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  • "I love sluts, they make my job very easy" ,12.50 needs to calm the eff down and go jack off. so you dont like twitter big deal, nobody's fault you dont have 2 friends who care enough to follow how often you're not getting laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Man, I love sluts. They arouse me so much more than they should arouse an upstanding man such as myself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:29am
  • hahahahaa way to cut the tension 9:29. I love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Sorry, sweetie, a show for one is a show for the entire bar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:17pm
  • this whole conversation probably just made my day :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:49pm
  • 1:28 and 8:12 never get sluttiness directed at them and are jealous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Yeah 1:19, Celebrity worship is bad in the states, but it certainly happens just as bad in Europe and Japan. Calm down. Twitter is pretty stupid, but anyone who says sluts make my "job" easier can be pretty stupid too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:28am
  • This one is brilliant. Is there an iPhone app for that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:24pm
  • haha so much thought put into these anonymous anger posts..makes you wonder what kind of failures these people are in real life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:47pm
  • Yea, I'm with you, I'd use it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Real life @ signs would make a lot of social interactions easier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 1:19AM, spoken like someone who has obviously never been outside of the US. Ever heard of the Idol industry in Japan? Ever picked up a tabloid in Europe? Just because it happens in the language you can't understand doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:52am
  • Thank you, 1:52, for not being so fucking Western-centric.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:30am
  • you sound like someone who never gets laid. or someone who thinks the world gives a shit about your stupid "tweets"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:28pm
  • really 10:47? The only culture?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:05am
  • why so much rage? D: i find this extremely funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:14pm
  • fuck twitter and you for using it. And your admitted slutyness can't be directed at one person while you're in a bar full of people. Stupid and slutty should hurt twice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:12pm
  • wow 1:28 and 8:12. so much anger. but really though. an @ sign would be incredibly useful. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:43pm
  • 1:05am I think you meant to respond to me at 12:50am. And yes, the only culture that praises and worships their celebrities to such a rediculous level is the United States. Nowhere else in the world promotes their celebrities like we do. Nor does any other culture buy near as many tabloids and magazines as we do. We're pathetic with our celebrity treatment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:19am
  • Where's the hot bartender??? I don't think I've ever seen a bartender in KC that I would unbutton a shirt for. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:33pm