 9th grade English teacher

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        Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 9, 11 at 7:32pm

        You were 18 in 9th grade?

  • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 9, 11 at 10:42am

    that's not a well-balanced breakfast

  • Submitted by blackfriday on Mar 9, 11 at 12:37pm

    I guarantee this is about Justin Bieber

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 11 at 9:57am

    Yum.

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    Submitted by just_s4yin on Mar 9, 11 at 4:26pm

    Lmao... Manlaw, as a teacher myself I can tell you that you are incorrect.... Sperm 3 times a day= a well balanced diet.

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      Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 9, 11 at 7:16pm

      Not enough calories. You'd become malnourished eventually.

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        Submitted by jeanius662 on Mar 9, 11 at 7:44pm

        didn't say that was going to be the ONLY thing. jus said for all 3 meals, could be supplementary

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    Submitted by officespace on Mar 9, 11 at 10:14am

    Guarantee you this is a teacher.

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Mar 9, 11 at 7:33pm

    @dat_azz_69 it is if she's a gymnast.

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      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 11, 11 at 9:12am

      hahaha, well-played.

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    Submitted by AwesomeAsFcuk on Mar 10, 11 at 3:40pm

    Oh please let this be Mrs Bovard.

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    Submitted by o76923 on Mar 9, 11 at 3:04pm

    This is the area code for parts of Florida. The age of consent in Florida is 18, but if you are under 24 you may have sex with someone 16 and up. Creeper.

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    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 10, 11 at 3:40pm

    I've soooo been there before!!!! Seems like 17 should be legal!!!!

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    Submitted by hannahbanana140 on Mar 9, 11 at 8:52pm

    justin queefer?

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    Submitted by vaglaw on Mar 10, 11 at 12:31am

    this is obviously real..sperm is full of protein

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    Submitted by realist on Mar 10, 11 at 2:07am

    Who would tell if you swallowed now?

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    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 4:35pm

    lucky kid

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    Submitted by frackingfunny on Mar 9, 11 at 9:40pm

    Mmmmm barely legal manshake for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Now is this low carb?

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    Submitted by iheartharry on Mar 15, 11 at 3:03pm

    This isn't new...I said it about Daniel Radcliffe 4 years ago...and Taylor Lautner 2 years ago. And yes, sigh, I am a teacher

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    Submitted by Dwhite93 on Mar 9, 11 at 11:03pm

    Can u call me?

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    Submitted by heyymelx3 on Mar 10, 11 at 7:53pm

    poor Justin Bieber is NOT prepared for his 18th birthday...

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    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 9, 11 at 1:21pm

    This is obviously fake, sperm is not a balanced diet!

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    Submitted by eman920 on Mar 10, 11 at 4:46pm

    i dont know who this kid is but lucky.\nmost girls i kno dont go down

  • Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 9, 11 at 10:06am

    No anal = sexual fail

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      Submitted by StanSitwell on Mar 9, 11 at 10:13am

      1) not even funny, this or the first time I saw you write it\n2) you probably have never even had sex, let alone anal sex, but if you have, keep on mushing your dick into poop, sounds like a lot of fun...

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        Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 9, 11 at 10:32am

        I have and I do and it is fun :)