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  • Submitted by Swish33n on Mar 31, 11 at 1:20pm

    So you must also be ugly for bringing him home without seeing his dick first. Hopefully God has a way of saying sorry to you too.

  • Submitted by Irisheveryday on Mar 31, 11 at 1:27pm

    A guy butter face. They exist.

  • Submitted by amonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 1:20pm

    Wait until you taste it - gods way of saying sorry for my cooking.

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    Submitted by grapemist on Mar 31, 11 at 11:14pm

    Kudos OP for not being shallow!

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    Submitted by Ace_O_Spades on Apr 1, 11 at 12:55am

    And you're ass is his way of saying "sorry for lack of rack". Stop bein superficial lol

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    Submitted by ATX4life on Apr 1, 11 at 4:25pm

    Stop being superficial... That's what ugly people say.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 31, 11 at 8:00pm

    But you did him anyways, face and all. So either you have low standards, or you can actually get past looks and deal with the person behind them.

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    Submitted by Toby_Boner on Mar 31, 11 at 9:45pm

    The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away

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    Submitted by niceman on Apr 1, 11 at 8:02am

    I like this girl. She keeps it real

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    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 1, 11 at 3:26pm

    So what's your excuse?

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    Submitted by eatmeandlikeit on Mar 31, 11 at 5:57pm

    Or he whipped it out before she took him home. Lol

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    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 3, 11 at 10:33pm

    And your mouth is gods way of telling him "sorry bout your face dude".

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    Submitted by digthis1 on Apr 1, 11 at 12:53pm

    don't sound like an apology from god, but more along the lines of a joke.....

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    Submitted by Masturch33f on Mar 31, 11 at 3:31pm

    so lets all jump liek cats in h33t and check my awesome cartoon meat its technodicks

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      Submitted by Masturch33f on Mar 31, 11 at 3:32pm

      techno techno techno techno technodicks. its technodicks