I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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it should never take 2 bottles of coke per one bottle of alcohol...
Didn't your backpack feel unusually heavy? or perhaps too bulbous?
Put that shit on ice in a metal water bottle and it's a fucking wrap--on the real, yo
Who wouldn't hear that sloshing around or notice how heavy it was...
Mtown on the map
When I Ieave for the night I ain't coming back
@8:12, suck my balls
actually this text isn't from a memphis or rhodes student. let's try tennessee. the only real school in the state.
This is from a Rhodes student, not a Memphis student. Top LAC vs. Terrible state school.
:) you mean good day to skip class
You're garbage. Can't believe this is America's youth.
If you go to Memphis, you can pretty much drink through their classes. I know. I'm graduating with a great gpa and this is my first sober semester. Also the semester I realized there was a pool at our gym. Wow.
Never pull out!
@10:59 I'll suck ur ballz
I brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.
Hell yes Memphis
So when you put your laptop in your backpack you just didn't see all that before? Fucker.
Haaaaa fucknnnn winnnn
Hey 7:55 how bout you grow a sack and try saying that to an actual African American person. Easy to say it online from the comfort of your own home you pussy ass piece of filth. FYI I'm not even black. I know you'll probably just respond to this with another one of your garbage comments which will prove my point. Son of a bitch. You disgust me.
hellyes memphis way to rep tennessee :D
Alcoholic greasy ape. Go back to Africa
Incest is the best!
Haha love it
Dumbass college students, drinking during class was cool... In highschool. Grow up, you are paying to go to class. They don't care what you do as long as you're not a disturbance. Grow up!