haha takes a big person to say that on an anonymous website, doesnt it? did daddy beat you? were you a dork in high school who got jammed in the lockers? or did your hs sweetheart turn out to be a skank, and fuck everyone behind your back? did your social life consist of beating off in the dark when you were at college?
hahahhahahah youre a big tough guy 4:39...wait for your wife or husband to leave you, or your kids to hate you....trifling cunt? people like you talking down to 19 year olds deserve to get punched in the face, dragged in the street, and hit by a bus...and if i knew you, i would gladly say this to your face...im betting youre a menopausal woman whos really in midlife crisis
ok seriously, where are all the twilight fangirls and why are they not making death threats to 3:30 and 3:34? i thought they were supposed to be rabid?!
I am more of a Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) kinda girl myself
but some of people acctually like him for his acting more than his looks, at least i do.
I'm not saying Twilight was fantastic but honestly how do you fucking play a sparkly vampire properly!?
I'd fuck him any which way
Love the text.
Fail. I made the mistake of reading the first one just to see what they hype was about. I wish I could have those 10 hours of my life back because S. Meyer's writing is like the run-on ponderings of a teenage girl. What a waste of time.
@435 actually I went Ivy League and Graduated Summa Cum Laude you trifling cunt. I have a great job and I will take my life any day over a 19 year old wanting to fuck a 40 year olds wet dream...
Pretty sure I win in life. But hey I can pray that one day I will fuck Wonder Woman...you dumb cunt
ok i'll be honest. i'm not fat and i have no twilight or pattinson posters anywhere in my house. im 19 years old and i go to an ivy league college and have had mature relationships. and i would still fuck rob pattinson, dressed as edward cullen or not.
@ 3:56 - most of those rabid fangirls are moronic tweens. I don't think they're on this site... I'm 24 and loved the Twilight series, but I'm totally ashamed of it. I know it's absurd. So while yes, I would fuck Rob Pattinson's brains out (as Edward Cullen or no), I'm certainly not going to go apeshit on anyone who calls Twilight ridiculous. I'm well aware of that fact.
@ 402 Ms. Ivy League then you are intelligent enough to know that the morality of the character he stands for is an abusive, controlling, sexist ass hole. It's all okay because he is a smooth talker and you are too stupid to make the right decision...right?
Plus he is a fad and fads like your education will soon disappear
HAHAHAHAHA I love Rob and I love Edward and I'm fat, and have a poster of him on my wall (not from Tiger Beat but still) and I think this is hilarious!
I didn't think he was attractive at first, but now.. different story. No, his acting in Twilight wasn't the best, but he's definitely nice to look at. :] I love his natural accent. And his hands.. ;]
i love people who try to use tfln as a forum to bring up serious issues like the voting process. seriously? this is supposed to be funny. if you really cared that much you would channel all of your bitching and moaning to a productive outlet. but thanks for the laugh, 9:52 and 9:23 :D
6:06 read an entire post the bitch threw the first shot and had to brag about being ivy league. Like anyone gives a shit. The response that followed was in counter. If you can read a simple post thread I feel worse for you than being a twitard
9:52, Just because people talk about what celebrity they think is attractive or lip gloss and body glitter doesnt mean that these people arent capable of making decisions. your a fucking idiot for thinking they should go live on an island. havent you ever liked something before?
Thank you 6:03, thats basically what ive been doing, asking asshole why he has to insult people...i was just sticking up for the ivy league girl...anonymously haha
ok i'm sure this has been said, i just don't feel like reading all this to find out buutttt...
he could also make a whole lot of money making movies...and not fucking fat chicks...think he's pretty set.
I love how people fucking hate on Twilight when they have never even read any of the series.
...Fucking idiots probably can't even THINK to pick up one of the books because the size of them is just way to overwhelming.
honestly i think all guys should fuck a fat chick just once to see what its like, cant say its bad unless youve tried it! really and truly ive heard theres more to grab and feel, not appealing to the eyes but appealing to the touch.
I'm 23 and almost finished my second year in school to receive my bachelors degree in psych and have been engaged and I would sleep with Rob Pattinson in a heart beat dressed as Edward or not :)
6:58 I appreciate I guess my hate is derived from having to hear about this shit everyday. That and girls thy actually are too stupid too see what it is about. Just a trigger for me
Fat girls need love to, they just gotta pay. Cause at the moment of orrgasm, no one cares what the other person looks like. Now, the moment after that moment is another story.
i just have to applaud both of you for calmly discussing this with each other, and not freaking the fuck out. so many people do that on this site that this actually made me happy lol :)
I've read all the books and seen the movies (the books were good, and I was dragged to the movies by my long island cousin) but I still think rob/Edward are STUPID. Alice is the best. \nBut give me some Cedric Diggory, and I might think about it.
the books are fun... the movie blows, horribly. Rob is just average.. I'm more of a Johnny Depp kinda girl. plus.. if i had to have sex w a vampire it'd be brad pitt circa "interview w a vampire"
....He was a much better Cedric Diggory than an Edward Cullen.
And honestly what's with all the insults? You're all just really silly. I get the feeling someone's going to make fun of me for saying silly....
hahaha. unfortunately that's very true. go youtube the soup new moon reaction and there is this british fat ass drooling and hyper ventilating over it. the original reaction is 9 minutes long. what the fuck.
I agree with 4:16... Spike was a MUCH sexier vampire than Edward.
I would pay insane amounts of money to have sex with James Marsters dressed as spike. yummy. :)
@4:18, bitter a little bit? someone got turned down by their ivy league school... do me a favor, kill yourself now so the world doesnt have to listen to your sob story of anguish and your "cut my wrist" music...
dude if men just dressed semi as nice and mature as "edward cullen" a lot more men would be getting laid. along with if they acted slightly like him
just sayin :)
4:26 I can respect an appreciation for it, but you obviously appreciate it.....not these Twitards that every other word is about this nonsense and how Edward cullen is god incarnate. Especially from adults...that is merely my point. Shit I love Transformers..but I am not worshipping Optimus Prime....
He's not hot. I've pondered why so many think he is. He's mildly above average. Hell even in vampire territory, Spike and Angel from Buffy were way the fuck hotter.
3:57 I guess I don't understand how "intelligent" people find the objectionalization of women and utter stupidity of plot conent, can be entertaining. I can see why 13 yr old girls enjoy it. Hell I loved Goosebumps books, but when I am 25 I dont read that shit. Adults that enjoy this trash just blow my mind
I agree with 9:52. I think there should be a intelligence test before somebody can vote on an issue. I am tired of these idiot people that have no idea about the economy or foregin policy having a say in how our government is ran. That is like me telling Bill Gates how he needs to run Microsoft. Logically it just is plain lunacy.
And I have read the books becuase I unlike some people, reserve my judgement until I am fully educated on the topic at hand. I am just smart enough to analyze "literature".
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