that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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ive wondered what bald eagle tastes like
What do you mean, you can have your way with a pigeon a bald eagle will cut your cock and balls off with it's talons.
It tastes like manatee
In Soviet Russia, the bald eagle fucks you.
It should of been make love to a bald eagle. Would have made it more magical
I'd ride a pidgeon over an eagle... Slower rides are more fun.
Bald eagles don't have penises
WTF epic fail