it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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A guy butter face. They exist.
So you must also be ugly for bringing him home without seeing his dick first. Hopefully God has a way of saying sorry to you too.
Wait until you taste it - gods way of saying sorry for my cooking.
Stop being superficial... That's what ugly people say.
Kudos OP for not being shallow!
And you're ass is his way of saying "sorry for lack of rack". Stop bein superficial lol
The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away
don't sound like an apology from god, but more along the lines of a joke.....
And your mouth is gods way of telling him "sorry bout your face dude".
So what's your excuse?
I like this girl. She keeps it real
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But you did him anyways, face and all. So either you have low standards, or you can actually get past looks and deal with the person behind them.
Or he whipped it out before she took him home. Lol