The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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Guarantee you this is a teacher.
Or a priest
I wish this was my 9th grade English teacher
You were 18 in 9th grade?
that's not a well-balanced breakfast
I guarantee this is about Justin Bieber
This is obviously fake, sperm is not a balanced diet!
this is obviously real..sperm is full of protein
Lmao... Manlaw, as a teacher myself I can tell you that you are incorrect.... Sperm 3 times a day= a well balanced diet.
Not enough calories. You'd become malnourished eventually.
didn't say that was going to be the ONLY thing. jus said for all 3 meals, could be supplementary
@dat_azz_69 it is if she's a gymnast.
This is the area code for parts of Florida. The age of consent in Florida is 18, but if you are under 24 you may have sex with someone 16 and up. Creeper.
I've soooo been there before!!!! Seems like 17 should be legal!!!!
Who would tell if you swallowed now?
Mmmmm barely legal manshake for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Now is this low carb?
Oh please let this be Mrs Bovard.
poor Justin Bieber is NOT prepared for his 18th birthday...
This isn't new...I said it about Daniel Radcliffe 4 years ago...and Taylor Lautner 2 years ago. And yes, sigh, I am a teacher
Can u call me?
i dont know who this kid is but lucky.\nmost girls i kno dont go down
No anal = sexual fail
1) not even funny, this or the first time I saw you write it\n2) you probably have never even had sex, let alone anal sex, but if you have, keep on mushing your dick into poop, sounds like a lot of fun...
I have and I do and it is fun :)