I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?