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  • Submitted by anomymouse on May 24, 10 at 1:04am

    This is like comment forum for every horny band nerd, orch dork and gamer on this site.

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      Submitted by Th3CrAzYAc3 on May 24, 10 at 7:04pm

      then why are you, a toe tappin burger meister, posting on it?

    • 50 72
      Submitted by douchemonger on May 25, 10 at 4:48pm

      and yet, so fucking true.

  • Submitted by drunknotenough on May 24, 10 at 1:09am

    Imagine a boxer fisting

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 24, 10 at 12:29am

    thats because we use our left hand on the instrument and right for the bow

  • Submitted by aznasshole on May 24, 10 at 12:26am

    Yeah, us violinists have the skills to give godly handjobs.

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      Submitted by showstopper303 on May 24, 10 at 12:31am

      this would be from someone Asian

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      Submitted by JackBerton on May 24, 10 at 8:35am

      The whole ambidextrous thing is easy, try a programmer. Not only can they do it, but they can do it for longer since they're always working their fingers.

  • Submitted by GoodGirl on May 24, 10 at 12:48am

    Um, pianists? I think we own all of you.

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      Submitted by Leto on May 24, 10 at 12:59am

      i'm gonna ignore the infinite possibilities for this set up that you have given us

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        Submitted by douchemonger on May 25, 10 at 4:49pm

        HAHAHA PENIS. There you go.

  • Submitted by kmaureeng on May 24, 10 at 1:25am

    its the vibrato! only stringed instruments can help you perfect that skill ;)

  • Submitted by RickTrolled on May 24, 10 at 12:46am

    You people don't give enough credit to gamers, you see our dexterity? Fuck violinists, we have better fingers.

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      Submitted by Th3CrAzYAc3 on May 24, 10 at 12:54am

      Amen!

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        Submitted by Firefox1 on May 24, 10 at 2:46am

        but your normally fat and gross

    • 65 78
      Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on May 24, 10 at 7:46am

      Yeh but you wont hear "Hold on just one more round, were winning." out of a violinists mouth.

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        Submitted by Th3CrAzYAc3 on May 24, 10 at 1:57pm

        Yeh but you won't hear "hold on let me get my fingers out of my ass, I'm almost off" out of a gamers mouth.

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          Submitted by raptorchick on May 24, 10 at 5:25pm

          what is that even supposed to mean?!?

          • 64 77
            Submitted by Th3CrAzYAc3 on May 24, 10 at 6:47pm

            that violinists finger their own assholes to get off...

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              Submitted by Firefox1 on May 25, 10 at 1:59am

              learn English before you make a point dumb ass

    • 65 66
      Submitted by douchemonger on May 25, 10 at 4:50pm

      Thumbs...and the occasional trigger finger. Unless you're speaking of computer games and typists.

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    Submitted by moviepyro512 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:14pm

    Once after I fingered a girl, she said "so guys who play rock band ARE good with their fingers."

  • Submitted by luskcameron on May 24, 10 at 1:15am

    How about guitarists? We are just as skilled if not better than violinists

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    Submitted by BariSaxy10 on May 24, 10 at 2:30pm

    @ brian in indy....i agree with the chef thing :) I'm seeing a chef and he can do amazing things with his digits! i never leave unsatisfied! :-)

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    Submitted by hardoulfooker on May 24, 10 at 4:48am

    Well you guys are saying gamers would be good... Whereas in reality they would at thumbing.. Unless they use a computer? In which case they wouldnt have a girl to do it with anyway

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 24, 10 at 10:50am

    Hmm. Lawyers use their mouths to get people off for a living. Pretty sure that's better;)

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    Submitted by thedood on May 24, 10 at 12:30am

    Violinists are the way to go. We're good at what we do :)

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    Submitted by AMG11 on May 28, 10 at 12:31am

    I am sure the violinists are good, but God bless the trumpet player. OMG. Seriously, NOTHING compares.

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    Submitted by xpectopatronum on May 24, 10 at 5:12am

    This is a repost, it was on here a month or so ago.

    • 51 71
      Submitted by AlishaTheDino on Jul 10, 10 at 12:41am

      Haha, it's actually not. I did notice there was one that was very similar to this, but they are different.

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    Submitted by pickle22 on May 24, 10 at 12:38am

    Bass players are AMAZING as well. :)

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    Submitted by Daft on May 24, 10 at 12:38am

    Fuck all that, bass players. You see the shit we play with out fingers?

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      Submitted by fauxpas on May 24, 10 at 2:21pm

      Do violin players get caps? Just saying, I use my right hand cause I don't think callouses are a plus when comes to the vagina.

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        Submitted by jltc on May 25, 10 at 9:42pm

        No we don't. This is why we're better than bassists.

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    Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on May 24, 10 at 11:55am

    Well, everyone else is sticking up for their profession's prowess, so I'll just say that we chefs do all right...very good multitaskers, and excellent control of the digits.

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    Submitted by Skyleh on May 24, 10 at 12:33am

    Us sax players are just as good if not better. Were good with both our hands.

    • Submitted by shotgunsmile09 on May 24, 10 at 8:59am

      And our tongues.

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        Submitted by dudemangamer791 on May 24, 10 at 11:26am

        we're just better at life in general

    • 61 64
      Submitted by douchemonger on May 25, 10 at 4:53pm

      Sax players FTW! Learn your fingerings, tongue the notes...bazinga.

  • 71 73
    Submitted by 123zombiehead on May 25, 10 at 7:30pm

    Ahahaha@ 10:50 am\nAnd what kind of eating were you wearing anyways? •.•

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    Submitted by awktothemax on May 24, 10 at 3:30am

    i'm not a musician, but from my experience, musicians are the best in bed...they are so passionate about what they do. my violinist boyfriend is amazing!

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      Submitted by AlishaTheDino on Jul 10, 10 at 12:40am

      Agreed! My boyfriend is soooo much better than my ex! I love musicians!

  • Submitted by ggmate on May 24, 10 at 2:00am

    Lacrosse player. Nuff said

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    Submitted by AnonymousQLD on May 24, 10 at 8:57am

    I appreciate 1:09

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    Submitted by AlishaTheDino on Jul 10, 10 at 12:37am

    I actually posted this, it's very true, and we've had sex now, and it was SOOOOOO much better than the fingering. Some of these comments are funny haha. Thanks.

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    Submitted by philelias on May 25, 10 at 10:47pm

    I'm a guitarist, so you know I'm always hittin g's.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by gibface on May 24, 10 at 7:19pm

    i dont play violin and i made my girlfriend cum every time with my left hand and im right handed :P

  • 65 78
    Submitted by RickTrolled on May 24, 10 at 7:02pm

    Troll successful, to all those who agree with me, epic win, to all those who disagree, you've been RickTrolled, have a wonderful day.

  • 67 83
    Submitted by itsblitz on May 24, 10 at 9:07am

    haha. I'm dating a guy who plays sax AND bass. beat that.

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 10 at 3:47am

    Ping pong players! Now that's the bees knees

  • 68 85
    Submitted by cpinbk on May 24, 10 at 12:51am

    Pianists too. Call me.

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    Submitted by vinogirl on May 24, 10 at 7:54pm

    th3crazyac3> i was with u all the way till u said the ass thing lol

    • 61 81
      Submitted by Th3CrAzYAc3 on May 25, 10 at 5:29pm

      what can I say? They cornered me lol

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    Submitted by AnthroGirl333 on Dec 8, 10 at 2:40am

    God I love musicians. Bassists are the best! *dies*\nNew goal in life: fuck someone from each family of instruments.

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    Submitted by kofsucram on May 24, 10 at 2:45am

    organists...enough said

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    Submitted by Labrynth on May 24, 10 at 10:07am

    I've been with a BMXer, Guitarist, Roofer, Programmer, Projection threader, and an artist. The best with their hands have been the roofer and projection threader. It's not about your hobbies but about your skill ;)

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      Submitted by DingDongBitch on May 24, 10 at 10:35am

      Dirty whore.

      • 53 67
        Submitted by Labrynth on May 24, 10 at 9:25pm

        Don't act like you have moral supieriority. You're on textsfromlastnight.com not biblestudy.org

      • 53 96
        Submitted by Franzallday on May 28, 10 at 7:14pm

        OWNED

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    Submitted by Amby on May 24, 10 at 12:59am

    I agree 100% with RickTrollled, gamers are extremely good

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    Submitted by yeah_im_shy on May 24, 10 at 2:23am

    I use the FAL in mw2. Assume the position and my care package will give you a tactical nuke

  • 59 74
    Submitted by alle93 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:18am

    Drummers= the best hands down

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Labrynth on May 24, 10 at 9:21pm

    Don't act like you have moral supieriority. You're on textsfromlastnight.com not biblestudy.org

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    Submitted by omegalycos1432 on May 31, 10 at 9:10pm

    Coming from a violinist that is the truth

  • 56 73
    Submitted by specialk2009 on May 24, 10 at 7:45pm

    I hear you OP :) My boyfriend's a violinist. It's absolutely amazing :)

  • 63 89
    Submitted by lovelyguns on May 25, 10 at 1:07am

    RickTrolled, even if you did have better fingers, you're not making a girl horny by slaughter something on WOW or COD. Girls generally like musicians, gentlemen, and bad boys.

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      Submitted by Th3CrAzYAc3 on May 25, 10 at 5:33pm

      sir, I am a gentlemanly gamer, sir.

      • 63 76
        Submitted by Th3CrAzYAc3 on May 25, 10 at 5:34pm

        or are you a ma'am, ma'am?

  • 61 86
    Submitted by norrisdrummer on May 26, 10 at 11:00am

    Drummers. Seriously. Enough said.

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    Submitted by TheTodControl on May 28, 10 at 11:35am

    Fuck violinists and trumpet players. I'm a bassist and French hornist. I can finger consecutive triplets at 220 bpm and triple-tongue.

  • Submitted by TaylorAnnne on May 24, 10 at 1:18am

    All of you seem like horny sex addicts.

    • 61 89
      Submitted by Daft on May 24, 10 at 1:23am

      Welcome to Texts From Last Night. Check your dignity at the door.

      • 47 80
        Submitted by SpeareShaker on Sep 30, 10 at 4:00pm

        Thank you, my good sir. Your response to that comment made my day. :)

  • 50 69
    Submitted by PnyLn on May 25, 10 at 4:30am

    A-fucking-MEN

  • 61 92
    Submitted by fallenfromsin on May 24, 10 at 8:46am

    I would personally prefer a cello player...the music is beautifully haunting.

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      Submitted by tcdunla13 on May 24, 10 at 3:01pm

      Go try out Yo-Yo Ma

    • Submitted by ethan2bart on Aug 11, 10 at 5:59pm

      I'm a professional cellist :D

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    Submitted by kissa121 on May 24, 10 at 3:16am

    Alright imma have to agree that gamers are pretty amazing. I also kno good guitarists, bassists, and drummers. But I'm a gamer and I have never had any complaints from my girls ;)

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 25, 10 at 9:09am

    Pretty sure we all forgot to consider the prowess of professional fingerbangers. Our bad.

  • 54 83
    Submitted by lovelyguns on May 25, 10 at 1:09am

    All of the comments seem to have made everyone forget this was stated a while back. We understand it is possible for a right handed person to be good with his left hand.

  • 57 89
    Submitted by boolou on May 24, 10 at 2:08am

    My bfs a goalie and a painter...you have no idea ;)

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 4:19am

    Drummers have no say. You have your hand wrapped around a stick. Unless your practicing to hold a dick

  • 55 89
    Submitted by kofsucram on May 24, 10 at 2:48am

    organists. enough said

  • 46 73
    Submitted by clydefrog54 on May 25, 10 at 4:35am

    Repeat. Let's try and be original..

  • 55 92
    Submitted by ggmate on May 24, 10 at 8:44pm

    When you get fingered by a lacrosse player you will forget about your gamers and musicians.

  • 52 87
    Submitted by wastingwords3 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:20am

    This sounds like a really good idea.....

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    Submitted by thetruth13 on May 25, 10 at 10:05am

    the truth is trumpet players are better, and this has already been posted b4

  • 47 80
    Submitted by dinali on Jun 15, 10 at 4:48am

    VIOLAS ARE BETTER.

  • Submitted by smpl2plz on May 24, 10 at 10:05pm

    How about a guy that plays paintball?? Pretty fast fingers there....hmmmmm

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    Submitted by LikeOhMahGoose on May 24, 10 at 1:57am

    I have to agree with RickTrolled. My bf is a gamer. Awesome fingers :3

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    Submitted by melissaa on May 24, 10 at 2:05pm

    Aah but we guitarists have rough callouses that are used to moving quickly in succession ;)

  • Submitted by uhateme on May 24, 10 at 12:25am

    Or u could grow up an just have sex!

    • 68 70
      Submitted by malbeth on May 24, 10 at 12:55am

      ...or "u" could grow up and acknowledge the fact that penis-in-vagina is not the only way to have sex...?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 10 at 12:23am

    Firstys bitches