You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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then why are you, a toe tappin burger meister, posting on it?
and yet, so fucking true.
Um, pianists? I think we own all of you.
i'm gonna ignore the infinite possibilities for this set up that you have given us
HAHAHA PENIS. There you go.
its the vibrato! only stringed instruments can help you perfect that skill ;)
How about guitarists? We are just as skilled if not better than violinists
Imagine a boxer fisting
thats because we use our left hand on the instrument and right for the bow
Yeah, us violinists have the skills to give godly handjobs.
this would be from someone Asian
The whole ambidextrous thing is easy, try a programmer. Not only can they do it, but they can do it for longer since they're always working their fingers.
Violinists are the way to go. We're good at what we do :)
You people don't give enough credit to gamers, you see our dexterity? Fuck violinists, we have better fingers.
but your normally fat and gross
but normally you're fat and loose
Yeh but you wont hear "Hold on just one more round, were winning." out of a violinists mouth.
Yeh but you won't hear "hold on let me get my fingers out of my ass, I'm almost off" out of a gamers mouth.
what is that even supposed to mean?!?
that violinists finger their own assholes to get off...
learn English before you make a point dumb ass
Thumbs...and the occasional trigger finger. Unless you're speaking of computer games and typists.
Well you guys are saying gamers would be good... Whereas in reality they would at thumbing.. Unless they use a computer? In which case they wouldnt have a girl to do it with anyway
trigger finger ftw!
Really...only one finger?
Bass players are AMAZING as well. :)
Hmm. Lawyers use their mouths to get people off for a living. Pretty sure that's better;)
I'm a guitarist, so you know I'm always hittin g's.
I am sure the violinists are good, but God bless the trumpet player. OMG. Seriously, NOTHING compares.
Fuck all that, bass players. You see the shit we play with out fingers?
Do violin players get caps? Just saying, I use my right hand cause I don't think callouses are a plus when comes to the vagina.
No we don't. This is why we're better than bassists.
Once after I fingered a girl, she said "so guys who play rock band ARE good with their fingers."
Lacrosse player. Nuff said
Ahahaha@ 10:50 am\nAnd what kind of eating were you wearing anyways? •.•
Coming from a violinist that is the truth
i dont play violin and i made my girlfriend cum every time with my left hand and im right handed :P
@ brian in indy....i agree with the chef thing :) I'm seeing a chef and he can do amazing things with his digits! i never leave unsatisfied! :-)
th3crazyac3> i was with u all the way till u said the ass thing lol
what can I say? They cornered me lol
i'm not a musician, but from my experience, musicians are the best in bed...they are so passionate about what they do. my violinist boyfriend is amazing!
Agreed! My boyfriend is soooo much better than my ex! I love musicians!
I actually posted this, it's very true, and we've had sex now, and it was SOOOOOO much better than the fingering. Some of these comments are funny haha. Thanks.
I appreciate 1:09
VIOLAS ARE BETTER.
I use the FAL in mw2. Assume the position and my care package will give you a tactical nuke
I hear you OP :) My boyfriend's a violinist. It's absolutely amazing :)
I've been with a BMXer, Guitarist, Roofer, Programmer, Projection threader, and an artist. The best with their hands have been the roofer and projection threader. It's not about your hobbies but about your skill ;)
Don't act like you have moral supieriority. You're on textsfromlastnight.com not biblestudy.org
Drummers. Seriously. Enough said.
Fuck violinists and trumpet players. I'm a bassist and French hornist. I can finger consecutive triplets at 220 bpm and triple-tongue.
This is a repost, it was on here a month or so ago.
Haha, it's actually not. I did notice there was one that was very similar to this, but they are different.
Troll successful, to all those who agree with me, epic win, to all those who disagree, you've been RickTrolled, have a wonderful day.
Drummers= the best hands down
All of the comments seem to have made everyone forget this was stated a while back. We understand it is possible for a right handed person to be good with his left hand.
haha. I'm dating a guy who plays sax AND bass. beat that.
Us sax players are just as good if not better. Were good with both our hands.
And our tongues.
we're just better at life in general
Sax players FTW! Learn your fingerings, tongue the notes...bazinga.
Well, everyone else is sticking up for their profession's prowess, so I'll just say that we chefs do all right...very good multitaskers, and excellent control of the digits.
Ping pong players! Now that's the bees knees
Pretty sure we all forgot to consider the prowess of professional fingerbangers. Our bad.
All of you seem like horny sex addicts.
Welcome to Texts From Last Night. Check your dignity at the door.
Thank you, my good sir. Your response to that comment made my day. :)
I agree 100% with RickTrollled, gamers are extremely good
Or u could grow up an just have sex!
...or "u" could grow up and acknowledge the fact that penis-in-vagina is not the only way to have sex...?
God I love musicians. Bassists are the best! *dies*\nNew goal in life: fuck someone from each family of instruments.
Pianists too. Call me.
Alright imma have to agree that gamers are pretty amazing. I also kno good guitarists, bassists, and drummers. But I'm a gamer and I have never had any complaints from my girls ;)
My bfs a goalie and a painter...you have no idea ;)
RickTrolled, even if you did have better fingers, you're not making a girl horny by slaughter something on WOW or COD. Girls generally like musicians, gentlemen, and bad boys.
sir, I am a gentlemanly gamer, sir.
or are you a ma'am, ma'am?
Repeat. Let's try and be original..
the truth is trumpet players are better, and this has already been posted b4
When you get fingered by a lacrosse player you will forget about your gamers and musicians.
organists. enough said
Aah but we guitarists have rough callouses that are used to moving quickly in succession ;)
I have to agree with RickTrolled. My bf is a gamer. Awesome fingers :3
How about a guy that plays paintball?? Pretty fast fingers there....hmmmmm
I would personally prefer a cello player...the music is beautifully haunting.
Go try out Yo-Yo Ma
I'm a professional cellist :D
This sounds like a really good idea.....
Drummers have no say. You have your hand wrapped around a stick. Unless your practicing to hold a dick